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@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social

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•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator• •Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan Fuck cancer. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · Jan 5

Chubby weird girls with nice boobs and a sense of humour are important to the ecosystem.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21h

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 15h

my Fitbit zone minutes were all anxiety minutes today… if I relax my shoulders, my head will pop right off

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18h

she put the ‘ho’ in hopeless romantic

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

People always assume you're angry not hurt.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 8d

I’ll do better tomorrow I say for the 7,508th day in a row

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

🧡💛🤎❤️

Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

Wasted

Turkey dinner today.
Mashed potatoes, gravy, peas and corn, cranberry sauce and turkey. Good stuff.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 5d

For my midlife crisis I’m either going to learn to play the drums or have a threesome. Maybe both.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna get turkey wasted today.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3d

I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 3d

After extensive research, I'm fairly confident now that it do be like that sometimes

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 3d

😂

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 4d

In the mood to strap on a cosmic cock and bang the abyss, I mean have a lovely evening. 😘

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 3d

They should have allowed me to buy tick tock. I would have allowed tits

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 3d

My robot girlfriend and my AI girlfriend are fighting again.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 3d

I haven’t been called a minx in forever! 😂😘

Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 3d

Not my first time 😌

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 3d

I know. I’m the one that flagged it.

Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 3d

My nice and warm apple pie.

Gluten free apple pie from my oven.
Extra cinnamon of course.

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Jun 30

When the abyss gazes back...then you go blind,

Detail of the cover of the June, 1978, issue of Playboy magazine: Shows Playmate of the Year, Debra Jo Fondren, combing them crazy blonde Lady Godiva locks...or is she Rapunzel?

Cascades of golden tresses cover some of her doubtless finer features, but not her lovely visage! No no...leave that to some irreverent gnome to paste a pair dollar-store googly eyes over Debra's pretty peepers, making things awkward for everyone.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 5d

Gonna tell my kids that these were the Spice Girls

A picture of the cast of facts of life from TV

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 3d

I’m making cabbage rolls and apple pie today from scratch. Just like my grandma made, a hundred years ago. She didn’t get high first though. I don’t think.

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Julia Barnwell @juliabarnwell.bsky.social · Sep 10

Mary Woods 1930 by Chaloner Woods

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 4d

A merry-go-round is just a Lazy Susan for kids.

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