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Abby Jane

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Living proof that girlhood is open-source

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November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What's the lone? Introverts don't make friends, they just get adopted by an extrovert.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Teach me your ways oh wise one. The wallflower in me is getting damn tired. Hehe.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Oh, I don't speak just for myself when I say everyone does too. Hehe.

You do look very classy. What's on tap tonight? Cavorting and shenanigans?
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oooohhhh, I like it. This is one of my favorites, 18 U.S.C. § 916. Six months in the clink for impersonating a 4-H member.
18 U.S. Code § 916 - 4–H Club members or agents
www.law.cornell.edu
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You're not entering Louise Mensch 'Marshal of the Supreme Court' territory, are you?
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You can certainly make cocktails with it!

But now I'm on a mission. I need to find some champagne or rose-gold glitter for my top of my collarbones and hollow of my neck to wear with the spaghetti strap dresses.
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In happier news, scientists have invented a vegan glitter that is biodegradable and very sparkly!!!! ✨🌟

I should wear more glitter in the New Year.
Scientists have created vegan glitter made from an ingredient found in fruit
Up to now, using glitter to add sparkle has come at an environmental cost, but that’s about to change. Scientists have invented a safe alternative derived from cellulose - and it's vegan, too.
www.weforum.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
But I did expand my job search to Slovenia, Lithuania, and Bulgaria so that's something.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I might have to move to bumfuck rural ass southern city because the job market sucks right now.

I asked what there was to do there...the rodeo is this weekend and everyone is "gearing up for that". Jesus take the wheel.
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Figured why not...five applications off to companies in Lithuania, too. :) It's a productive Friday.
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
(not sarcastically) "I'm good enough; I'm smart enough; and doggonit people like me." hehe.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What the hell, I've just put in two apps for jobs in
Ljubljana. Anchor Down ⚓
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I already had her blocked lol.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Love the mug!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I was coming here to tag you!!! 😂🥰
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Woke.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM