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Jarod (SPQQKY version)

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Old. Just zis guy, you know? Content may include cats, robots, Star Trek, Star Wars, Disney, superheroes, toys, video games, food, drink, pediatrics, and *gasp* politics. He/Him.

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 52m

A poo jet. This is your big strong leader? He posts a fake-ass video of himself flying a poo jet?

I hope you’re happy that you put toddlers in charge of the country.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 12h

GOOD MORNING CAPTAIN

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 12h

“Stealing the Enterprise” is playing.

Hold my calls.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 12h

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 13h

Oops.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 13h

Ellen Ripley was reported to have climbed up a ladder against the vacuum of space.

We here at the Weyland-Yutani Corporation refute such woke claims.

Please consult us for your terraforming needs.

Building Better Worlds™️

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 14h

[Please rest assured that Weyland-Yutani remains committed to the destruction of this facility and the end of your existence. Building Better Worlds™️]

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 14h

You now have 4 minutes to reach minimum safe distance.

[The Weyland-Yutani Corporation apologizes for the delay in the countdown.]

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Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 14h

You now have 15 minutes to reach minimum safe distance.

Jarod (SPQQKY version) @jarodimus.bsky.social · 14h

Perfect horror movies:
ALIEN, THE THING, POLTERGEIST, THE TERMINATOR, GREMLINS

Perfect action movies:
ALIENS, T2: JUDGMENT DAY, DIE HARD, TRUE LIES

Prove me wrong.

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Gabrielle Hecht has no more spoons @gabriellehecht.bsky.social · 23h

Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!

Sara Whitmer
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I'm sure many of you have heard by now that earlier this week, IU k*lled the print edition of its student paper, the IDS. The issue that was supposed to print this week contained criticism of the Whitten regime and IUs further slide into scist control, and they couldn't allow that to happen during Homecoming, when all the rich alumni are in town.
Enter Purdue! The Purdue student paper, The Exponent, owns its own presses. Yesterday, in an act of tremendous solidarity with their biggest rival school, they printed the forbidden issue of the IDS. They then drove it to Bloomington overnight and stocked all of the IDS boxes on campus, just in time for Homecoming.
Solidarity is what makes us stronger, and solidarity will be what ultimately allows us to triumph, if we can ever truly get it together. I hope everyone has a fun, safe day if they're going out today, and I hope we can think about what acts of solidarity we can begin taking to really make this movement MOVE - beyond a permitted expression of upset into more active resistance.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 1d

During a shutdown only the most essential government services continue, like having maladjusted groypers break the Hatch Act on Bluesky to own the libs.

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 2d

The weekend is here!

The alien from They Live!
Then he's laughing and it says They Laugh! then he's doing that heart thing with his hands and it says They Love!

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · Jul 26

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Many ancient homes all over the world had no private kitchens/food prep spaces, period! Especially if you were poor!

This is why the discovery of a largely-intact "fast food" shopfront in Pompeii was such a huge deal, a few years ago. These places rarely survive the passage of time.