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jordangerous.bsky.social
jordan
@jordangerous.bsky.social
5.8K followers 630 following 3.6K posts
I’m not for everyone. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · Oct 19
Person: So, how would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally, I guess.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h
Just about ready to apply for patent on my new sandwich snack idea for young republicans called Unfuckables
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 8m
Oh good that makes me feel better
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 8h
That’s so so nice of you to say, even though it’s not true ☺️
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 9h
One of my biggest pet peeves
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 10h
Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 10h
I can’t do short hair my face is way too big.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 11h
You’re so lucky, they all suit you! 😍
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 14h
Do I even want to know why a selfie might have saves?
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 17h
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 20h
Hopecore videos making me cry is a more reliable indicator that my period is about to start than any period tracking app could ever be
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22h
unfollowing everyone who is not in love with me
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21h
sometimes you look at an account and just instinctively know you’d hate the flatware pattern they chose
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 21h
Not to brag but people who don’t follow me are perfectly content with their lives
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d
Dave & Buster’s, where a drunk can be a kid
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 23h
so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
You can never go wrong with Ruby Woo
My dumb face of my big oversized glasses and red lipstick on
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
My kid is 12 and his friends are already starting with the “tell your mom I said hi” thing
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
Wonder if melania trump is allowed to attend that “all-american” halftime show Charlie Kirk’s bitch of a wife is putting on?
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
It’s kind of hard to give a fuck about anything when you consider all the potential that humanity possesses and the society we ended up creating with it.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
Hi, my birthday is in four days. My fridge is still dead. Well. It’s not dead but it’s like 50° in there, so if you want to contribute to my go fridge me/bday fund, please click on the link in my bio
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 2d
Same 🫂
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 2d
I’m judgmental about weird and innocuous things. Like if you can’t parallel park your car on the first attempt, I will lose nearly all respect for you.
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2d
Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 2d
Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d
i’m suing jd vance for causing my tubes to tie themselves
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