Matts, it's understandable to lose to two powerhouse programs like UofM and PTKU.
But this year we must crush the rest of the field.
But this year we must crush the rest of the field.
📌 Midway through the 2025 #CharitibundiBowl, if we pulled every Matt and every Matt variant out of their current programs and entered them as M A&T University, they'd be in fifth place on our latest set of leaderboards.
January 16, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Matts, it's understandable to lose to two powerhouse programs like UofM and PTKU.
But this year we must crush the rest of the field.
But this year we must crush the rest of the field.
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January 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
get your PTKU merch at preownedairboats.com
I wish you guys were a little more corrupt. I just want a bust of you in the bloomin' onion in the lobby of ptku, put there by you
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I wish you guys were a little more corrupt. I just want a bust of you in the bloomin' onion in the lobby of ptku, put there by you
Now there is some news we can all drink to
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Now there is some news we can all drink to
reminder amid the conflagrations while we’re working on the new stuff – if you’ve got a local or regional trans rights/advocacy/healthcare group you’d like to see supported via PTKU, we keep a running list for future donation targets.
email org suggestions to [email protected]!
email org suggestions to [email protected]!
The 🦈 🏳️⚧️ math is simple: We don’t keep any money from any Blue Sharks merch. 100% of what we make from those purchases goes to local/regional orgs supporting trans communities.
(If you want to order non-PTKU merch at the same time you can; any PTKU items will still count towards the donation total)
(If you want to order non-PTKU merch at the same time you can; any PTKU items will still count towards the donation total)
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
reminder amid the conflagrations while we’re working on the new stuff – if you’ve got a local or regional trans rights/advocacy/healthcare group you’d like to see supported via PTKU, we keep a running list for future donation targets.
email org suggestions to [email protected]!
email org suggestions to [email protected]!
If you've got any PTKU or trans rights stickers I'd LOVE one of those too.
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 AM
If you've got any PTKU or trans rights stickers I'd LOVE one of those too.
If you ain’t on the money cannon team you better be on team PTKU.
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
If you ain’t on the money cannon team you better be on team PTKU.
PTKU Sharks this is our year
13 weeks to Charity Bowl '26 and we're gonna take care of everybody we can between now and then, aren't we, coaches
You and Spencer dispensed that advice after the last Charity Bowl (planting trees), it rang true then and made me tear up. Even more so now.
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
PTKU Sharks this is our year
I already made the offer to @fourverts.bsky.social, but I’ll gladly donate (again) to PTKU and buy your ticket to get the Falcons the W (Ok I’m not rich but I can swing $200!)
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I already made the offer to @fourverts.bsky.social, but I’ll gladly donate (again) to PTKU and buy your ticket to get the Falcons the W (Ok I’m not rich but I can swing $200!)
Tell this person it was the quarterfinals and also I’m ordering a PTKU sticker Go Sharks
My client (this guy’s dick) is innocent
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Tell this person it was the quarterfinals and also I’m ordering a PTKU sticker Go Sharks
We also support the PTKU Sharks!
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We also support the PTKU Sharks!
I’ve already written a PTKU fight song, I feel like a Night Ham University song should be next.
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’ve already written a PTKU fight song, I feel like a Night Ham University song should be next.
Dr Pepper, official sponsor of the PTKU Fightin’ Blue Sharks
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Dr Pepper, official sponsor of the PTKU Fightin’ Blue Sharks
I’ll even wear my PTKU t-shirt.
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’ll even wear my PTKU t-shirt.
Call it the DJT PTKU and I'd bet you could sell a lot of Sharks merch to new, definitely discerning buyers!
December 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Call it the DJT PTKU and I'd bet you could sell a lot of Sharks merch to new, definitely discerning buyers!
Put a PTKU sticker over the logo
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Put a PTKU sticker over the logo
PTKU fans, I think we just found our offseason conditioning workout 🦈
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
PTKU fans, I think we just found our offseason conditioning workout 🦈
Tomorrow, for Holiday Spirit Week, is "25 Days of Giving Charity Shirt Day" to support your favorite fundraising targets, and since I don't have a PTKU shirt, it's another Michigan hockey jersey for the Money Cannon.
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Tomorrow, for Holiday Spirit Week, is "25 Days of Giving Charity Shirt Day" to support your favorite fundraising targets, and since I don't have a PTKU shirt, it's another Michigan hockey jersey for the Money Cannon.
Like, I just feel like this is a solid middle ground. I could do a mitzvah in the Charitibundi Bowl for PTKU. I could help some school's quiz bowl team get a new buzzer system or two. Like just filling in holes along the way.
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Like, I just feel like this is a solid middle ground. I could do a mitzvah in the Charitibundi Bowl for PTKU. I could help some school's quiz bowl team get a new buzzer system or two. Like just filling in holes along the way.
I’m informed by @tousledpigtails.bsky.social that this mom is buying either a @briesmith.xyz “I ❤️ Trans People” shirt or a @andrew.mcguiregis.com PTKU shirt. Huzzah!
Anyone know where the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social PTKU merch sales are being directed this quarter? @tousledpigtails.bsky.social had another theater mom express interest at the 9yo’s recital today and I didn’t know for sure which group it would support.
December 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I’m informed by @tousledpigtails.bsky.social that this mom is buying either a @briesmith.xyz “I ❤️ Trans People” shirt or a @andrew.mcguiregis.com PTKU shirt. Huzzah!
Anyone know where the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social PTKU merch sales are being directed this quarter? @tousledpigtails.bsky.social had another theater mom express interest at the 9yo’s recital today and I didn’t know for sure which group it would support.
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Anyone know where the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social PTKU merch sales are being directed this quarter? @tousledpigtails.bsky.social had another theater mom express interest at the 9yo’s recital today and I didn’t know for sure which group it would support.
