How much you get in Chicago? In Madison 3-4”

The more the horse, the more the profit

Hell yeah, what’s the source on the croissant?

Patches says hello to Midge!!

Microsoft Surface powered by Copilot:

I’m sorry that you are getting sacked repeatedly. Here are some tips to avoid getting sacked:
- try throwing the ball before the defender gets to you.
- run away from the opposing team, which will give you more time to throw.
- try running plays instead.

*molly Shannon voice* supermooon

I am of the opinion that Paul hurriedly wrote the song on the limo ride to the studio, which imo adds to the charm

I know that Chef Gordon Ramsay is trying to look authoritative and masculine with that pose but it IMO it makes him look a little chilly, which since it’s a frozen meal kinda fits

Surprise, confusion, and elation, in that order

Breathe.

I’ve always liked the chorizo burrito at Colectivo while acknowledging that it’s overpriced. Do I attempt making my own better version?

哇～～

Is that some 牛肉汤面 🤤

As someone whose spouse isn’t a fan of chicken pot pies, I am coveting your planned creation

Er, snow *blower*. I just have delusions of grandeur that I’m Mr. Plow.