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Julie Lavender Menace

@2tickytacky.bsky.social

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🔵Co-pastor: Ravensmenace, LLC 🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County 🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time. I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️‍⚧️. she/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 6d

Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:

Oops! Somehow, Sister Julie got mysteriously locked in her bedroom with the door nailed shut.... Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor! Let's play pin the tail on the self righteous, domineering ass. God bless.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 9h

I used to think “oh jeez cement shoes sound so ugly & uncomfortable.. why would anyone wear those?” Now I understand it’s not quite a matter of choice

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 8h

I’ve seen both sides of the coin or whatever & I don’t want the coin I hate the coin I just wanna make a rainbow with my hose

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bloody bacon popsicle ☠️ @gupton68.bsky.social · 7h

I'm pretty certain my body will continue eating and drinking for at least 3 years after my death just through muscle memory.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 6h

[abruptly stops my nunchuck routine] I do.

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 23h

Sorry, you've caught me in an awkward transitional phase, come back another time.

Sycamore leaf that is tan, yellow, and green

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 23h

If you're finished with that personality, can I try it out for a while?

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 20h

Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies?

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The Nibbler from the Black Lagoon @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 1d

I missed my calling to be someone with a calling.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

My tinfoil hat business doesn’t look so stupid now, does it dad?!

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Writing with a ballpoint penchant.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

I too sailed the ocean blue.

You don't hear me bragging about it.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 6d

Are you mad at me?
□ yes
□ yes

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 4d

I keep forgetting that falling down at my age can lead to serious consequences.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 3d

I'm sorry for what I said every time I've opened my mouth.

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The Nibbler from the Black Lagoon @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 3d

Last Christmas, our annual holiday showing of Die Hard was overshadowed by the pumpkin spice Tide Pods on our pizza. They tasted great with the pineapple.

*Twitter meme nostalgia post

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The Nibbler from the Black Lagoon @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 2d

One of the many innovations in Windows 11 is the moving of the start button from the far left side of the taskbar to the middle of the taskbar.

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The Nibbler from the Black Lagoon @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 1d

This Saturday, after the protests, my local Antifa cell plans on terrorizing some burnt ends at Jack Stack.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2d

They only have four strings so they should be called ‘ivolins’.

Thanks for reading.

Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 2d

Yes there is typo. Ive ben sick

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 6d

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 4d

Started saying mucho to my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 3d

I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 2d

The generation that came of age during MMMBop now has a song coming out more suited it now called MMMPlop.