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“This series has really been about…baseball.”

-Rick Monday on the Dodgers radio broadcast
My reaction to the Anglicans doing another schism
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
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Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024 INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
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A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.
Bastiat updating the story of the broken windows to be about Brazilian and aces and synthetic pubes
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
Am I right to assume Individuals 1 and 2 are his wife and daughter?
Penn State should hire proven top-level winner Bill Belichick
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Rex Ryan’s new favorite site
Sorry to report there is a website that takes an image of a woman and uses AI to expand it so you can see her feet.

Original: AI edit:
AYFKM? Benioff doesn’t even live in San Francisco (or California!) any more and he’s pulling this crap?
10 years? Wow
Happy tenth anniversary to all those who celebrate
How filthy is it possible for a minivan used by a family of 6 to get? VERY filthy when you forget to clean it for weeks, it turns out
Did Marshall and Akron write this
News: a U.S. Soccer-led committee proposes a shake-up of college soccer.

The recommended men's model would override current conferences, include an element of pro/rel, and extend the season fall-spring.

Spoke with Cindy Parlow Cone, JT Batson + others, and dove in @theathletic.com:
With college soccer ‘at risk,’ U.S. Soccer pushes for overhaul – but not without resistance
Promotion and relegation could be part of radical plans to overhaul American college soccer
www.nytimes.com
MFer tried to overthrow the government because he saw a brown person behind the gates in Covenant Hills who wasn’t a gardener or nanny
lol OF COURSE Russ Taylor of all freaking people is like “how did everything become political”
Suddenly remembered the time my group mercilessly heckled Lake Superior State defenseman Ryan Reid at a game at the old Goggin. Why did LSSU’s roster website list their players’ biggest fears? And why were their players honest about it? I’ll never know.
/screams READ ANOTHER BOOK at Harry Potter stans back in like 2005
//monkey’s paw curls
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My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom
Tolkein continues to resonate. The new bank being set up by Palmer Luckey and backed by Peter Thiel is named Erebor after the “lonely mountain” in The Hobbit. This was also an interesting line in this rpt on the new bank by @tabbykinder.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/202d...
I have important news bsky.app/profile/shit...
I can’t believe I’m saying/typing this but Ella just informed me that her mother is a ball point pen thief
Is it really that hot to say James Worthy was better?
Never letting my daughter pick the music on the way back from her acting class again