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Abby Jane
she/her
Sapphically bottom-coded Soft Gamine with a bit of bite
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she/her
Sapphically bottom-coded Soft Gamine with a bit of bite
links.cloverdalelane.com
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For clarity: Abby Jane is my full first name.
Jane isn’t a surname.
Love y'all.
Jane isn’t a surname.
Love y'all.
Finally! A chair for bisexuals.
The Stuhlhockerbank by Yvonne Fehling and Jennie Peiz effortlessly "melts" chairs and benches into one continuous flow of solid oak.
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Finally! A chair for bisexuals.
Talking with a colorist right now to schedule an appointment. Hopefully she doesn’t hate me. Hehe.
Think I’m going red/copper.
Think I’m going red/copper.
This looks like she meant to get an ombré but messed up explaining it. Or her colorist is incompetent.
So unless Pam Bondi asked for white blonde with streaks of piss yellow, her colorist hates her guts
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Talking with a colorist right now to schedule an appointment. Hopefully she doesn’t hate me. Hehe.
Think I’m going red/copper.
Think I’m going red/copper.
Sour Patch watermelons. That it. That’s the post.
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Sour Patch watermelons. That it. That’s the post.
"These are the stakes: to make a world in which all of God's children can live, or to go into the dark. We must either love each other, or we must die."
It's corny as hell but the solution to fascism is loving thy neighbor
This is all due to the incredible resistance of the people of Minnesota.
Their resilience - and their determination - helped enforce the Constitution in a way that political elites in Congress and the courts did not or could not.
I have never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
Their resilience - and their determination - helped enforce the Constitution in a way that political elites in Congress and the courts did not or could not.
I have never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
"These are the stakes: to make a world in which all of God's children can live, or to go into the dark. We must either love each other, or we must die."
This is it.
anyway, hello new followers, let's abolish all police and prisons, open all borders, etc. etc.
February 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
This is it.
Reminder that someone doesn't accidentally say the n-word. What they did was say it where others could hear it.
HGTV has canceled its home restoration series, Rehab Addict, after host Nicole Curtis was caught using a racial slur during filming.
‘Rehab Addict’ Canceled by HGTV After Host Nicole Curtis Uses Racial Slur During Filming
HGTV has canceled its home restoration series, Rehab Addict, after host Nicole Curtis was caught using a racial slur during filming.
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Reminder that someone doesn't accidentally say the n-word. What they did was say it where others could hear it.
I have hiccups. Fucking shit damn
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I have hiccups. Fucking shit damn
Bottoms can lead.
Bottoms can initiate.
Bottoms are not just waiting.
Bottoms can initiate.
Bottoms are not just waiting.
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Bottoms can lead.
Bottoms can initiate.
Bottoms are not just waiting.
Bottoms can initiate.
Bottoms are not just waiting.
Coming back to this because I've read the complaint. ACLU is using Section 1983. The problem is that 1983 is generally not applicable to federal agents. But these arrests were incidental to a warrant issued by the State of Utah. The federal officers' actions are 'under color of state law'.
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Coming back to this because I've read the complaint. ACLU is using Section 1983. The problem is that 1983 is generally not applicable to federal agents. But these arrests were incidental to a warrant issued by the State of Utah. The federal officers' actions are 'under color of state law'.
And, they make small cases that attach to collars that can hold an AirTag. That plus a pic, contact info, and microchip are all great ideas!!
Instead of using Ring to find your dog:
microchip! AND a tag with your address and phone number, so someone can try to contact you right when they find your pet. AND have good recent "ID" pics of your dog, by themselves, and with you to verify you are the owner. AND train/dogproof.
microchip! AND a tag with your address and phone number, so someone can try to contact you right when they find your pet. AND have good recent "ID" pics of your dog, by themselves, and with you to verify you are the owner. AND train/dogproof.
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 AM
And, they make small cases that attach to collars that can hold an AirTag. That plus a pic, contact info, and microchip are all great ideas!!
This looks like she meant to get an ombré but messed up explaining it. Or her colorist is incompetent.
So unless Pam Bondi asked for white blonde with streaks of piss yellow, her colorist hates her guts
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
This looks like she meant to get an ombré but messed up explaining it. Or her colorist is incompetent.
Reposted by Abby Jane: Now with 1000% more lagom™
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world right behind pam bondi
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world right behind pam bondi
Finally found a someone to sell me gummies. My long state imposed nightmare is over.
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Finally found a someone to sell me gummies. My long state imposed nightmare is over.
This makes me happy in my happy place.
