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Jarod (SPQQKY version)

@jarodimus.bsky.social

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Old. Just zis guy, you know? Content may include cats, robots, Star Trek, Star Wars, Disney, superheroes, toys, video games, food, drink, pediatrics, and *gasp* politics. He/Him.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h

By destroying the east wing of the White House, Trump has inadvertently destroyed the containment facility hidden there, releasing the ghosts of all past presidents

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 4h

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 2h

You know, real cornball shit. Rebuild trust, rebuild honesty, rebuild the rule of law, rebuild the dream. Rebuild America. Picture John Hamm saying it over a video of a flag being raised or something. Facebook wine moms would throw money like they’re at a Nashville bachelorette party

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 2h

I’m no highly paid DNC strategist, but the easiest layup in history is an ad showing a list of all the shit these racists and oligarchs and bigots and Nazis have destroyed and ending with the slogan REBUILD AMERICA. Anyway, that slogan is for sale for 1.5 million dollars

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · Apr 19

can’t listen to the song anymore without hearing @kwholesaler.bsky.social’s tweet:

krat
@KWholesaler
just like the one-winged goose
honks a honk sounds like she's honkin
honk, baby, honk, said honk
5:39 PM • 5/18/20
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nda @ndasfw.bsky.social · 4h

Summoning the painting demon!

Demonstration from today’s figure class!

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 3h

Paul Reubens nabbed a lifetime park pass as part of his fee to portray the pilot Captain RX-24, who has since been refurbished into DJ R-3X at Galaxy’s Edge with a newly recorded performance.

Imagineers heard his voice in Flight of the Navigator while he was filming season 1 of Playhouse.

DJ R-3X figure on its card is investigated by a Pee Wee figure.

At one point the Star Tours rides were refurbished with better tech and an assortment of scenes you’d get at random while riding. C-3PO became the pilot for what is now called “Star Tours - The Adventures Continue”.

There was only a 2 year gap between the final of the 4 Star Tours rides being updated and the first Galaxy’s Edge park location, so as a species we only missed out on Rex briefly!

At Galaxy’s Edge he’s got a whole storyline with a crash site depicting where he landed and now he’s in their Cantina that seems like a pain in the ass to attend and he’s jamming to some tunes so that you may have a great time. Thanks, Rex!

(I have not been to Galaxy’s Edge, I’m just a huge nerd)

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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 4h

Star Wars Q&A Book about Computers (1983, art by Ken Barr)

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William Peter MacMason @wpmacmason.bsky.social · 3h

Beta Starship Spotlight
Sagan-Class Long Range Surveyor

I stumbled upon this utilitarian-looking (but probably extremely well-equipped) Starfleet explorer today. I like that even years before Picard's Sagan-Class the name was already synonymous with quad-nacelle designs.

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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 6h

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

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Chris 🟡🟡🟡🟡 @shelfnerds.bsky.social · 4h

#MicroTreks

Harry sits at a table staring out the Mess Hall windows. His Talaxian-Mexican fusion burrito cools on his plate.

Tuvok steps into his view of the windows. “Ensign.”

Harry’s eyes slowly look up at the commander. “Hey, Tuvok.”

“May I join you?” Tuvok asks.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 4h

Finding out fucking ROBLOX helped fund the destruction of the East Wing is wild, because I thought having two kids already maxed out how much I thought I could hate Roblox.

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 8h

Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 10h

I hope these people never look at pictures of rockets.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 10h

I both am morbidly curious and really don’t want to know why someone would be offended by this.

Fantastic work, as always! Thank you for posting.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10h

Opinion | I never personally had a Nazi-curious phase. But as a fair minded journalist, it’s my job to pretend this is a normal rite of passage for American men who might later go into politics.

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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 13h

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12h

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/

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Elfie @elfgrove.bsky.social · 11h

I already covered it up, but I, a military history buff, didn't realize what it was until last week/a few weeks ago and I wouldn't commit to having it removed/covered in my prior video interview about it.
Can we see a photo of the new tattoo?
No.

...Uh huh.
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/g...