Matt
@mattukernow.bsky.social
Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.
6am
Monty: OK, guys, I'm awake now time for a walk.
Me: No, go back to sleep.
7am
Monty: Come on, seriously, walk time.
Me: No, it's still the middle of the night.
8am
Monty: Come ooooonnnn...
Me: Look, I'll get up. Just let me have a coffee.
9am
Me: Fine, let's go for a walk.
Monty:
Monty: OK, guys, I'm awake now time for a walk.
Me: No, go back to sleep.
7am
Monty: Come on, seriously, walk time.
Me: No, it's still the middle of the night.
8am
Monty: Come ooooonnnn...
Me: Look, I'll get up. Just let me have a coffee.
9am
Me: Fine, let's go for a walk.
Monty:
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
6am
Monty: OK, guys, I'm awake now time for a walk.
Me: No, go back to sleep.
7am
Monty: Come on, seriously, walk time.
Me: No, it's still the middle of the night.
8am
Monty: Come ooooonnnn...
Me: Look, I'll get up. Just let me have a coffee.
9am
Me: Fine, let's go for a walk.
Monty:
Monty: OK, guys, I'm awake now time for a walk.
Me: No, go back to sleep.
7am
Monty: Come on, seriously, walk time.
Me: No, it's still the middle of the night.
8am
Monty: Come ooooonnnn...
Me: Look, I'll get up. Just let me have a coffee.
9am
Me: Fine, let's go for a walk.
Monty:
He's settled in pretty quick!
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
He's settled in pretty quick!
How do you suppose they police this?
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
How do you suppose they police this?
It's what passes for entertainment in Kernow. #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's what passes for entertainment in Kernow. #TheArchers
I've got some beaver footage you can use. #NotAEuphemism #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've got some beaver footage you can use. #NotAEuphemism #TheArchers
Think he's struggling to relax in his new home.
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Think he's struggling to relax in his new home.
New addition to the family.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
New addition to the family.
Fuck off, Microsoft, you do not get to dictate what my working hours are.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Fuck off, Microsoft, you do not get to dictate what my working hours are.
@kernow27.bsky.social, give me your opinion. I've just cut a dead ash out of my hedge. At the base it was so tangled with ivy that it had made one massive lump of ivy and ash fused together. D'you reckon if I chop this down and turn it it will or fly apart, or can I get it to stay as one piece?
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
@kernow27.bsky.social, give me your opinion. I've just cut a dead ash out of my hedge. At the base it was so tangled with ivy that it had made one massive lump of ivy and ash fused together. D'you reckon if I chop this down and turn it it will or fly apart, or can I get it to stay as one piece?
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
My christmas cactus is flowering. It's only November, for fucks sake.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
My christmas cactus is flowering. It's only November, for fucks sake.
I should basically be king of the world by now.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I should basically be king of the world by now.
Oh my god, they cut him into four pieces??
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh my god, they cut him into four pieces??
Huge news breaking here in Kernow, guys.
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Huge news breaking here in Kernow, guys.
Just cooked up and pulped our medlar crop. They look... er... nice...?
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just cooked up and pulped our medlar crop. They look... er... nice...?
Dear Ford, no one has hands 2mm thin. Please design your cars better.
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Dear Ford, no one has hands 2mm thin. Please design your cars better.
Ha Nos Kalan Gwav lowen dhis ynwedh. Ni a gavos cider spis ha tan ragos.
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ha Nos Kalan Gwav lowen dhis ynwedh. Ni a gavos cider spis ha tan ragos.