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Jarod
@jarodimus.bsky.social
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Just zis guy, you know?
Content may include cats, robots, Star Trek, Star Wars, Disney, superheroes, toys, video games, food, drink, pediatrics, and *gasp* politics.
He/Him.
December 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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he’s plotting something
December 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Crows DO slide down roofs, why would you make a fake video showing that? Because you want ATTENTION, but guess what dingus, nobody cares about YOU for posting that fake video, they care about the crows. You are a boring hack stealing valor from the crows. BOOOOOOO!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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There are a lot of things that make me mad. Like. A long list. But fake AI videos of wild animals doing cute things that animals do in fact do, make me so unreasonably mad. Should this incite the most rage in my heart, of all the horrible things going on right now? No. But here we are.
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Friends, the crow video is gen AI slop that was posted on FB a week ago.
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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America's caught in a version of A Christmas Carol where it's visited by a billion spirits and doesn't learn a damn thing.
December 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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tfw when you realize everything you’re seeing is AI slop
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I don’t always do this, but this year, I felt inspired and made a holiday card.

May your drums roll as you wish them to throughout the season and the coming year.
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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Ever think about how we just used to put our phone numbers and addresses in a book that was shipped to everyone in our city?
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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It's the weekend, baby
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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G.I. Joe
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Finally got one of those Master Chieves you kids are always going on about.
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I love how much Trek content is on Bsky.
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM