Escaped Tesco before the enforced silence
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Escaped Tesco before the enforced silence
Fucks sake, Tesco.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fucks sake, Tesco.
The cash-point’s been drinking again!
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The cash-point’s been drinking again!
We interrupt this unbroken hour of Bon Iver to tell you about a <spins wheel> Iraqi <spins wheel> sex offender who entered the country on a <spins wheel> Tesco lorry.
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
We interrupt this unbroken hour of Bon Iver to tell you about a <spins wheel> Iraqi <spins wheel> sex offender who entered the country on a <spins wheel> Tesco lorry.
had to leave Britain before someone asked me where my poppy was
soon though I shall return and finally visit Big Tesco
soon though I shall return and finally visit Big Tesco
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
had to leave Britain before someone asked me where my poppy was
soon though I shall return and finally visit Big Tesco
soon though I shall return and finally visit Big Tesco
...Have just discovered (off a phone call to one of our Taxi Guys about what bus I need to catch to go get my brain scan on Monday) that today is not in fact Sunday, but Saturday. (EYEROLL) And this I knew perfectly well because I'm currently waiting for a Saturday delivery from Tesco. (1/2)
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
...Have just discovered (off a phone call to one of our Taxi Guys about what bus I need to catch to go get my brain scan on Monday) that today is not in fact Sunday, but Saturday. (EYEROLL) And this I knew perfectly well because I'm currently waiting for a Saturday delivery from Tesco. (1/2)
Dear Pharmadoctor, the address of your vaccine clinic needs to be more than 'Tesco, Leytonstone' when that Tesco is the size of a fucking village.
I got lost in the clothes bit and bought some new pants though, so there's that.
I got lost in the clothes bit and bought some new pants though, so there's that.
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dear Pharmadoctor, the address of your vaccine clinic needs to be more than 'Tesco, Leytonstone' when that Tesco is the size of a fucking village.
I got lost in the clothes bit and bought some new pants though, so there's that.
I got lost in the clothes bit and bought some new pants though, so there's that.
Many of you
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Many of you
Rachel Reeves just sank to her knees in Tesco
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
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Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
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November 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Rachel Reeves just sank to her knees in Tesco
Hi Tesco. Why tf have these got chilli powder in?
Hubby has now had to take two antihistamines to ward off an allergic reaction.
Morons
Hubby has now had to take two antihistamines to ward off an allergic reaction.
Morons
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hi Tesco. Why tf have these got chilli powder in?
Hubby has now had to take two antihistamines to ward off an allergic reaction.
Morons
Hubby has now had to take two antihistamines to ward off an allergic reaction.
Morons
It's amazing what you can find in the middle aisle.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It's amazing what you can find in the middle aisle.
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PAPA MURPHY'S MINION BURGER
ONLY AT TESCO
ONLY AT TESCO
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
PAPA MURPHY'S MINION BURGER
ONLY AT TESCO
ONLY AT TESCO
Every time I go to Tesco I go straight to the Costa machine. Make a hot chocolate for the homeless guy outside, a coffee for myself, then shop. Do I scan those tickets at the till - do I fuck
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Every time I go to Tesco I go straight to the Costa machine. Make a hot chocolate for the homeless guy outside, a coffee for myself, then shop. Do I scan those tickets at the till - do I fuck
In Tesco, It's Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Christmas came on and, without thinking, I said out loud "NO IT ISN'T!" Got a few funny looks.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
In Tesco, It's Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Christmas came on and, without thinking, I said out loud "NO IT ISN'T!" Got a few funny looks.
What next? inflation porn at Tesco?
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
What next? inflation porn at Tesco?
We’re moored so much in the middle of nowhere that we haven’t heard a shitty fireworks all night.
Good. BAN THEM.
We live in a country that doesn’t allow a plug socket to be placed in a bathroom, but somehow, you can buy explosives in Tesco…
Good. BAN THEM.
