Matt
@mattukernow.bsky.social
Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.
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Matt
@mattukernow.bsky.social
· Apr 12
The impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth, Southwest England
Growth rates of urban trees are poorly understood. Limited research has been undertaken to assess the impact of drought, temperature, and precipitation on trees in the urban environment. The annual...
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My research paper "the impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth". Unfortunately it's behind a pay wall as I can't afford to publish it open access, but happy to send it to anyone who wants to read it.
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
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Chris dictating what Alice thinks. #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Chris dictating what Alice thinks. #TheArchers
Oh good, another Grundy farce. I'm sure this will be hilarious. #TheArchers
a young boy in a yellow shirt is smiling
ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is smiling
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November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh good, another Grundy farce. I'm sure this will be hilarious. #TheArchers
Did it not occur to him that George might be in the house he lives in? Chris really is a thick fuck. #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Did it not occur to him that George might be in the house he lives in? Chris really is a thick fuck. #TheArchers
No one 'likes' porridge. Porridge is a puritanical food stuff which is to be suffered, not enjoyed. #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
No one 'likes' porridge. Porridge is a puritanical food stuff which is to be suffered, not enjoyed. #TheArchers
Clarrie's having a bad day. I'd have thought any day spent with Eddie would be a bad day. #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Clarrie's having a bad day. I'd have thought any day spent with Eddie would be a bad day. #TheArchers
@profanity.accountant how the fuck am I doing?
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
@profanity.accountant how the fuck am I doing?
"You wanna come over here and say the Eucharist is symbol, pal?"
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"You wanna come over here and say the Eucharist is symbol, pal?"
I've only just found out how boring modern pencil sharpeners are. We need to up our game.
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I've only just found out how boring modern pencil sharpeners are. We need to up our game.
Friend of mine had the Piña Colada Song as their first dance. The marriage ended after less than 6 months. #BBCSaturdayLive
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Friend of mine had the Piña Colada Song as their first dance. The marriage ended after less than 6 months. #BBCSaturdayLive
6am
Monty: OK, guys, I'm awake now time for a walk.
Me: No, go back to sleep.
7am
Monty: Come on, seriously, walk time.
Me: No, it's still the middle of the night.
8am
Monty: Come ooooonnnn...
Me: Look, I'll get up. Just let me have a coffee.
9am
Me: Fine, let's go for a walk.
Monty:
Monty: OK, guys, I'm awake now time for a walk.
Me: No, go back to sleep.
7am
Monty: Come on, seriously, walk time.
Me: No, it's still the middle of the night.
8am
Monty: Come ooooonnnn...
Me: Look, I'll get up. Just let me have a coffee.
9am
Me: Fine, let's go for a walk.
Monty:
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
6am
Monty: OK, guys, I'm awake now time for a walk.
Me: No, go back to sleep.
7am
Monty: Come on, seriously, walk time.
Me: No, it's still the middle of the night.
8am
Monty: Come ooooonnnn...
Me: Look, I'll get up. Just let me have a coffee.
9am
Me: Fine, let's go for a walk.
Monty:
Monty: OK, guys, I'm awake now time for a walk.
Me: No, go back to sleep.
7am
Monty: Come on, seriously, walk time.
Me: No, it's still the middle of the night.
8am
Monty: Come ooooonnnn...
Me: Look, I'll get up. Just let me have a coffee.
9am
Me: Fine, let's go for a walk.
Monty:
Does George feel terrible about it though? #TheArchers
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Does George feel terrible about it though? #TheArchers
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I've got a Black Friday deal for you: don't mention Black Friday to me and I won't thump you.
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I've got a Black Friday deal for you: don't mention Black Friday to me and I won't thump you.
Just catching up. I see Justin's had another of his trademark personality changes. #TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just catching up. I see Justin's had another of his trademark personality changes. #TheArchers
I firmly disagree. Bottle it up until you have a brain haemorrhage. #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I firmly disagree. Bottle it up until you have a brain haemorrhage. #TheArchers
Bag of lentils doesn't really go with the Tracey/Jazzer vibe. #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Bag of lentils doesn't really go with the Tracey/Jazzer vibe. #TheArchers
9.30?? I'd be well pissed off if someone woke me up in the middle of the night! #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
9.30?? I'd be well pissed off if someone woke me up in the middle of the night! #TheArchers
How do you suppose they police this?
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
How do you suppose they police this?
I've got a Black Friday deal for you: don't mention Black Friday to me and I won't thump you.
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I've got a Black Friday deal for you: don't mention Black Friday to me and I won't thump you.
Alice pregnant? But by whom... #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Alice pregnant? But by whom... #TheArchers
I've got some beaver footage you can use. #NotAEuphemism #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've got some beaver footage you can use. #NotAEuphemism #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Think he's struggling to relax in his new home.
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Think he's struggling to relax in his new home.