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Boricua.🇵🇷 Cooking obsessed foodie. Dinner party host. Soup season enthusiast. #teaSky. Budding green thumb (6a/b). Hoarder of spices & books. Cat mom. Engineer. She/her.

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · Oct 21

Welcome to the food megafeed! It's a one stop shop for all my favorite food-related feeds & hashtags. Below you'll find additional info & links to the source feeds, be sure to like those as well! Feel free to reply here if you have questions or issues.

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 3h

Sauna booti

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 3h

The Cat Equivalent of Water Torture

Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 20h

How to Keep Loving Your Cats Even Though They Keep Depriving You of Sleep

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BrassCastle $301/$700 @brasscastle.bsky.social · 4h

Asking for $20 for rice, please. Dogs, cats, people, everyone here eats it.

Please? I'm begging Bluesky for help.

💕💸 PayPal.me/maxdonprod

No PayPal 👉 ko-fi.com/groovytude

#mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #food #foodstability #catsky #dogsky

A photo down into our rice bin showing that there is only a couple of scoops left.

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 6h

They look so good! I've only tried growing carrots once & failed spectacularly so this is a good reminder for me to try again 🥰

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Mrs. N @btwnthesepages.bsky.social · 6h

Gingerbread Hedgehog 🦔
#CookieParty

A batch of gingerbread hedgehog with chocolate sprinkles as their spikes and mini chocolate chip noses.

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 6h

So cute!!

Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 8h

She is very indignant upon finding out that the grilled cheese I'm making is not for her

Our gray and orange cat, Sasha, sitting on the kitchen island counter looking kinda like the blinking guy meme where she's a lil aghast about my actions (not feeding her grilled cheeses)

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 20h

Why are the rest of you sickos awake at this hour? 🫩

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 20h

How to Keep Loving Your Cats Even Though They Keep Depriving You of Sleep

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 20h

Adorable! #cookieparty

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TashasEv[ered Head] @tashasev.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry, it had to be done

An impossibly round very fluffy dilute tortoiseshell cat sitting impressively on a table with a roaring fire in a fireplace behind. An illustration of a olde time top hat and monocle have been poorly added to the cat with little skill

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

LRP: It's time to make another batch of smoked tomato sauce 🌬️🍅

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · Feb 11

The way the whole kitchen comes to life when you add sofrito 😮‍💨🤌🏽🇵🇷 🍜🍽️

A pot of stewing smoked tomatoes with sofrito on top.

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

I keep scrolling back to this post and just staring at it trying to crack the puzzle 😂

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

Omg! 😱 This would absolutely be my husband if he had access to ink; time to preemptively ban this hobby from my house too

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

Yes! 🍜

Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

This shit is GOODT tho

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

There are 15 types of chiles in there & it's not even spicy 😂

And at least 5 different smoked ingredients

I put fucking black garlic AND black garlic salt in it

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

Reviewing the smoked turkey chili I invented 2 years ago like... damn I really can't keep myself from complicating my own life

Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

I also got a package of bone-on turkey breast, smoked turkey legs, and smoked turkey tails because I may be entering a chili cookoff at work & need to start the broth making process this weekend 🦃🫘🌶️

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

Never fails to use Canadian Thanksgiving as a reminder to pre-buy my American Thanksgiving turkey early on the cheap 🫡🇨🇦🦃

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Anabel @fullmetalkitchen.bsky.social · 1d

I have to share this again: usually, cookbooks give me ideas, take me places, show me ingredients, but it's rare that I learn something about *cooking itself*. This book did. The dough method described in The Elements of Pizza by Ken Forkish changed my game after +10 years making pizza weekly.

Subsy @subsequentseer.bsky.social · 1d

Ohhhhh look what just showed up in the mail 😃

I am so stoked to read this and experiment with some new (to me) pizza making techniques.

Shout out to @fullmetalkitchen.bsky.social for th recommendation. I owe you a slice 🍕

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

Ate too many no bake cookies, it feels like the oatmeal is expanding in my stomach as time passes 😆

Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit the original pain pervert was Jack Nicholson? 😳😳

Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 11d

The dentist pain pervert part is pretty random

Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d

Forever fixing oversteeped #tea with some milk & sugar 😇 🫖