david s. pumpkins 🎃
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honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social
im case anyone peeks at our profile before bed.
skeletor holding a martini in in one hand while holding a  toothpick with two olives on it over his eyes, making the olives appear to be his eyes, saying: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual. skeletor holding a rams skull staff in one hand and puppy named relay in the other (a cute puppy with papillon like ears) while saying: I am not nice.
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meerbuschknitter.bsky.social
I've finished and published my Crustacean Cushion pattern. As ever, I put a hidden quote on the reverse for visitors to discover. 🧶🦐 #knitting #knitsky #bskyknits #sealife #prawn #crab #seahorse

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Hand knit cushion with prawn, crab and sea horse motifs, lying on a chaise longue. Front of the cushion showing the detailed motifs of prawn, crab and seahorse tangled in seaweed. Reverse of the cushion with a quote from Gandhi: “You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.”
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trasinscneach.bsky.social
Ireland has a population of 5m and we've a waiting list approaching 15 years. Why? Because their mandatory, archaic and traumatic psychiatric and psychological assessments are a deliberate bottleneck to ensure as few people as possible can access healthcare a nurse can do!
mimmymum.bsky.social
The ‘Transit’ gender clinic in Spain has a 3 WEEK waiting list! 😳😳😳

It covers a population of 8 million, (equivalent to the population of Scotland & Wales combined, or 1/7th of the population of England) It has a total of 43 staff, a majority of whom are part-time, working 6-7 hours per week!
Trans health waiting lists are a political choice
I’m just back from an awesome trans healthcare conference in Norway (blog on that to follow). Here I wanted to share information from a presentation by the founder of the transit trans health…
growinguptransgender.com
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breakify.bsky.social
The longer it takes to crash, the worse it's going to be. The bubble keeps getting bigger while the fundamentals keep looking worse. Everyone knows that this is unsustainable.
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chanda.blacksky.app
The replies to this thread prove that people of all walks of life find science fascinating
jduffyrice.bsky.social
so no one was going to tell me that mountain lions and cougars are the same animal? as are pumas? and panthers?????????
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ceej.online
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
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threnody.bsky.social
we’re onto the third box of fall harvest tea & tonight it’s chocolate chip cookies. it’s week 6 & i’ve formed allegiances: i’m team lanky ginger with the nose or maybe aaron.

i yell, “you fool, there’s no time for full puff pastry—in 13 years it’s never worked!”

i deserve to be on that watchlist.
threnody.bsky.social
as a member of the radical transgender terrorist movement, i will now close my september weekend by drinking trader joe’s fall harvest tea & eating a tiny pumpkin pie with my wife as we watch the great british bake off. you know, just like [checks gop talking points] al qaeda. worse than, really.
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hobbydrifter.bsky.social
White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
Underneath all these stories is: the adults around me know about a danger and for some reason they're not saying shit to me. They are doing a dogshit awful job of keeping me safe from a danger, literally all they need to do is not suck so fucking much, just use their fucking words.
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
There's a genre of creepypasta that is "there is a strange tradition here that no one will explain to me, a teenager"

Adults doing strange things they refuse to explain, at all, and the teenager out of a mixture of curiosity and foolishness finds out the hard way what is going on.
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jduffyrice.bsky.social
so no one was going to tell me that mountain lions and cougars are the same animal? as are pumas? and panthers?????????
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rwmartin.bsky.social
Brassica oleracea has entered the chat.
jduffyrice.bsky.social
so no one was going to tell me that mountain lions and cougars are the same animal? as are pumas? and panthers?????????
honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social
an extremely lovely and simply wonderful man
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ohrobin.bsky.social
If you haven’t read his interview in Jacobin, you should. It’s fantastic.

“Clothing choices are shaped on the moving tectonic plates of politics and economics as well as technology. The technology of the time influences what we can produce and how we dress but also the systems on which we build.”
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Seeing people take runs at the menswear guy is bonkers to me as a guy who wears the same hoodies he had in highschool. I leave that guy well enough alone, I don’t want any of that smoke.
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icedteakw.bsky.social
These leaves will be clogging the storm drains in a couple weeks but they are incredible against the blue evening sky
Evening walk
A blue cloudless sky
Leaves revealing their reddish colors on the top part of a tree
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kschwenky.bsky.social
I am the get worked up bra shopping online level of high
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mrtylercrook.bsky.social
Today I visited a graveyard from before vaccines were invented. There were a lot of these.
A small white Marvel headstone. All it says on it is "baby".
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badgerbaseball.bsky.social
This man really left the house today wearing a butt plug t shirt.

Looks like they gave him a hoodie.
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ehirsch.bsky.social
Ok but so the logic here is that plugging the Big Dumper will stop the homers, so it’s that he shits dingers? am i following this correctly?
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chaoskat.bsky.social
I can't believe I am asking this. But who is “butt plug guy”
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mostlymartha.bsky.social
Literally @jaybeans.bsky.social and me every time we go on vacation.
onthecountof3.bsky.social
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