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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1h

1. Buddha
2. Gandhi
3. Mother Teresa
4. Martin Luther King Jr.
5. Cody Bondarchuk

Screenshot of a post by Cody Bondarchuk: "I worked at McDonald's for two and half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10-piece I made"

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 13h

Always the shitposter, never the raconteur.

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Tin Doom @tindoom.bsky.social · Jul 12

The ocean has no desire to eat and consume, but it is overwhelmed by a need to taste. It lashes at our shores with its wet tongue and sucks on our legs like popsicles. It desperately reaches, sick of salt, licking, like a feral cat with its tongue through a fence, trying to taste our sugary skin.

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Tin Doom @tindoom.bsky.social · Aug 26

You wake up and stand in front of the bathroom mirror for a long time.

"Who am I?" you ask.

Something is moving inside of your pajamas. Cautiously you pull them open. You find two children sitting on each other's shoulders pretending to be you.

They gasp and run away, and you cease to exist.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17h

That's why I say, "Hey, man, nice socks."

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20h

I’ve been hearing a lot about self-medicating. Where do you guys get your leeches?

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 23h

Dear Grim Reaper, I have some notes

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 23h

NOTHING

Arriving today
Hot Wheels Monster Truck Loop-and-flip Trophy Challenge Playset & Diecast Bigfoot Toy

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 3d

Toddlers have a “being mean to everyone” phase, which helps them learn the important skill of being mean to everyone

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

*gets a job at Travel Channel*

*works from home*

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · Jul 6

For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 3d

Happier than a goth kid finding out what a flock of crows is called.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 6d

People are at their most vulnerable when they're flying a kite... The perfect time to attack

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 8d

I should be allowed to travel through the postal system

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

Probably Hessian.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight when I came out to get his dish (yeah I bought him a dish :p) he started to run and then stopped and looked at me. I said, "psss psss psss psss" and then he ran away lol

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

Bartender, Dominion Ale in a bottle and the lamb donair, please. Extra sauce.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 9d

fairy godmother (w/huge rack) would fix me

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d

I don't normally ask much of my followers but I need you all to come to my house and build a monolith in the garden

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

More like we ride at TUSK

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 1d

Wearing a sweater that is a neighboring orange to my beard, I should make a beard sweater (a sweater for my beard, not a sweater made from beard hair)

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

Tron: House Atreides

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

I have no doubt. I meant dag burnit I missed it again. Can't we have a snack alert at more normal hours? I'm an old.

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