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🇮🇹 Methy Nostra 🔥✝️ @methynostra.bsky.social · 38m

You’re a clown. #cuck

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 36m

what you wanna bet hes got the don vito skin tags. big yellow one the size of a baby turtle under his arm pit

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 42m

President Donald Trump has faced backlash after bragging about his ability to dodge bullets at an event honoring assassinated activist Charlie Kirk.

Trump Brags About Surviving Assassination Attempt at Charlie Kirk Ceremony

The Presidential Medal of Freedom places Kirk in the company of Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 35m

David Cronenberg presents The Brood Two: Electric Broodaloo

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Semiotic Scaryname @mitdasein.bsky.social · 35m

Tactical ennui

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 33m

cretins we are recording tonight. send any questions.

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 32m

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Classics & Virtues @classicvirtues.bsky.social · 1h

Woke 2.0 is going to hit like 80s crack

@loganclarkhall

Trump won. You don't have to do this anymore.

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Young Republicans

We are appalled by the vile and inexcusable language revealed in the Politico article published today. Such behavior is disgraceful, unbecoming of any Republican, and stands in direct opposition to the values our movement...

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Clayton Hove @adtothebone.bsky.social · 30m

It’s a shame gochujang translates to “red chili paste” and not something like “smack your taste buds around and punch a dragon”.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30m

www.newsweek.com/here-are-abs...

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Really Dark Knight @dahanksterf15.bsky.social · 30m

This is the stupid one, right?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 35m

Eric Trump: "We found out that Jack Smith was actually planting classified folders in Mar-a-Lago"

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 8m

NICE!!!🤘🏼🍻

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Farnad Darnell, PhD @docdarnell.bsky.social · 10m

I was reading a book about trickle down theory, but I didn't get it

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 11h

I’m reading a book about squirters. It’s a fountain of knowledge!

The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 19h

I'm reading a book about explosives. It's a blast.

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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 5h

Bobby Walker, former vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans, has apparently deleted his Twitter account.

Politico’s story reported that Walker referred to rape as “epic,” used slurs, and participated in a thread about sending opponents to the gas chamber.

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29m

Young Democrats: hey maybe don’t kidnap my international friends

Young Republicans:

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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 6h

You made it, Karoline. You’ve ascended to the highest female status in the MAGA movement. It only goes downhill from here.

Salty Snowbird @belliled.bsky.social · 15h

"That face and those lips, they move like a machine gun, right?”
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-karoline-leavitt-praise_n_68ee158be4b09c6fd0c3926c?origin=home-whats-happening-unit

Trump's 'Gross' Remark About Karoline Leavitt Is Condemned Online

The president answered his own question about whether the White House press secretary should be replaced.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 26m

This post was written before today's car crash and chemical attack. Was referring to the preceding car crashes and chemical attacks.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 22h

Yes, you should be surprised and horrified by secret federal police running around our city kidnapping immigrants, crashing cars, launching chemical weapons and shooting and killing people. This is a thing you should be *perpetually* shocked by. We lose when we become numb to it.

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Leah Millis @leahmillis.bsky.social · 1h

The @chicago.suntimes.com photographer who risked their personal health and safety to take this photograph is Anthony Vazquez. Please credit photographers and media outlets. In this age of misinformation, a photo with no context could be anything at all.

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1h

Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.

Photo from Chicago: DHS militarized agent holding a gun up directly in someone’s face as the victim has their hands up, pleading for them not to shoot.

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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 3h

"sorry kids we can't drink water because dad and his friends spent 10 years sexting with Carmen Electra on ChatGPT and we accidentally drained the great lakes"

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · Aug 20

i have an alt where i haven’t adjusted the preset mod filters/flags just so i can check at times

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the image of the sriracha infused meat straw in question here

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 5h

This is because the feds won't stop gassing our neighborhoods so they can flee and, by extension, are also repeatedly gassing the cops. What a moment to be alive

Peter Nickeas @peternickeas.bsky.social · 5h

CPD memo to officers today: helmet and gas mask available and accessible at all times, to be read at 7 days of roll calls. (For officers assigned masks.) Supervisors to ensure compliance acc to the memo. #chicago

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 5h

I wish my penis made me laugh the way it makes others laugh

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🎃🎃🎃 Adam Jay 💀💀💀 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 3h

It’s one thing (dumb) to recruit a 77 year old candidate, it’s another (blindingly stupid) to put your thumb fully on the scale for them in the primary

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 8h

🚨 The DSCC — led by Kirsten Gillibrand, Mark Kelly, Adam Schiff, and Lisa Blunt Rochester — has formed a joint fundraising committee with Janet Mills.

Mills, running against Graham Platner in the Maine Democratic Senate primary, would become the oldest freshman (79) ever elected, to a 6-year term.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4h

I cannot believe people were losing their jobs for being mildly critical of Charlie Kirk and the president of the united states just went on tv and said "skill issue loser, RIP but I'm different"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Mar 21

so proud of him

Photo of a bookmark featuring a grumpy frog. Text reads

Need to remember dis page?
FROGETTABOUTIT
I’ll have my boys look after your spot
Ey!
I’m in da freakin mafia!
Yo!

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 3h

Good. Even if this doesn’t work, it’s time to go on offense.

www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...

JB Pritzker looking at prosecuting ICE agents in Chicago

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has suggested that state prosecutors might examine the conduct of ICE agents.

www.newsweek.com

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