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JESS•Ⓔ / 𝕁𝔸𝕐 𝕁𝔸ℂ𝕂𝔸𝕃𝕆ℙ𝔼 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social · Nov 24

If you don't fuck with rabbits, you can unfollow me right now.

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 18h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 16h

Philly Sports Pope next

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

Mike is now really the time to alienate your base

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Mike Johnson says Medicaid is "intended for vulnerable populations, the elderly, disabled, and young pregnant women, and not young able-bodied men without dependents who are playing video games."

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Harry Lyles Jr. @harrylylesjr.bsky.social · 2d

Atlanta Falcons

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Abby Jane 🌙 🏳️‍⚧️ @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 2d

What a perfect paragraph.

Thomas Midgley Jr. (1889–1944) was an American engineer and chemist who contracted polio at age 51, leaving him severely disabled. He devised an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to help others lift him from bed. He became entangled in the ropes and died of strangulation at the age of 55. However, he is better known for two of his other inventions: the tetraethyl lead (TEL) additive to gasoline, and chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs).

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 2d

What was the meaning of this

A box score showing the Falcons losing 30-0 to the Panthers on September 21

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Tired @bravesnews.bsky.social · 2d

What a game for the Falcons. Big time win.

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JESS•Ⓔ / 𝕁𝔸𝕐 𝕁𝔸ℂ𝕂𝔸𝕃𝕆ℙ𝔼 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social · 4d

GEORGIA TECH STILL UNDEFEATED, BEST TECH IN THE ACC #GeorgiaTech #YellowJackets #StingEm

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Ike Makos @ikemakos.bsky.social · 4d

King George III after William Pitt, the Earl of Chatham, makes his speech to the House of Lords in February 1775 declaring that America cannot be conquered:

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4d

Hey Pitt, what the fuck was that.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 5d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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HBO MaXXXinoparsnip @dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social · 6d

People on here will tweet anything. 'Johnny Cash was uncool.' No he wasn't. That isn’t true

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kc g reen @kcg.bsky.social · 6d

What if the A.I bubble keeps inflating and then we all float away 😭 scary. I’ll miss the ground if that hsppens 👋

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˖ ˚. ✦˖. L Ẏ R Ʌ · ˖˚☆. ⋆ @arff.zone · 5d

hit MENU but it just showed u 😈🤤

📹 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social
🪡 @vintagewilds.bsky.social
#furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday #arff

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 6d

It's so embarrassing to have a president selling shitty knockoff Rolex watches on Newsmax

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#FursuitFriday #Fursuit #Friday #Furry #Furries #Fur #Suit 📷 @arff.zone

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Congrats Sailer, You Made It To Friday! @fridaysailer.com · 5d

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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 6d

wtaf are you talking about

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 7d

This is the aesthetic of the future

Kyle wolf
@CRXSSF4DE
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated

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Jeff 💀 @gojeffgo.com · 7d

Ken Burns would like to interview you for his new documentary: History of Dorks.

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Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 7d

Was completely on purpose

Ghoulian Singleton 🎃 @juliansingleton.bsky.social · 7d

Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.

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Kyle McKernan @spacetreasured.bsky.social · 7d

under-discussed aspect of living in 2025 capitalist society is the mental fatigue of being constantly inundated by scams. Watching my streaming service that ratcheted up the price and forced ads on me and having my scary movie get interrupted by a minute and a half of casino app commercials

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JESS•Ⓔ / 𝕁𝔸𝕐 𝕁𝔸ℂ𝕂𝔸𝕃𝕆ℙ𝔼 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social · 8d

TO HELL WITH cUMBERLAND!

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 8d

Today is the 109th anniversary of one wild day in football

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 9d

I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears

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