“According to Coindesk, the average cost to mine one Bitcoin is currently around $87,000 — far higher than its current going rate, making it an extremely unprofitable proposition.”
The current price of Bitcoin is $64,000. Up slightly from the price cited in the article.
The current price of Bitcoin is $64,000. Up slightly from the price cited in the article.
Bitcoin Is Crashing So Hard That Miners Are Unplugging Their Equipment
Bitcoin's plunge has made it far less economical to mine the digital token. Some companies are starting to unplug their equipment.
futurism.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This makes me happy in my happy place.
All of the Star Wars prequels and sequels
Titanic (yes, before it was a romance, the big draw was the CGI boat)
Coyote Ugly (not my choice)
The English Patient (shut up, it's a good movie)
Titanic (yes, before it was a romance, the big draw was the CGI boat)
Coyote Ugly (not my choice)
The English Patient (shut up, it's a good movie)
The Last Unicorn
Biloxi Blues
Jurassic Park
Heat
Natural Born Killers
Also Office Space, but I didn't dig it at the time. It took a couple more watches at home later to really get it 🤷♀️
Biloxi Blues
Jurassic Park
Heat
Natural Born Killers
Also Office Space, but I didn't dig it at the time. It took a couple more watches at home later to really get it 🤷♀️
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
All of the Star Wars prequels and sequels
Titanic (yes, before it was a romance, the big draw was the CGI boat)
Coyote Ugly (not my choice)
The English Patient (shut up, it's a good movie)
Titanic (yes, before it was a romance, the big draw was the CGI boat)
Coyote Ugly (not my choice)
The English Patient (shut up, it's a good movie)
The Supreme Court has quietly created a regime where federal agents are de facto immune from suits claiming damages for constitutional violations.
If your name isn't Bivens, you don't win a Bivens suit.
If your name isn't Bivens, you don't win a Bivens suit.
It is difficult to hold federal officers accountable for misconduct.
This Idaho lawsuit, filed on behalf of three Latino families who went to La Catedral with their kids that day, aims to get around that issue.
This Idaho lawsuit, filed on behalf of three Latino families who went to La Catedral with their kids that day, aims to get around that issue.
ACLU's lawsuit over ICE raid at an Idaho racetrack could be a game changer
The filing aims to hold rogue federal agents accountable by linking them to a conspiracy.
www.motherjones.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The Supreme Court has quietly created a regime where federal agents are de facto immune from suits claiming damages for constitutional violations.
If your name isn't Bivens, you don't win a Bivens suit.
If your name isn't Bivens, you don't win a Bivens suit.
The violence at the 1968 Democratic Convention was labeled as a “police riot”. And a lot of the violence you’re seeing labeled as “clashes with police” are in fact police riots.
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The violence at the 1968 Democratic Convention was labeled as a “police riot”. And a lot of the violence you’re seeing labeled as “clashes with police” are in fact police riots.
If you have a Mac, iPhone, or iPad, here's a little shortcut you can use to strip off the trackers.
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If you have a Mac, iPhone, or iPad, here's a little shortcut you can use to strip off the trackers.
My mother by way of my middle sister.
Sitting down a young trans girl like "you won't look like an anime waifu- you'll look like your mother and that will be okay."
There needs to be a trans big brother/big sister program for newly out folk so they don't spend those crucial early years on self hating boards.
February 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
My mother by way of my middle sister.
LOL. I am howling.
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
LOL. I am howling.
Not beating the rap, honestly.
you shouldn't hate trans people because we are trans.
that's bigoted.
you should hate trans people because we are, as a demographic, incredibly annoying.
that's bigoted.
you should hate trans people because we are, as a demographic, incredibly annoying.
February 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Not beating the rap, honestly.
Trans children died and are going to die for no reason other than hatred.
The real Tavistock Clinic scandal: 1,000 court cases that never materialised
The real Tavistock Clinic scandal: 1,000 court cases that never materialised
A FoI request for the data behind the media hysteria over the Tavistock Clinic presents quite a different picture
yorkshirebylines.co.uk
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Trans children died and are going to die for no reason other than hatred.
TIL
I forgot sqlite was made by a cultist,
I remembered that they were "Open-source, not open-development".
But i forgot they included a blessing in the place of the license for libsqlite, and that they had a code of ethics based on Rule of St. Benedict
I remembered that they were "Open-source, not open-development".
But i forgot they included a blessing in the place of the license for libsqlite, and that they had a code of ethics based on Rule of St. Benedict
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
TIL
Going through Poshmark and making fun of ugly dresses in my head just to feel something. ☺️😬
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Going through Poshmark and making fun of ugly dresses in my head just to feel something. ☺️😬