The great Barbossa
@thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social
|⚧| kirkgender
24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
Pinned
I only type in lowercase so people know I'm pleasant and soft spoken.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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it's insane that the epstein files are out and have a 100 page list of children trump fucked, which are all censored.
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
it's insane that the epstein files are out and have a 100 page list of children trump fucked, which are all censored.
gonna get a a tattoo of an upside down swastika, so people know I'm anti-nazi.
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
gonna get a a tattoo of an upside down swastika, so people know I'm anti-nazi.
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liberals say shit like “dornald dRump is an evil man, full of hate !!!😡🤬😤” and then vote for gavin newsom 🤣🤣
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
liberals say shit like “dornald dRump is an evil man, full of hate !!!😡🤬😤” and then vote for gavin newsom 🤣🤣
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now for yurislop(I usually dislike the word slop to describe something human made but I am gonna contradict myself, I like it in this case cuz its so funny)
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
now for yurislop(I usually dislike the word slop to describe something human made but I am gonna contradict myself, I like it in this case cuz its so funny)
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since its past midnight i can cart out the real hot takes, so:
being bothered by your loneliness already makes you feminine in a society in which men are supposed to be stoically unemotional. trying to address that suffering is also, already, feminine-coded. so why not commit if youre already at it
being bothered by your loneliness already makes you feminine in a society in which men are supposed to be stoically unemotional. trying to address that suffering is also, already, feminine-coded. so why not commit if youre already at it
dude if youre so concerned about your male loneliness just become a woman
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
since its past midnight i can cart out the real hot takes, so:
being bothered by your loneliness already makes you feminine in a society in which men are supposed to be stoically unemotional. trying to address that suffering is also, already, feminine-coded. so why not commit if youre already at it
being bothered by your loneliness already makes you feminine in a society in which men are supposed to be stoically unemotional. trying to address that suffering is also, already, feminine-coded. so why not commit if youre already at it
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btw. I'm coming out as kirkgender
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
btw. I'm coming out as kirkgender
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I just remembered, I bet musk was gonna kill himself this year.
he really can't stop letting people down, can he (¬`‸´¬)
he really can't stop letting people down, can he (¬`‸´¬)
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I just remembered, I bet musk was gonna kill himself this year.
he really can't stop letting people down, can he (¬`‸´¬)
he really can't stop letting people down, can he (¬`‸´¬)
I think if I time travelled back to like 2014 and told teenage me about university, he'd prolly get really confused over why I have breasts.
it's crazy how your interpretation of a long text changes with age. like at 15 it's like "god, now I gotta read a whole 500 words, fuck" and now almost 10 years later I'm looking at my reading assignments and it's like "woah, only 15 pages, that's nothing"
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I think if I time travelled back to like 2014 and told teenage me about university, he'd prolly get really confused over why I have breasts.
it's crazy how your interpretation of a long text changes with age. like at 15 it's like "god, now I gotta read a whole 500 words, fuck" and now almost 10 years later I'm looking at my reading assignments and it's like "woah, only 15 pages, that's nothing"
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
it's crazy how your interpretation of a long text changes with age. like at 15 it's like "god, now I gotta read a whole 500 words, fuck" and now almost 10 years later I'm looking at my reading assignments and it's like "woah, only 15 pages, that's nothing"
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We found an Account
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We found an Account
I spilled irish cream on my mouse and mouspad and it also got in my hair
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I spilled irish cream on my mouse and mouspad and it also got in my hair
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here's that good shit... INTO MY FUCKING VEINS
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
here's that good shit... INTO MY FUCKING VEINS
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
no pain greater than seeing people be genuine and honest with each other and having to bite my tongue to not drop the dumbest shit ever into that conversation.
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
no pain greater than seeing people be genuine and honest with each other and having to bite my tongue to not drop the dumbest shit ever into that conversation.
globalize the empanada
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
globalize the empanada
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STOP ⚰️FINDING⚰️GLASSES⚰️ATTRACTIVE⚰️PEOPLE⚰️WHO⚰️WEAR⚰️GLASSES⚰️ARE⚰️EVIL⚰️DID⚰️YOU⚰️NOTICE⚰️I⚰️USED⚰️COFFINS⚰️INSTEAD⚰️OF⚰️CLAPS⚰️PROBABLY⚰️NOT⚰️BECAUSE⚰️YOUR⚰️EVIL⚰️SEXY⚰️ASS⚰️NEEDS⚰️GLASSES⚰️YOU⚰️SEXY ⚰️EVIL⚰️THING YOU⚰️
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 AM
STOP ⚰️FINDING⚰️GLASSES⚰️ATTRACTIVE⚰️PEOPLE⚰️WHO⚰️WEAR⚰️GLASSES⚰️ARE⚰️EVIL⚰️DID⚰️YOU⚰️NOTICE⚰️I⚰️USED⚰️COFFINS⚰️INSTEAD⚰️OF⚰️CLAPS⚰️PROBABLY⚰️NOT⚰️BECAUSE⚰️YOUR⚰️EVIL⚰️SEXY⚰️ASS⚰️NEEDS⚰️GLASSES⚰️YOU⚰️SEXY ⚰️EVIL⚰️THING YOU⚰️
I really do wonder how charlie kirk would feel about the fact that he is now essentially the 2020s version of harambe.
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I really do wonder how charlie kirk would feel about the fact that he is now essentially the 2020s version of harambe.
old people always talk about how everything was better during their childhood and it's basically always bullshit.
so I'm glad my generation gets to be the one exception where it's actually true.
so I'm glad my generation gets to be the one exception where it's actually true.
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
old people always talk about how everything was better during their childhood and it's basically always bullshit.
so I'm glad my generation gets to be the one exception where it's actually true.
so I'm glad my generation gets to be the one exception where it's actually true.