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For clarity: Abby Jane is my full first name.
Jane isn’t a surname.
Love y'all.
Jane isn’t a surname.
Love y'all.
Post trees you photographed.
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Post trees you photographed.
A new blog post from Abby Jane:
Things That Annoy Me
As it says...things that piss me off
blog.cloverdalelane.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
A new blog post from Abby Jane:
Lol...bunch of Loser McLosertons
NEW: Trump DOJ tries, fails to secure indictment over Democratic lawmakers' social media video on unlawful orders. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump administration fails to secure indictment in connection with Democrats involved in 'illegal orders' video
President Donald Trump had accused six Democratic lawmakers of "seditious behavior" after they urged members of the military and intelligence communities to refuse unlawful orders.
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Lol...bunch of Loser McLosertons
Last load of laundry is folded and put away. That's progress.
Three loads of laundry done, folded and put away.
Dishwasher unloaded.
Reply to the MTD mailed.
I’m about to email a copy to Chambers and to opposing counsel.
Baby steps on the bus. Hehe.
Dishwasher unloaded.
Reply to the MTD mailed.
I’m about to email a copy to Chambers and to opposing counsel.
Baby steps on the bus. Hehe.
Gotta get my life in order. So..this is the plan for this week:
- Submit name change
- Do laundry/dishes
- Clean office
- Make bed every morning
- 2 applications/day
- Mail Rule 12(b) reply
- Finish my "The Women" playlist
I think if I get to Saturday and all that is done, I will consider it a win.
- Submit name change
- Do laundry/dishes
- Clean office
- Make bed every morning
- 2 applications/day
- Mail Rule 12(b) reply
- Finish my "The Women" playlist
I think if I get to Saturday and all that is done, I will consider it a win.
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Last load of laundry is folded and put away. That's progress.
Another fun thing to do is wait until he's doing voice chat on Discord with his friends, and, in a whisper yell, "Fuck the Police". That's always fun.
I like to misuse slang around him...like dab in front of him and call it a "drip". Or that he used to watch Squarebob Spongepants. It's the little things about being a parent that I love.
Do y’all be roasting your kids?
I stay telling mine his head big & his mama dress him funny (I don’t) 😂
I stay telling mine his head big & his mama dress him funny (I don’t) 😂
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Another fun thing to do is wait until he's doing voice chat on Discord with his friends, and, in a whisper yell, "Fuck the Police". That's always fun.
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Alabama: A lot of people I interact with in Bham/Tuscaloosa have the flu right now, even if they were vaccinated, so it's a good time to be masking.
RSV and Norovirus are also going around, according to the wastewater site.
RSV and Norovirus are also going around, according to the wastewater site.
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Alabama: A lot of people I interact with in Bham/Tuscaloosa have the flu right now, even if they were vaccinated, so it's a good time to be masking.
RSV and Norovirus are also going around, according to the wastewater site.
RSV and Norovirus are also going around, according to the wastewater site.
Oh, absolutely not. Definite chaser if you run across this account.
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Oh, absolutely not. Definite chaser if you run across this account.
"I took my wife and kids to pedo island, but it was only for an hour...and we made sure all the kids were accounted for when we left" is not exactly the exoneration he thinks it is.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
"I took my wife and kids to pedo island, but it was only for an hour...and we made sure all the kids were accounted for when we left" is not exactly the exoneration he thinks it is.
Age verification? I remember being scared when Chernenko died.
Age verification? I remember the Barcelona Olympics
Age verification? I was alive during the Carter presidency
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Age verification? I remember being scared when Chernenko died.
The economy is going through a rapid unplanned disassembly.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The economy is going through a rapid unplanned disassembly.
Love y’all. Nighty night
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Love y’all. Nighty night
Josh Blackman has written extensively that the Voting Rights Act is bad because it only helps Democrats in drawing electoral district lines.
It's almost like the Reconstruction Amendments and such were not race neutral.
It's almost like the Reconstruction Amendments and such were not race neutral.
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Josh Blackman has written extensively that the Voting Rights Act is bad because it only helps Democrats in drawing electoral district lines.
It's almost like the Reconstruction Amendments and such were not race neutral.
It's almost like the Reconstruction Amendments and such were not race neutral.
I'm crying again. Ugly crying. Goddammit he's five years old.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I'm crying again. Ugly crying. Goddammit he's five years old.
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To paraphrase one of my favorite aphorisms: The people doing this evil will be lucky if we only want justice and not retribution after this is over.
