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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2h

guy who reports every teams meeting invite as a phishing attempt

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 3h

oh you asked chatgpt? well I got high on paint fumes and asked the fae in the woods and they think you're lame as hell for that.

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 2h

it’s fine to train your dog to rip jk rowling books from the hands of strangers and tear them to shreds so long as no fingers get nipped

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 2h

looks like the default disinterested british politician who spends his entire career raiding the subsided bar, posting photos of his freakish patriotic breakfasts, snoozing and watching pornography in the chamber and then dies of a massive heart attack at age 63 shaking a bottle of ketchup too hard

Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · 5h

Reminds me of this wonderful painting I saw at a Wallace Collection exhibition for dog portraits.

A painting of a scrappy little dog with a smoking pipe in its mouth. The painting is in a large elegant frame and the title is "Low Life".

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 6h

love it when coffee or beer or whatever is described as “very drinkable,” like surely for a non-toxic liquid that’s the bare minimum

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Lemonlight @lemonlight.bsky.social · 14h

I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself

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Bad Game Hall of Fame @bghof.com · 1d

'Duke Nukem 3D' on the Sega Mega Drive released on this day in 1998.

Tec Toy's "conversion" of Duke 3D to the Mega Drive is nothing short of a technical marvel. Unfortunately; it is also frustratingly clunky, notoriously difficult, and challenging to even visually parse.

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Hirst’s BleedingCart @bleedingcart.bsky.social · 1d

Anywhere that hosts creative work should identify and reject generative AI like this. Good job!

OverClocked ReMix (We ♥ video game music!) 🎮🎵 @ocremix.org · 1d

25 years in, we are NOT allowing genAI music onto OC ReMix, full stop.

We're 100% against genAI music and are a community geared toward authentic creativity and artistic development. You don't get that by doing text prompts.

ocremix.org/remix/OCR04918
youtube.com/watch?v=fUsg...

Recent comment: "This A.I. music is as fake as 🏈 🦇."

In this case, this is human-made. (3 of our judges panel are also involved as collaborators on it: jnWake, pixelseph, and paradiddlesjosh.)

We explicitly do NOT accept any music made with generative A.I. There are tools out there that help identify genAI music. If music involving genAI is ever unknowingly let on, it will be removed if it's discovered.

We're 100% against genAI music and are a community geared toward authentic creativity and artistic development. You don't get that by doing text prompts.

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Dan Rebellato @danrebellato.bsky.social · 2d

The bold font seems to me vaguely threatening.

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 1d

lol very keen to play that port someday, it’s fascinating!

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 1d

good afternoon

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 2d

[tentatively moving to unhook her bra] hey chatGPT what’s the slickest way to unhook a bra

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 2d

Ice-T: "the kids call it getting Rowlinged"

Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 2d

The far-right mouthpiece who told young men to clean up their place while in front of his very clearly messy home, now has contracted an illness from all the mold in his home.

If you wrote such a fascist character in a story it would be deemed a silly caricature.

Jordan Peterson diagnosed with chronic condition after exposure to mold

Peterson's daughter said her father has a "genetic predisposition that causes the immune system to have an inability to identify and detoxify mold."

www.newsweek.com

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Majd🍉 @majd-in-gaza.bsky.social · 12d

@mommunism.bsky.social

Hello, my name is Majd. I am 23 years old. I live in a tent that does not have the basic necessities of life. I ask with love that you stand by my family so that I can complete my education.

If you are interested, read my story and support me via GFM.♥️

gofund.me/c50986c10

Donate to Urgent Appeal from Gaza - Help Majd and her Family, organized by Marina Reilly

Hello, My name is Majd Al-Ustaz, a 23-year-old Palestinian woman fro… Marina Reilly needs your support for Urgent Appeal from Gaza - Help Majd and her Family

gofund.me

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 2d

Favourite emoji 🙃

Least favourite emoji 🤡

Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 2d

Favourite emoji 😐

Least favourite emoji 🤣

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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 2d

GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.

Bria "tries to write a book" Horses @thevoidencore.bsky.social · 7d

The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem

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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 2d

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 2d

give him infinite money to make it go away seems to be the precedent!

What can the King do about Prince Andrew scandals?

What sanctions could King Charles apply to Prince Andrew after the latest claims about links to Epstein?

www.bbc.co.uk

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gugalanna daddy issues @ninazu.bsky.social · 2d

The good ol’ £200-a-year hope-I-don’t-die tax

Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 3d

It’s dispiriting that this is what getting a COVID vaccination now looks like to this chronic asthmatic.

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 2d

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 2d

I’m so sorry, sending love to you and your family x

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 2d

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve deleted it, appreciate your comments

Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 2d

overwhelming consensus was leave it up for context but it’s also been suggested i’m normalising racism & i don’t need the possibility of that on my conscience, so I’ve deleted – for clarity here’s a screenshot of my original post, which i would not have posted had i been aware of this guy’s history

a screenshot of a post by bluesky user @dandouglas sharing a BBC News article headlined “Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge”, Dan’s comment says “every line of this story keeps getting better”. The subject of the article, Nathan Rimmington, is pictured in the thumbnail

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