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Sándwich Judge
@sandwichjudge.bsky.social
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That isn’t me in the photo, it is Patches. MSN dude
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SHOPKEEP: C-could you rescue my son from the bandits?
THARHORG: Worry not, milady. I swore an oath to the good King Burndyn that evil deeds shall not go unpunished, so you have my word that your child will be found and these vile ruffians will meet my axe!
JEFF: yeah okay that sounds good
I love having an e-bike! I can take it downtown and not worry about parking or sweating/getting out of breath in the process. I commute with it, take it to the grocery store and movies. I’m stuck between speed demon assholes riding illegal e-motos and bikers who lump me in with them.
Having seen 1000W+ e-bikes zooming down bike paths and city streets at 30 mph, I’m upset about the current state, abetted by a gray market of anti-social buyers and sellers who don’t give a shit about safety. IDK what’s the right way forward but don’t want to lose my e-bike because of them.
I own a Magnum Ranger which has a throttle (limited to 20 mph) and pedal assist (limited to 28 mph) so it is class 2 and class 3. That being said, I rarely set pedal assist above 15 mph and only throttle for cold starts.
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if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
🍔🍲🧅🥓🥨 Cheeseburger soup with onion bacon relish and pretzel croutons #soupszn 🍽️
Would love to know the amenities provided at the rock she’s been living under
MSNBC contributor downplays NSPM-7, saying: "The government still has to, at least by law, comply with the existing law, right?"
Same character used in Hanzi (Chinese) for the Dao in Daoism. Basically Laozi was a 6th Century BC version of the band Fastball telling everyone about The Way
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and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
You can make it to make your profile photo somehow look even uglier in a vaguely cartoonish sort of way
Best I can do is a birthday cake emoji react
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Just saw Tron:Ares. Calling it now: Jared Fogle is gonna win another Oscar
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i don't want to wake up and immediately read what you lot have to say! many of you have untreated personality disorders and strange fetishes!
Weeknight meal care of Trader Joe’s (TJ) and Costco (CC):
- Autumnal harvest pasta sauce (TJ)
- holiday vegetable hash (TJ), roasted w/ amylu chicken basil meatballs (CC)
- Rana Italian sausage ravioli (CC)
- lacinato kale leaves (TJ) crisped in the oven
Got rave reviews! 🍽️
Pickle juice is lowkey goated when marinating/brining is the vibe.
I am making some beef and lamb kofta on the grill. Great day for it here in WI.
Oh my lord
Never saw a corn like this before
They ate a lot of that alright
Judging by this coprolite
Whoa oh oh oh
Weird Al could do a parody of Opalite about archaeology and paleontology called Coprolite