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Carrion Sam
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I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
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Oh, so when Zohran Mamdani calls his father's cousin his "aunt," it's fine with you people, but when *I* call Knuckles the Echidna my "biological son" and post Sora-generated videos of me giving birth to him, it's somehow "disgusting"
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Injectables are not the superior method because you can't crush them up an snort them
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a coke nail but for parmesan cheese
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*breaking the fourth wall* sure hope this isnt load bearing
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i mean this. If anyone in your life starts nattering on about this, you reply "oh, so you're pro-genital inspections for children??"
These are not "fairness in sports" or whatever policies. These are "genital inspections for children" policies and you should call them that
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a giant came down from the mountains this morning demanding all our potions, when we told him no, he stepped on many of us, flattening gnomes into pancakes then proceeded to throw some of us to the moon, now there are about two hundred gnomes stranded on the moon
They like to taunt us with it huh
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They should invent a life that has something to look forward to
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Leaving revelations - a completely out of place and tonally dissonant work of demented mysticism and prophecy - in the bible was the biggest mistake the church ever made. :P
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All this talk about "generative AI", I want to hear more about "degenerative AI"

I want an AI that inspires people to loiter on street corners in leather jackets, looking tough, and quoting Jack Keroauc
You mean wrap you up? Don't mind if I do...
"You have what 9 inches?"

Hahaha oh no honey all your exes lied to you
Is it still soup even though it's sunny out?
I raised the mirror

It's all wonky but at least I'm not looking at myself while I poop

I'm gonna have to redesign the whole room later so for now it'll do

The man who sold us the house had ANOTHER MIRROR behind the toilet... to see his pecker better? Never understood that
It's just you holding hand with the puppeteer
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Do you pronounce it good morning or fuccckkk
I don't pronounce I just AAAAAAAAAAAAA