Abby Jane 🌙 🏳️⚧️
@abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com
Abby Jane
she/her
Estonia coded
links.cloverdalelane.com
she/her
Estonia coded
links.cloverdalelane.com
Pinned
I’ve decided on the double name. Abby Jane. No worries if you call me Abby. I’ll answer. But this feels like coming home to the kind of name the women before me had.
Avoid he who has no mind, for if he has none himself, he will surely demand thine of thee.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Avoid he who has no mind, for if he has none himself, he will surely demand thine of thee.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Heteroskedasticity.
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Heteroskedasticity.
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Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
I'd completely forgotten about this one.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'd completely forgotten about this one.
The Gen X Girlies too.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The Gen X Girlies too.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December?
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December?
Happy Thanksgiving. Hug the ones you love because tomorrow isn't guaranteed. 💜
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. Hug the ones you love because tomorrow isn't guaranteed. 💜
Stephen Miller's only condiment is mayonnaise is the least surprising thing I've heard today.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Stephen Miller's only condiment is mayonnaise is the least surprising thing I've heard today.
Y'all. This is the cook I want to be.
I just made rice dressing mix(the 337 way) the other day but couldn't get s the details like this old video. Do ya'll call it rice dressing or dirty rice? This is rice dressing in the 337. #Thanksgivi...
TikTok video by Chasity Caesar
www.tiktok.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Y'all. This is the cook I want to be.
This is genuinely creepy set design.
Thinking about the David Eggers poster in Rory Gilmore's dorm
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is genuinely creepy set design.
This is another NEED not want, a need. Look how fricken cute it is!
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This is another NEED not want, a need. Look how fricken cute it is!
This is funny because:
1. He admits to the tax evasion in like the first 10 minutes.
2. Weird aside about his Russian fiance and him moving her to Dubai.
He should be prosecuted for being douchecanoe, but tax evasion will work.
1. He admits to the tax evasion in like the first 10 minutes.
2. Weird aside about his Russian fiance and him moving her to Dubai.
He should be prosecuted for being douchecanoe, but tax evasion will work.
@kenwhite.bsky.social Ken, should a YouTuber release a twenty three minute video of their arrest and proclaiming their innocence after being charged with state tax evasion?
I Got Arrested for "Tax Evasion"
YouTube video by WhistlinDiesel
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is funny because:
1. He admits to the tax evasion in like the first 10 minutes.
2. Weird aside about his Russian fiance and him moving her to Dubai.
He should be prosecuted for being douchecanoe, but tax evasion will work.
1. He admits to the tax evasion in like the first 10 minutes.
2. Weird aside about his Russian fiance and him moving her to Dubai.
He should be prosecuted for being douchecanoe, but tax evasion will work.
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Estrogen is so cool.
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Estrogen is so cool.
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Chat does anyone have experience on this 🗣️🗣️
Is this proceeding growth from estrogen?
I can’t tell if it’s just hairs regrowing because I have long hair and it comes out in very small clumps or if it’s tiny hairs growing my hairline from estrogen :3
Also, what’s all the hair supplements that ACTUALLY work for regrowing?
I can’t tell if it’s just hairs regrowing because I have long hair and it comes out in very small clumps or if it’s tiny hairs growing my hairline from estrogen :3
Also, what’s all the hair supplements that ACTUALLY work for regrowing?
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Chat does anyone have experience on this 🗣️🗣️
This is now my credo: "Estrogen is slow but inevitable."
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is now my credo: "Estrogen is slow but inevitable."
Told y'all. He really believes it.
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Told y'all. He really believes it.
I was stunned to learn most cishet men don't use straws.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I was stunned to learn most cishet men don't use straws.
Why not? Ten years. 💜🏳️⚧️
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why not? Ten years. 💜🏳️⚧️
This is why Donald Trump never exercises.
That old "every human heart has a certain number of beats" thing always fucks with me since my resting heartrate is like 20 beats faster than average
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is why Donald Trump never exercises.
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Also, for the cis men with cis women partners? She’s stressed about the house being clean when people come over because SHE is judged if your house, which you also live in, is not pristine.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Also, for the cis men with cis women partners? She’s stressed about the house being clean when people come over because SHE is judged if your house, which you also live in, is not pristine.
My mantra tonight.
I feel eros, I let agape guide my actions, and I welcome philia only if it grows on its own.
I feel eros, I let agape guide my actions, and I welcome philia only if it grows on its own.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
My mantra tonight.
I feel eros, I let agape guide my actions, and I welcome philia only if it grows on its own.
I feel eros, I let agape guide my actions, and I welcome philia only if it grows on its own.
This is all true. Though, I want to update my mallet wiki page to my true name even though I doubt anyone has visited that site in a decade.
Also, my monarchism is layered so the flattening of it doesn't reveal the true motivation.
Also, my monarchism is layered so the flattening of it doesn't reveal the true motivation.
![Originally entered Mallet in 1994. During his first stint at Mallet, was a known associate of the Candylanders if not the last added member of the faction prior to the origination of the Neo-Candylanders. Had, by the end of his original tenure in '98, changed into more of a gay, pot-smoking hippie (but still kept up a facade of candylander-ness for parents and family).
Lived with Zac Dover in some sketchy apartments. Now lives in Mallet West along with a pile of Zac's stuff.
An awesome guy.
Has nipple rings and served in the SGA as a grad student.
Monarchist. [1]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:43dqskcsjdzdf4zrsddyi35y/bafkreickirfpgyobfzem4orib55ex2bwglqhzx3gspruwfsfjs64plym24@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This is all true. Though, I want to update my mallet wiki page to my true name even though I doubt anyone has visited that site in a decade.
Also, my monarchism is layered so the flattening of it doesn't reveal the true motivation.
Also, my monarchism is layered so the flattening of it doesn't reveal the true motivation.
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Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.