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@laplanck.bsky.social
Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
things are getting REAL on the Southwest Chief, apparently
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
things are getting REAL on the Southwest Chief, apparently
ladies and gentlemen, Phil Castellini
What a terrible way to actually run your baseball team.
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
ladies and gentlemen, Phil Castellini
idk this seems bad
BREAKING: The University of Utah board of trustees has officially approved an endeavor to create a for-profit entity called Utah Brands & Entertainment LLC in partnership with Otro Capital that will infuse $500M+ in equity partnership to the athletics department.
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
idk this seems bad
Oh please we all know Sam Altman’s baby is being raised by a woman named Gricela whom he pays $10 per hour in cash and threatens to call La Migra on when she complains about it
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oh please we all know Sam Altman’s baby is being raised by a woman named Gricela whom he pays $10 per hour in cash and threatens to call La Migra on when she complains about it
Another night of elves with @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Another night of elves with @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
The ABSOLUTE SHADE thrown by this post, my goodness
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The ABSOLUTE SHADE thrown by this post, my goodness
Gotta let these guys cool off, then put them in the fridge.
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Gotta let these guys cool off, then put them in the fridge.
I’m volunteering to help with set setup for the grade school musical this year, so now I get performing arts emails from the teacher in charge. (Previously only @tousledpigtails.bsky.social got them.) These are unhinged. Ma’am just say “Performing Arts update 12/8” or whatever.
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I’m volunteering to help with set setup for the grade school musical this year, so now I get performing arts emails from the teacher in charge. (Previously only @tousledpigtails.bsky.social got them.) These are unhinged. Ma’am just say “Performing Arts update 12/8” or whatever.
Ended up doing other dinner. But the drums are marinated and expire today so: time for LATE NIGHT COOKIN’ FOR LEFTOVERS
December 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Ended up doing other dinner. But the drums are marinated and expire today so: time for LATE NIGHT COOKIN’ FOR LEFTOVERS
This is the stuff of resignation letter legends
Max Huntsman, the inspector general tasked with holding the LA Sheriff’s Department to account, is retiring… and going out with a bang in this letter 🔥
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This is the stuff of resignation letter legends
“Well we’re in Cedar-Riverside, there MUST be some Somalis here”
ICE raided Augsburg University in Minnesota and allegedly pointed guns at students.
They didn’t have a warrant to be on private property, and students are shaken and left feeling unsafe.
At least one was detained.
They’re not going after criminals.
They’re grabbing anyone they can.
They didn’t have a warrant to be on private property, and students are shaken and left feeling unsafe.
At least one was detained.
They’re not going after criminals.
They’re grabbing anyone they can.
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
“Well we’re in Cedar-Riverside, there MUST be some Somalis here”
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This is my nation’s favorite sport, it is legalized battery between armored men who play in colorful pajamas, the sight of it is an grotesquerie we should hide from God’s eyes whenever possible
I love it more than life itself
I love it more than life itself
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This is my nation’s favorite sport, it is legalized battery between armored men who play in colorful pajamas, the sight of it is an grotesquerie we should hide from God’s eyes whenever possible
I love it more than life itself
I love it more than life itself
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jay bybee? JAY BYBEE?
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
jay bybee? JAY BYBEE?
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They’re showing the game here and I have had to explain four dick pill ads to my son
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
They’re showing the game here and I have had to explain four dick pill ads to my son
Enjoying dinner at the home of pizza
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Enjoying dinner at the home of pizza
Not watching so WHAT ON EARTH
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Not watching so WHAT ON EARTH
Feel like this is now a collector’s item
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Feel like this is now a collector’s item
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Sunstein posted an admirably frank essay yesterday on the Unitary Executive Theory:
How he participated in this elite bipartisan political consensus —
and how he has been persuaded by overwhelming historical evidence that he & other high-ranking lawyers were wrong.
open.substack.com/pub/casssuns...
How he participated in this elite bipartisan political consensus —
and how he has been persuaded by overwhelming historical evidence that he & other high-ranking lawyers were wrong.
open.substack.com/pub/casssuns...
The Unitary Executive
Notes on how people know things
open.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Sunstein posted an admirably frank essay yesterday on the Unitary Executive Theory:
How he participated in this elite bipartisan political consensus —
and how he has been persuaded by overwhelming historical evidence that he & other high-ranking lawyers were wrong.
open.substack.com/pub/casssuns...
How he participated in this elite bipartisan political consensus —
and how he has been persuaded by overwhelming historical evidence that he & other high-ranking lawyers were wrong.
open.substack.com/pub/casssuns...
From a friend who works for the Church:
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
From a friend who works for the Church:
Why don’t they trade for Joe Flacco
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Why don’t they trade for Joe Flacco
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December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
One thing you obviously didn’t learn was the billing rate of Biglaw partners
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
One thing you obviously didn’t learn was the billing rate of Biglaw partners
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it's genuinely insane to see boomers like piers morgan or whoever lecturing younger generations about how the instant gratification of phones and social media have ruined their generations. are you fucking insane? it's the boomers and xers who have been cooked down to a slurry by their phones
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
it's genuinely insane to see boomers like piers morgan or whoever lecturing younger generations about how the instant gratification of phones and social media have ruined their generations. are you fucking insane? it's the boomers and xers who have been cooked down to a slurry by their phones