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November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
See, at campbell’s soup, being a “Vice President” doesn’t mean what you think it does.

A soup compang isn’t an investment bank, where being VP means you’re next in line to be CEO
They keep calling him VP to make it sound like he was in charge of Soup or whatever, but he was the vp of cybersecurity lol
Campbell’s fired the VP recorded saying its meat ‘came from a 3D printer’
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s a tough conversation to have but this is advice best delivered after you rappel into the house, crashing through the living room window wearing all black and calmly removing your wrap-around Oakleys, saying, “Hi, I’m Tom Cruise with an important message from the Mortion Picture Association”
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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never change, NYT Cooking
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Philadelphians engaged in "a loud local debate" about cheesestakes makes me I understand how the rest of the country feels about NYC mayoral news www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/d...
Michelin Honored the Cheesesteak. Not All Philadelphians Cheered.
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
people complain about how they don't like turkey etc etc but the market has spoken and this specific bird is the best meat in the world
Well it looks like we won’t be celebrating Thanksgiving this year thanks a lot Donald Grump
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
and it's only going to increase when (finally) the McGuinness redesign is completed
Riders going over the Pulaski have basically doubled since the pandemic, proof that if you build it (McGuinness, 11th) they will come.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
ding ding ding
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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to the extent there, in fact, single issue voters on the topic of 'what Colbert, Kimmel and fallon say about politics', they're both in the Trump administration
Like the Afghanistan pullout it also came at the same time people started getting mad about the economy and was the moment people who weakly supported him were like well I didn't vote for this.
it's very fitting that in retrospect, Trump's failure to oust Jimmy Kimmel was the point that his administration turned. It's been all losses ever since
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"I hate thanksgiving it's a terrible holiday with terrible food" really is a, perhaps THE, canonical example of a 'skill issue'
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
people who say confiscitatory top marginal tax rates depress top-earners’ productivity have clearly never listened to Exile on Main St.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
a very funny outcome would be to have fill in over the holidays with breaking news hits on short staffed days and then that’s it
"One person familiar with Nuzzi noted that her current contract may only run through the end of this year, meaning the magazine could let it quietly expire over the holidays."

The odds that she doesn't actually write for Vanity Fair is pretty high.
Scoop: As questions swirl around Olivia Nuzzi, I’ve learned she’s been relatively absent in the day-to-day at Vanity Fair, as the magazine continues to weather the storm the controversial hire brought through 1 World Trade Center

www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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This is the funniest planned economy ever
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Dept. of Non-Denial Denials www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if we get these people into soccer we'll win the world cup
Absolutely delighted that my algo started delivering Appalachian step dancing videos, shit rules
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
going after expensive beer+hot dogs, that thing where the hospital bill has a $400 line item for advil, and uber/lyft/doordash/landlord pricing would be a continuation of Mamdani's ability to pick very specific fights extremely cleverly gothamist.com/news/the-tru...
The trustbuster advising Mamdani who could bring aggressive approach to affordability
Lina Khan's appointment drew excitement on the left but consternation in business circles.
gothamist.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
the reindeer diet
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
see also, serial killers
that said, an interesting thing I've seen multiple times is a grifter being exposed by regional media in the 1970s or 1980s and simply moving elsewhere in the country, because if you lived in, say, California there was very little chance you would stumble on an expose from Texas.
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
the good news is that BTC's price-to-earnings ratio remains unchanged
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Tariffs “don’t raise prices.”

But now that we’re dropping them, they’ll lower prices. 🤡

@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/4e55...
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I need a whole explainer on cricket and sunscreen. amazing stuff going on here
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“As a long-term investor,” Mr. Bakrali said, “our investments will be judged over generations, not quarters, and the returns will be measured both financially and through economic and societal impact.”

so what you're saying is the returns are terrible
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Anecdotal lede breaks out at climate conference
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM