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Kristina R. Mosley
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Mama. Wife. Writer. Bigfoot enthusiast. Stay-at-home gargoyle. Got to say "cock" on national television. Lady human to Oreo, Duchess, and Basil. Leftist. She/her.
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Matthew took the day off! We don't have to be anywhere till 10! Lil Dude woke up before 7!

Happy anniversary to us.
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
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Guess who was involved in updating the guidelines way back in 2017?

Anthony Fauci 👏
Fewer toddlers developed peanut allergies after guidelines recommended introducing peanut products in infancy, a large primary care registry study showed. 🥜⬇️
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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A leftist's head would explode if they had to watch sports with such an incredibly shitty setup
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
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(Fred Schneider voice) pleased to meet you, hope you guess my NAME
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Can you imagine how upset the Christians in the US would be if this happened here??
Canada ...respect!
It should've been, "Keith David, WHO IS ALIVE," and then the rest of the headline.
Mannn, I almost fell to my knees in this Sam's club reading this headline. 😭
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Pope Leo calls on journalists to report facts and expose disinformation.
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
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This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.
Oof. Not to sound like a butt, but I'm so glad I'm not dating now. It was bad enough in my 20s, but now...
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Please check your credit card receipts for fancy tuna and high grade catnip. Our financial database has been hacked by the feral cats.
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George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?

Aide : over 7 million sir

George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
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Saw a very normie winemom-seeming person today with a sign that read “Newsom is the enemy of my enemy and they can both go to hell”
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Far braver than any man with a gun.
Hero’s of the day - In a small town of Beckley, WV, Kendra Sullivan staged a one-woman No Kings protest. She was confronted, had the police called on her, but stood her ground. She was physically threatened. Police came more than once and protected her right to protest. This is how we do it.
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We could maybe use more celebrities on here but the ones we have give us blessed moments like Guillermo del Toro reposting Flavor Flav
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Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
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YOU NEED TO START OFF POSTS LIKE THIS BY SAYING THE PERSON IS ALIVE AND OK
Sir David Attenborough, the British documentarian and naturalist, became the oldest person to win a Daytime Emmy on Friday at age 99. He beat the record set last year by Dick Van Dyke. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/a...
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This cold open will never not make me laugh