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alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
21K followers 1.3K following 20K posts
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Nov 21
reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars
handcrafted meme featuring dumb.baby's profile photo, which is a cute cartoon animal wearing a black, white, and pink jester hood with a pink skull icon on a pink and purple cityscape background. The text says: Mark Cuban give Cory one million dollars you don't need it it would be funny chance to get right with god (if religious) she earned it as much as you did
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Dr. Curiosity @drcuriosity.bsky.social · 3h
Change, yes, we can, is very nice!
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Eagle Beaver Man @eaglebeaverman.bsky.social · 14h
Every Republican under 30 is a Nazi. Every single one. No exceptions. No, not even that guy who you think is your friend. He’s being nice to you in person but talks about how you shouldn’t have rights in his discord chat.
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3h
What if politics but good
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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 3h
we have not yet even begun to witness the true power of the fully activated Wine Mom

we replicate and grow stronger until we completely overpower and destroy MAGA like the Protomolecule on Eros
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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 3h
I apologize interior designer and Bravo reality TV star Jennifer Welch, I was not familiar with your game 👀
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I’ve Had It Podcast @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social · 14h
It’s a simple yes or no question.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3h
no longer putting things up my nose to get high. considering putting things up my nose for storage
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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 5d
these fucking big wet bitch loser motherfuckers are not gonna survive the long dark
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 3h
unfollowing everyone who has never said “word” as a complete sentence
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Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 3h
You were selected to be the Pope, not the Nope.
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 6h
Been listening to D’Angelo all day. Literally the only good thing about losing a legend is getting to enjoy all their work all over again
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Adam Squires @adsquires.bsky.social · 4h
"not a pontiff but a pontwhen"
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h
your brand is STRONG
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h
the chat(nip) my god, yes, thank u
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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 5h
BOSS OLIVE has entered the chat(nip)
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h
🥰 thank you!
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Scarewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 5h
jerry no
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h
the calmer version of this i think:
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jul 8
caught her playing with the catnip pickle
Photo of Olive, an orange tabby cat, playing with a small green kick toy. Her ears are pointing back and her mouth is wide open. Her legs are blurred because she's kicking the toy
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h
Olive god damn it
Photo of me sitting in a blue chair in a gray sweatshirt. Olive the big orange tabby cat is laying across my chest. Her left paw is stretched out like she's about to take a dainty little step. She's turning her stupid little cute face towards the camera and her ears are slightly back. She has an expression like she's the pope of cat town or something.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h
fair
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h
oh my gosh you have a human head! i love it!
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h
do they cheer up The Pope by saying "be a vatican, not a vatican't"
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 5h
When I'm on the cover of Time Magazine, please make me look like a toad being beamed up into a UFO
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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 5h
if everyone in my life allowed me to appear on the front cover of time magazine looking like this i would assume i was surrounded by betrayal bc what the fu j
trump on the cover of time looking extremely hideous shot an a very unflattering angle, which only adds to the problems. the sun is shining straight through his thin ass hair too
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h
lmaooo god i love this city
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 9h
Searching for a therapist in Silver Lake and having exactly the experience you'd expect.
Welcome! I provide support to individuals, couples, kink, and various polyamorous/ethically non-monogamous relational structures to guide them toward sexual wellness and health with an emphasis on communication, pleasure, and intimacy.
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 5h
i was being desperate for attention ironically
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