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Queen Of Skelebirds

@furiousflorawitch.bsky.social

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36 She/her A(u?)DHD Software Engineer Socialist NSFW MDNI 18+ The opinions expressed on this account are the view of the cosmic rays that randomly scramble my neural network.

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · Nov 2

There's 2 things you need to know about me:
1. I'm real bad at coming up with a second thing
2. Uh...

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A Halloween Pun @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 7h

Cigarettes are so good that they can trans a twink in the time it takes the businessman she's blowing to take off his jacket.

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 2h

Not a problem! Generally I only share things if someone doesn't have permissions restricting it. This one just felt like it would help folks so I wanted to see if you'd make an exception.

Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 3h

Of course, not a problem. Thank you so much!

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 3h

Would you mind if I shared this text in a local Discord? I think there are a lot of people there who may not be on bsky who could really use this message.

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 12d

Decades later, Tumblr fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer are giving me fresh entertainment

Screenshot from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy standing morose Lee in a graveyard there is statue behind her of an Angel or the wings look like they're coming from her back this is paired with the screenshot of a post saying " I'm like a religious heart piece:grotesque, Haunting, full of melodrama and guilt, and unsettlingly horny "

Harmony Kendall looking very cute and blonde against the black background paired with "I love being evil and stupid. this is representation. this is diversity. not all of us are Evil Geniuses. some of us put our intimidating throne on spinny Wheels. "

Amber Benson as Tara Maclay looking weary saying
"' aren't you tired of being nice' no!!! I'm tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!"

Spike and Drusilla leaning in close together and both staring out at us . With the post
" hey my girlfriend and I saw you from across the bar and we really like your Vibe so we were wondering if you could maybe kill and eat you"

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 4h

Oh naurn

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 5h

I think people need to realise how much "You are not immune to propaganda" still applies when you know the propaganda is propaganda.

Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 5h

No one should EVER monitor Nazi space without a strong support network that can check them regularly and watch for signs that the propaganda is taking hold, and address that reality promptly.

Without a rock solid accountability network, it is playing with fire.

Soyweiser @soyweiser.bsky.social · 5h

This is I think also one of the reasons you (you as in a regular person) shouldn't got into nazi places to try and 'debate' them (or worse, to hang out and check the vibe. I know somebody who radicalized a lot after doing that to neo-nazi metal concerts (not the only reason he radicalized)).

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 4h

Call me a himopathologist the way I'm diagnosing your man as the problem

Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 1d

Bowyers when they see a straight piece of wood: Get tillered, idiot!

Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 1d

Companies and rich people that want the data people freely give when casually using LLMs

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 1d

A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear

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Sin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Got clocked for 28 again. Those are rookie numbers. Let's see if we can get those numbers down. Want people to look at me and say, wow I thought she was 6 months old but she's 38. Estrogen is magic. Wow I was gonna abort her but she's in her 156th trimester.

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Queen Of Skelebirds @furiousflorawitch.bsky.social · 1d

I tried, but I'm more of a plant girl in theory than in practice 😔

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 2d

sorting misc images on my laptop and

meme screenshot from The Dark Knight with a guy in a bar saying "Let me get this straight, you think [rest of the text blacked out] ?", and below it a picture of descartes pasted in with the text "I do. And I'm [text also blacked out]."

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 1d

lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children

Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 1d

"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto

The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.

www.dexerto.com

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Ray Delahanty | CityNerd @nerd4cities.bsky.social · 1d

Coming soon: nationwide Kenji/Ray pedestrianized street tour. Can’t wait to crank up the year-over-year sales in Boulder and Charlottesville

Gordon Padelford @gordonofseattle.bsky.social · 1d

Did September sales get a bump from the promotion Kenji and @nerd4cities.bsky.social did? We'll probably never know, but it certainly didn't hurt.

The Urbanist @handle.invalid · 24d

NEW // Sunday Video: CityNerd and Kenji López-Alt Visit Pike Place Market www.theurbanist.org/2025/09/28/s...

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Matt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 1d

is this anything

Neo TheMatrixReloaded from The Matrix: Reloaded (2003) in his black form fitting button down cool guy coat and glasses surrounded by greenishanalog monitors of the same image all giving the effect of Neo surrounded by Matrix code.
His mouth is set tersely and the caption reads, "That sounds fucked, Architect" which is, i assure you, a direct quote from the film.

The Architect TheMatrixReloaded from The Matrix: Reloaded (2003) in his gray suit and white beard combo looking at Neo, his monitirs are different scenes from the human world and fron the movie the Matrix I think.
His caption reads, "It is, as you humans say, monumentally fucked, Neo." Which I again ASSURE you, is a direct quote from the film.

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Frankenstein's Cat 🫧 (oops! all skelly bones) @tess.bzky.team · 1d

"sorry it's a bit of a mess, if you need the bathroom, the toilet paper is down the hall from it and the hand soap is over here on the floor"

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1d

me, opening Journal app: “EW WTF NO i am not sharing my data with apple health fuck off”

my, on the world’s most observable social media site: “so today i learned i can squirt like 1.05 meters, a marked improvement over yesterday’s 0.74 meters”

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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 1d

plop tuah. shit on tjat thang

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MSN99 @msn99.bsky.social · 1d

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3 days to go before they cut my power off and I’m at risk of being in the hospital due to having power for my breathing machine. If you see this, please share or donate. Thank you

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#mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #HelpFolksLive2025

MSN99 @msn99.bsky.social · 5d

‼️URGENT‼️

Talked to my power company about what’s going on. They’re helping me by keeping the power on, but if nothing goes towards the bill by the 24th they’ll be cutting my power,no exceptions. Please share if you see this. Thank you

#mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #HelpFolksLive2025

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