like why would donald trump of all people think there are any problems in the world. he's gotten everything he's ever wanted. america is a golden land of endless bounty for that guy. why's he so mad? stuff from the internet

I mean we can still *say* it

Microsoft Surface powered by Copilot:

I’m sorry that you are getting sacked repeatedly. Here are some tips to avoid getting sacked:
- try throwing the ball before the defender gets to you.
- run away from the opposing team, which will give you more time to throw.
- try running plays instead.

There was a lawyer discipline case when I practiced in MN that started out as disciplining a divorce lawyer for having sex with his client while prosecuting her divorce. It ended with disbarment after the state bar reviewed billing records and figuring out that he charged her for sexy time.

Brb gifting these to my Aunt Karen (who’s married to my Uncle Will) for Christmas

I’m sure this will go over well

My go-to in college was a Cosby on garlic, add horseradish.