ICE officials, under a judge’s order to clean up overcrowded and squalid conditions inside holding cells at 26 Federal Plaza detained migrants on a separate floor where they decided the the ruling didn't apply. The revelation comes in a hearing today:
www.thecity.nyc/2026/02/09/2...
www.thecity.nyc/2026/02/09/2...
ICE Moved Detainees to Previously Undisclosed Floor of 26 Federal Plaza
A federal judge ordered the Trump administration to reduce overcrowding and squalid conditions at a Manhattan holding room. Months later, he finds ICE merely shifted floors.
www.thecity.nyc
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
To paraphrase one of my favorite aphorisms: The people doing this evil will be lucky if we only want justice and not retribution after this is over.
This is wisdom.
It's a seven layer burrito not seven column 😭
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
This is wisdom.
There is a special hatred I have for places that layer a burrito so that each bite is just one thing (beef, then beans, then rice, etc.) instead of each bite having most/all of the ingredients. I'm still fucking pissed.
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
There is a special hatred I have for places that layer a burrito so that each bite is just one thing (beef, then beans, then rice, etc.) instead of each bite having most/all of the ingredients. I'm still fucking pissed.
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You have rights and unions help protect those rights.
Ford Auto Worker Who Called Trump A ‘Pedophile Protector’ Still Has Job, Union Says
www.huffpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
You have rights and unions help protect those rights.
Norman Borlaug won the Nobel Peace Prize and is credited with saving upwards of a billion lives. There is no going back. All that will be accomplished is mass famines around the world.
calls to return to “traditional indigenous agriculture” are calls for billions to die, it literally did lead to famine in Sri Lanka when it was tried, I’m firm believer that we should be bigger assholes to people hawking woo shit.
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Norman Borlaug won the Nobel Peace Prize and is credited with saving upwards of a billion lives. There is no going back. All that will be accomplished is mass famines around the world.
See, the thing is, my sleep patterns are hella erratic when I'm unmedicated. So, Jay can go fuck himself.
Because when I start a patient on Adderall I don't bother to ask about their sleeping habits. It's how we get more of those sweet pharma kickbacks. Jay might know this if he actually took care of patients.
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
See, the thing is, my sleep patterns are hella erratic when I'm unmedicated. So, Jay can go fuck himself.
Post a banger that’s not in English.
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Post a banger that’s not in English.
Three loads of laundry done, folded and put away.
Dishwasher unloaded.
Reply to the MTD mailed.
I’m about to email a copy to Chambers and to opposing counsel.
Baby steps on the bus. Hehe.
Dishwasher unloaded.
Reply to the MTD mailed.
I’m about to email a copy to Chambers and to opposing counsel.
Baby steps on the bus. Hehe.
Gotta get my life in order. So..this is the plan for this week:
- Submit name change
- Do laundry/dishes
- Clean office
- Make bed every morning
- 2 applications/day
- Mail Rule 12(b) reply
- Finish my "The Women" playlist
I think if I get to Saturday and all that is done, I will consider it a win.
- Submit name change
- Do laundry/dishes
- Clean office
- Make bed every morning
- 2 applications/day
- Mail Rule 12(b) reply
- Finish my "The Women" playlist
I think if I get to Saturday and all that is done, I will consider it a win.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Three loads of laundry done, folded and put away.
Dishwasher unloaded.
Reply to the MTD mailed.
I’m about to email a copy to Chambers and to opposing counsel.
Baby steps on the bus. Hehe.
Dishwasher unloaded.
Reply to the MTD mailed.
I’m about to email a copy to Chambers and to opposing counsel.
Baby steps on the bus. Hehe.
I like to misuse slang around him...like dab in front of him and call it a "drip". Or that he used to watch Squarebob Spongepants. It's the little things about being a parent that I love.
Do y’all be roasting your kids?
I stay telling mine his head big & his mama dress him funny (I don’t) 😂
I stay telling mine his head big & his mama dress him funny (I don’t) 😂
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I like to misuse slang around him...like dab in front of him and call it a "drip". Or that he used to watch Squarebob Spongepants. It's the little things about being a parent that I love.
This is gold. About 1,000 words to say: "It's liberals fault I'm shitting myself over a halftime show."
Archive link so these chucklefucks don't get any clicks.
Archive link so these chucklefucks don't get any clicks.
archive.ph
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
This is gold. About 1,000 words to say: "It's liberals fault I'm shitting myself over a halftime show."
Archive link so these chucklefucks don't get any clicks.
Archive link so these chucklefucks don't get any clicks.