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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · Aug 13

My kid said last night ‘mummy I bet when people come over to our house they think we’re rich’ & I’m like oh yeah why’s that?
He says ‘because we have such a fancy air conditioner’
Nobody tell him actually rich people hide AC inside their walls. Statement piece air conditioners are where it’s at.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 4d

I'll just floss tomorrow

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 5d

I'll just floss tomorrow

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 6d

I'll just floss tomorrow

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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 4d

Nope! Not that I’ve seen.

Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 4d

Oh for sure. I’m just starting. Nothing to brag about it yet

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 5d

PRO-TIP: When lost alone in the woods, always ask the first bear you see for directions. He will eat you, and then you will no longer be lost, because you will be dead.

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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 5d

AHEM:

John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 5d

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks! It’s a humbling experience

Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you. It’s humbling

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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 5d

Anyway. Here’s Wonderwall.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12d

salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*

Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 23d

I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.

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The Winter Soldier™ @wintersoldiershere.bsky.social · 24d

1 hippy throwing a kale and quinoa salad at another hippy, is not my definition of, "war torn".

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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 24d

Friday night divine choreography is always my favourite. A little choppy because we only learn the choreo in an hours class for one week.

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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 24d

I started dancing in June :)

Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 25d

Haunts me

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26d

Being an 8th grade spelling bee champ has not been the pussy magnet I expected. I’m not mad, just a little a-p-o-p-l-e-c-t-i-c

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27d

first date idea: we binge watch Star Trek: The Next Generation

hello? okay yeah she hung up

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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 26d

Please let the dude who calls people ‘dipshit’ online not be the next president.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 26d

Trickle-down economics has never worked. Unless you count the CEO's piss trickling down on the heads of the devoted employees.

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Torsten Schönberg @schoenbergvienna.bsky.social · 27d

When Trump undermines science in the U.S., Austria steps in.
The Austrian Academy of Sciences just launched a program bringing researchers from MIT, Harvard, Princeton & more to Vienna.
They call it Brain Gain — turning America’s loss into Europe’s win.

#BrainGain #Science #TrumpEffect