We live in a country that doesn’t allow a plug socket to be placed in a bathroom, but somehow, you can buy explosives in Tesco…
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We’re moored so much in the middle of nowhere that we haven’t heard a shitty fireworks all night.
Good. BAN THEM.
We live in a country that doesn’t allow a plug socket to be placed in a bathroom, but somehow, you can buy explosives in Tesco…
Good. BAN THEM.
We live in a country that doesn’t allow a plug socket to be placed in a bathroom, but somehow, you can buy explosives in Tesco…
cheap wine from tesco express going down beautifully
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
cheap wine from tesco express going down beautifully
So, I'd never had a jelly baby. Jim watched something on YouTube recently that referenced them, and we walked past them in Tesco, and I had to try them.
Fucking hell, they are dangerous. How do you stop eating them? 🤣🤣
Fucking hell, they are dangerous. How do you stop eating them? 🤣🤣
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
So, I'd never had a jelly baby. Jim watched something on YouTube recently that referenced them, and we walked past them in Tesco, and I had to try them.
Fucking hell, they are dangerous. How do you stop eating them? 🤣🤣
Fucking hell, they are dangerous. How do you stop eating them? 🤣🤣
Left my debit card in a chip and pin machine by mistake in Tesco and realised 30 minutes later. Went back to the help desk and it was both handed in and not used for any purchases. Still loads of sound people left out there.
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Left my debit card in a chip and pin machine by mistake in Tesco and realised 30 minutes later. Went back to the help desk and it was both handed in and not used for any purchases. Still loads of sound people left out there.
moving on... in search of Big Tesco
November 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
moving on... in search of Big Tesco
Just finished the tesco order.
8 x 16/17 year olds in the house on Saturday.
😱
8 x 16/17 year olds in the house on Saturday.
😱
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just finished the tesco order.
8 x 16/17 year olds in the house on Saturday.
😱
8 x 16/17 year olds in the house on Saturday.
😱
Had to leave Tesco in a rush.
If you have to tell people every 5 minutes that there’s going to be a 2 minute silence at 11, I don’t know, it feels more like brand protection than keenly observed remembrance. Mutely pausing in the bread aisle just feels weird.
Not that you can blame Tesco mind
If you have to tell people every 5 minutes that there’s going to be a 2 minute silence at 11, I don’t know, it feels more like brand protection than keenly observed remembrance. Mutely pausing in the bread aisle just feels weird.
Not that you can blame Tesco mind
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Had to leave Tesco in a rush.
If you have to tell people every 5 minutes that there’s going to be a 2 minute silence at 11, I don’t know, it feels more like brand protection than keenly observed remembrance. Mutely pausing in the bread aisle just feels weird.
Not that you can blame Tesco mind
If you have to tell people every 5 minutes that there’s going to be a 2 minute silence at 11, I don’t know, it feels more like brand protection than keenly observed remembrance. Mutely pausing in the bread aisle just feels weird.
Not that you can blame Tesco mind
Tesco now has a rabbit body count of three before her third birthday.
Ok, so, this again but she’s probably 80 pounds now, not a puppy, and also we failed to actually do the prying and needed a combination of cheese and peanut butter as bribes after like 15 minutes of trying. I am sparing you the photo but it is available, for the record.
If you had asked me an hour ago, “have you ever pried a still-living rabbit from the powerful jaws of an incredibly excited 70-pound puppy” I would have been forced to say no. Feel free to ask me now.
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Tesco now has a rabbit body count of three before her third birthday.
Was at the local Tesco earlier getting sausages and found myself singing “sausages, sausages” to the chorus of Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting. Which 70s classic single do you sing when purchasing foodstuffs that half rhyme with it?
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Was at the local Tesco earlier getting sausages and found myself singing “sausages, sausages” to the chorus of Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting. Which 70s classic single do you sing when purchasing foodstuffs that half rhyme with it?