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Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine

@eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social

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Just a lone wanderer of the pocky lips living in the before times. Seer, Hermit, Mad Man, Magician, Changeling, some kind of weird hobgoblin zen master. We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.

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Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 2h

Isn't one of the original Village People trying to say YMCA has no gay connotations now? That's some bold bullshit to try to sell.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 4h

A girl with big titties can't have an active hobby that engages with the community?

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 16h

You were selected to be the Pope, not the Nope.

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Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 1d

Never drink the Nilbog Milk. Ever. And always keep a comically large balogna sandwich on hand to ward off threats.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 3d

Is that a bedbug?

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 3d

I'm intrigued by this bee themed class.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 4d

My man is channeling Nicholson from Mars Attacks.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 5d

Um...that is the proper way to eat bacon. Are there anti-ketchup extremists afoot?

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 8d

Is this not a known thing? I always just instinctively knew the more feminine someone is outwardly the greater the odds of getting a heel buried in a skull if someone gets out of line.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 8d

Am I losing my mind that the point of contention for reopening the government should be removal of troops and ICE from cities not requesting assistance?

Not fucking healthcare.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 9d

I just figured this was a Calpernia Addams type scenario.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 10d

Shit, have you considered starting an account for the soups? I'd look at pics of delicious soup...

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Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 10d

There and back again: An OCD tale

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 11d

I'm not certain it wasn't a hairpiece in Revolver though.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 11d

One of my proudest moments working in community health was keeping a profoundly disabled undocumented person relatively stable until I got out of the game.

These soulless fucks can kiss my ass.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 11d

As a single dad of a horde where all of us are varieties of LGBTQ, neurodivergent, and/or disabled I find my day is shades of fear melting into different shades of fear, acquiring and hoarding resources, and gallows humor.

So I hear y'all.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 11d

Hooooleeee shit. Visual organiser.

I never thought of it in those terms.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 11d

Just got my kid's medicine and it has a pop off cap. No child safe cap. I've never seen this.

How do they know when to apply the "Fuck yo, kids" policy?

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 12d

Heart controls blood flow. Heart always wins.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 12d

Hey small world. I just got flu and covid today.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 12d

Maybe they have their own version. Like some combination of skin color, mucous, etc is just right for octopi to go "Damn, that's comfy."

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 14d

Seem pretty cool to me, and I'm someone who doesn't know shit on the illusion factory.

What higher endorsement could there possibly be?

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 14d

You mean the greatest love story ever told? Great movie.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 14d

I'd be more excited if the US became the 11th province.

Solomon T McCobb-Aubergine @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 14d

Dude, Miller's wife must have a really specific kink.