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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 8h

SHOPKEEP: C-could you rescue my son from the bandits?
THARHORG: Worry not, milady. I swore an oath to the good King Burndyn that evil deeds shall not go unpunished, so you have my word that your child will be found and these vile ruffians will meet my axe!
JEFF: yeah okay that sounds good

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 15h

I love having an e-bike! I can take it downtown and not worry about parking or sweating/getting out of breath in the process. I commute with it, take it to the grocery store and movies. I’m stuck between speed demon assholes riding illegal e-motos and bikers who lump me in with them.

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 15h

Having seen 1000W+ e-bikes zooming down bike paths and city streets at 30 mph, I’m upset about the current state, abetted by a gray market of anti-social buyers and sellers who don’t give a shit about safety. IDK what’s the right way forward but don’t want to lose my e-bike because of them.

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 15h

I own a Magnum Ranger which has a throttle (limited to 20 mph) and pedal assist (limited to 28 mph) so it is class 2 and class 3. That being said, I rarely set pedal assist above 15 mph and only throttle for cold starts.

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 16h

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21h

if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 1d

I wrote down the recipe! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Cheeseburger Soup

Cheeseburger Soup Ingredients 2.5 lbs russet potatoes, peeled and cut into 2” chunks 6 cups chicken broth 6 strips bacon, diced 1 medium vidalia onion, diced 8 oz button/portabella mushrooms, sliced 1...

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 2d

🍔🍲🧅🥓🥨 Cheeseburger soup with onion bacon relish and pretzel croutons #soupszn 🍽️

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 2d

Would love to know the amenities provided at the rock she’s been living under

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 2d

MSNBC contributor downplays NSPM-7, saying: "The government still has to, at least by law, comply with the existing law, right?"

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 2d

Same character used in Hanzi (Chinese) for the Dao in Daoism. Basically Laozi was a 6th Century BC version of the band Fastball telling everyone about The Way

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 3d

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 5d

You can make it to make your profile photo somehow look even uglier in a vaguely cartoonish sort of way

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 6d

Bark terrorism

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🎃 Josh-O-Lantern 🎃 @thejoshofit.bsky.social · 6d

Logging on:

Maddy 🎃🧟‍♀️💀🧛‍♀️👻 @maddymatinee.bsky.social · 6d

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 6d

Best I can do is a birthday cake emoji react

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 7d

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 7d

Just saw Tron:Ares. Calling it now: Jared Fogle is gonna win another Oscar

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the ghost of pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · 7d

i don't want to wake up and immediately read what you lot have to say! many of you have untreated personality disorders and strange fetishes!

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Sándwich Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 8d

Weeknight meal care of Trader Joe’s (TJ) and Costco (CC):
- Autumnal harvest pasta sauce (TJ)
- holiday vegetable hash (TJ), roasted w/ amylu chicken basil meatballs (CC)
- Rana Italian sausage ravioli (CC)
- lacinato kale leaves (TJ) crisped in the oven
Got rave reviews! 🍽️