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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 4h

Oh, so when Zohran Mamdani calls his father's cousin his "aunt," it's fine with you people, but when *I* call Knuckles the Echidna my "biological son" and post Sora-generated videos of me giving birth to him, it's somehow "disgusting"

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 1h

drinking a bucket of ranch to own the libs

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Patty Dignam @pattydignam.bsky.social · 6d

Made myself a tee shirt. #absurd #drama #modernism #beckett

Black tee shirt with yellow text “be the godot you’ve been waiting for”

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2h

Injectables are not the superior method because you can't crush them up an snort them

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 2h

a coke nail but for parmesan cheese

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 3h

*breaking the fourth wall* sure hope this isnt load bearing

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 7h

i mean this. If anyone in your life starts nattering on about this, you reply "oh, so you're pro-genital inspections for children??"

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 7h

These are not "fairness in sports" or whatever policies. These are "genital inspections for children" policies and you should call them that

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 10h

a giant came down from the mountains this morning demanding all our potions, when we told him no, he stepped on many of us, flattening gnomes into pancakes then proceeded to throw some of us to the moon, now there are about two hundred gnomes stranded on the moon

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 4h

They like to taunt us with it huh

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 4h

There used to be, no?

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 20h

They should invent a life that has something to look forward to

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Sasha the Furious Ghost 👻 @sashafury.blackskycomra.de · 10h

Austerity and investment are not mutually exclusive.

He's attacking government services in order to funnel public funds into military, extraction, and development.

Canada's budget will focus on austerity and investment, says PM Carney

Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney said on Wednesday that the upcoming federal budget would focus on both austerity and investments, adding that current government spending was unsustainable.

www.reuters.com

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The Princess Formerly Known As Prince @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 9h

Leaving revelations - a completely out of place and tonally dissonant work of demented mysticism and prophecy - in the bible was the biggest mistake the church ever made. :P

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 9h

What the fuck am I reading?

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 12h

An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’

Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley

www.theguardian.com

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 2d

All this talk about "generative AI", I want to hear more about "degenerative AI"

I want an AI that inspires people to loiter on street corners in leather jackets, looking tough, and quoting Jack Keroauc

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 20h

You mean wrap you up? Don't mind if I do...

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 20h

Be Yourself is all that you can do open.qobuz.com/track/736062

Open Qobuz

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

"You have what 9 inches?"

Hahaha oh no honey all your exes lied to you

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

Yes

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

Is it still soup even though it's sunny out?

A bowl of kimchi noodle soup with a dropped egg on the sunny windowsill

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

I raised the mirror

It's all wonky but at least I'm not looking at myself while I poop

I'm gonna have to redesign the whole room later so for now it'll do

The man who sold us the house had ANOTHER MIRROR behind the toilet... to see his pecker better? Never understood that

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

It's just you holding hand with the puppeteer

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 1d

Do you pronounce it good morning or fuccckkk

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

I don't pronounce I just AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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