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mattukernow.bsky.social
Matt
@mattukernow.bsky.social
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Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · Apr 12
My research paper "the impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth". Unfortunately it's behind a pay wall as I can't afford to publish it open access, but happy to send it to anyone who wants to read it.
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
The impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth, Southwest England
Growth rates of urban trees are poorly understood. Limited research has been undertaken to assess the impact of drought, temperature, and precipitation on trees in the urban environment. The annual...
www.tandfonline.com
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 7h
FUCK OFF, I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO DO, YOU BASTARD
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 8h
It's a great film, but as a pagan, I feel I should object to the characterisation.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 8h
I did not know that.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 9h
Well *someone's* doing well!
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 17h
I know nothing of such thing, but presumed an A level is an A level regardless of subject. Being of the same educational level.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 17h
Fair enough. I have no A levels, so I'd be out regardless.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 18h
How would they afford it though?
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 18h
Face Down In The Milking Parlour: A McCreary and Lloyd mystery.
#TheArchers
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Lomelindi12 @lomelindi12.bsky.social · 20h
Face Down In The Milking Parlour

The title of my forthcoming novella

#TheArchers
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 18h
"Should be done in the aga." Tom is such a wanker. #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 18h
Gosh.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
A what now? #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
Soufflé is a massive faff for something which is a bit meh. #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
Lumpy and rough. Like your mum. #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
I'm not sure my mum or dad know how to open a spreadsheet, so in our exhaustive study, it's 50/50.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
Tongue GIF
ALT: Tongue GIF
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
I'm enjoying Aaron's shirt. He looks like a 1980s music video. #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
I know you are but what am I?
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
She's from above Exeter which is The North.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
Something about Ian makes me want to mother him. He's such a nice young man. #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
I love an Excel spreadsheet and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
Alison doesn't like rhubarb? What sort of northerner doesn't like rhubarb? #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
My wife just suggested deporting British people who don't have an A level in English. Which I assume is her way of trying to get rid of me.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
You have a good eye for a burner, sir.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
Wimps...
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