Abby Jane 🌙 🏳️⚧️
@abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com
Abby Jane
she/her
Living proof that girlhood is open-source
links.cloverdalelane.com
she/her
Living proof that girlhood is open-source
links.cloverdalelane.com
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I’ve decided on the double name. Abby Jane. No worries if you call me Abby. I’ll answer. But this feels like coming home to the kind of name the women before me had.
Look, I only have a few go tos and coquettish is high on that list.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Look, I only have a few go tos and coquettish is high on that list.
Me: I should clean up around the house while it's quiet.
Also me: I have a phone call with a provost in four hours. Welp, no sense in starting anything new.
Also me: I have a phone call with a provost in four hours. Welp, no sense in starting anything new.
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Me: I should clean up around the house while it's quiet.
Also me: I have a phone call with a provost in four hours. Welp, no sense in starting anything new.
Also me: I have a phone call with a provost in four hours. Welp, no sense in starting anything new.
Hmmm...Slovenia seems to be culturally liberal, single permit process, startup culture in Ljubljana, and relatively cheap.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hmmm...Slovenia seems to be culturally liberal, single permit process, startup culture in Ljubljana, and relatively cheap.
Girls
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Girls
I think my "most woke" opinion is that I don't want "free" stuff. I want my taxes to pay for things that better society. Universal childcare, universal basic income, no means testing, universal (and accessible) Pre-K to 16 education (college/trade school).
Not "free" I've paid for it.
Not "free" I've paid for it.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think my "most woke" opinion is that I don't want "free" stuff. I want my taxes to pay for things that better society. Universal childcare, universal basic income, no means testing, universal (and accessible) Pre-K to 16 education (college/trade school).
Not "free" I've paid for it.
Not "free" I've paid for it.
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I'm starting to get a little worried. Still no word on my in forma pauperis petition. It's been a month.
Like I know there are more pressing issues in the Northern District of Alabama, but I'm dying here.
Like I know there are more pressing issues in the Northern District of Alabama, but I'm dying here.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm starting to get a little worried. Still no word on my in forma pauperis petition. It's been a month.
Like I know there are more pressing issues in the Northern District of Alabama, but I'm dying here.
Like I know there are more pressing issues in the Northern District of Alabama, but I'm dying here.
Offer of empathy does not extend to HRT or surgery.
Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Offer of empathy does not extend to HRT or surgery.
Imagine what are they going to do during an Abby Jane administration where we abolish QI with extreme prejudice?
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Imagine what are they going to do during an Abby Jane administration where we abolish QI with extreme prejudice?
Maybe not the same exact truck, but this would work really well as a "technical" (mobile gun platform).
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Maybe not the same exact truck, but this would work really well as a "technical" (mobile gun platform).
A reminder that the center of a Kit Kat is made up of the crushed remains of rejected Kit Kats.
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
A reminder that the center of a Kit Kat is made up of the crushed remains of rejected Kit Kats.
I wonder what the AAU and SACS* would think about this.
*I would be remiss if I didn't include a reference to SACSCOC in this post
*I would be remiss if I didn't include a reference to SACSCOC in this post
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I wonder what the AAU and SACS* would think about this.
*I would be remiss if I didn't include a reference to SACSCOC in this post
*I would be remiss if I didn't include a reference to SACSCOC in this post
Between him and Emil Bove, I am convinced that evil ages you faster than a tanning bed.
I was fucking 13 when this jizz bucket was born.
I was fucking 13 when this jizz bucket was born.
This is good reporting and all that but here's the thing I learned the other day: Bill Pulte, the 50-year-mortgage dude and the guy who keeps pulling the mortgage docs of Trump's enemies is only 37 years old.
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed the probe report to the U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Between him and Emil Bove, I am convinced that evil ages you faster than a tanning bed.
I was fucking 13 when this jizz bucket was born.
I was fucking 13 when this jizz bucket was born.
Back to dresses.
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Back to dresses.
Of conspiracies, there's really only one that I think is truth.
Yuri Gagarin was not the first person in space. He was the first the Soviets managed to bring back alive.
Yuri Gagarin was not the first person in space. He was the first the Soviets managed to bring back alive.
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Of conspiracies, there's really only one that I think is truth.
Yuri Gagarin was not the first person in space. He was the first the Soviets managed to bring back alive.
Yuri Gagarin was not the first person in space. He was the first the Soviets managed to bring back alive.
It was only a 30 minutes interview but my ass feels drained of all life.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It was only a 30 minutes interview but my ass feels drained of all life.
Wait, "old girlfriends"???? Are you fucking kidding me?
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Wait, "old girlfriends"???? Are you fucking kidding me?
Ok, so the headline needed to make clearer it was a baseball bat not a flying rabies reservoir bat.
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ok, so the headline needed to make clearer it was a baseball bat not a flying rabies reservoir bat.
Gonna hit 'em with the ol' razzle dazzle. This interview is with an Ag college so figure I'll skip the suit jacket.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Gonna hit 'em with the ol' razzle dazzle. This interview is with an Ag college so figure I'll skip the suit jacket.
Absolutely unimaginable to 12-year-old me.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a powerful antibody, known as 04_A06, that is able to neutralize 98.5% of MORE THAN 300 different HIV strains AND permanently reduce HIV viral load to undetectable levels, making it one of the broadest-acting antibodies against HIV identified to date.
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Absolutely unimaginable to 12-year-old me.
Got thrown out of the OG version of the Houndstooth because a Canadian friend of mine was a moron and threw up every where.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Got thrown out of the OG version of the Houndstooth because a Canadian friend of mine was a moron and threw up every where.
I'm gonna look at dresses I can't buy today to avoid <gestures wildly>
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm gonna look at dresses I can't buy today to avoid <gestures wildly>
