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Queen Of Skelebirds

@furiousflorawitch.bsky.social

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36 She/her A(u?)DHD Software Engineer Socialist NSFW MDNI 18+ The opinions expressed on this account are the view of the cosmic rays that randomly scramble my neural network.

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · Nov 2

There's 2 things you need to know about me:
1. I'm real bad at coming up with a second thing
2. Uh...

Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 1h

Those fuckers better not make my bubbly water more expensive >:[

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 10h

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 16h

harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries

Laser Clinic Offers Discount on Harry Potter Tattoo Removals in Support of
Trans Rights
By: Andy Lalwani

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · Apr 23

blessed are the stupid dumbass idiots

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Lena Wife @nebulena.net · 4h

Strictly speaking, Solid Snake is a therian. This should not be controversial to say but many do not want to hear it

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · Mar 23

troubled teen: life's been... tough. things aren't so good at home. what am i supposed to do, teach?

guidance counsellor: Select a peasant and RIGHT-click on a mine so that they start bringing back gold to your town hall.

teen: thanks Mr Fantasy RTS Tutorial Voiceover, you always know what to say

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Fear Boo Sky 👻 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 16h

the above skeet edited to say "*slaps brain* ouch"

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A Halloween Pun @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 15h

Cigarettes are so good that they can trans a twink in the time it takes the businessman she's blowing to take off his jacket.

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 11h

Not a problem! Generally I only share things if someone doesn't have permissions restricting it. This one just felt like it would help folks so I wanted to see if you'd make an exception.

Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 11h

Of course, not a problem. Thank you so much!

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 11h

Would you mind if I shared this text in a local Discord? I think there are a lot of people there who may not be on bsky who could really use this message.

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 12d

Decades later, Tumblr fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer are giving me fresh entertainment

Screenshot from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy standing morose Lee in a graveyard there is statue behind her of an Angel or the wings look like they're coming from her back this is paired with the screenshot of a post saying " I'm like a religious heart piece:grotesque, Haunting, full of melodrama and guilt, and unsettlingly horny "

Harmony Kendall looking very cute and blonde against the black background paired with "I love being evil and stupid. this is representation. this is diversity. not all of us are Evil Geniuses. some of us put our intimidating throne on spinny Wheels. "

Amber Benson as Tara Maclay looking weary saying
"' aren't you tired of being nice' no!!! I'm tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!"

Spike and Drusilla leaning in close together and both staring out at us . With the post
" hey my girlfriend and I saw you from across the bar and we really like your Vibe so we were wondering if you could maybe kill and eat you"

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 12h

Oh naurn

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 13h

I think people need to realise how much "You are not immune to propaganda" still applies when you know the propaganda is propaganda.

Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 13h

No one should EVER monitor Nazi space without a strong support network that can check them regularly and watch for signs that the propaganda is taking hold, and address that reality promptly.

Without a rock solid accountability network, it is playing with fire.

Soyweiser @soyweiser.bsky.social · 13h

This is I think also one of the reasons you (you as in a regular person) shouldn't got into nazi places to try and 'debate' them (or worse, to hang out and check the vibe. I know somebody who radicalized a lot after doing that to neo-nazi metal concerts (not the only reason he radicalized)).

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 13h

Call me a himopathologist the way I'm diagnosing your man as the problem

Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 1d

Bowyers when they see a straight piece of wood: Get tillered, idiot!

Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 1d

Companies and rich people that want the data people freely give when casually using LLMs

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 1d

A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear

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Sin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Got clocked for 28 again. Those are rookie numbers. Let's see if we can get those numbers down. Want people to look at me and say, wow I thought she was 6 months old but she's 38. Estrogen is magic. Wow I was gonna abort her but she's in her 156th trimester.

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 1d

I tried, but I'm more of a plant girl in theory than in practice 😔

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 2d

sorting misc images on my laptop and

meme screenshot from The Dark Knight with a guy in a bar saying "Let me get this straight, you think [rest of the text blacked out] ?", and below it a picture of descartes pasted in with the text "I do. And I'm [text also blacked out]."

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2d

lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children

Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 2d

"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...