Just put two in my next Ocado #sexuallysuggestive
October 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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The Ocado website seems to be down. *starts rioting/looting* *turns over police car*
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Ocado must’ve known I’m sick so sent the shopping in the best van 🐷
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Friend reports differential pricing at M&S: Collections range Chateauneuf du Pape £35 at King’s X, £32.50 Cannon St, £26 Stratford Westfield; base price £25 via Ocado (but out of stock)
October 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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If you have even a medium-sized turkish grocer near you, they will have some in their freezer, for sure and Ocado also sell the Pickard's posh frozen ones. A x
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I give Ocado a lot of shit but I'm a big fan of their If An Item Already In Your Order Is In The Flash Sales The Discount Will Automatically Be Applied feature.
October 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Ocado have little boats as well as vans, right?
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Well now. Last time I checked my postcode the computer said no. But Ocado dint come north of Harrogate. Or didn’t!!
October 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Answered an unknown call in case it was Ocado delivering early, said hello and just got an evil-sounding recorded voice saying "goodbye" in a tone that might be used by a supervillain as they fling you into a pit of vipers. Bit unnerved now. Never answering my phone again.
October 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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because you can't afford anywhere to rent parking up in a layby and banging your other half when an ocado van drives by.
getting stuck at the turn styles at a tube station because you're not from that london and no not everyone understands this shit calm down.
it britain.
getting stuck at the turn styles at a tube station because you're not from that london and no not everyone understands this shit calm down.
it britain.
September 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I've booked an Ocado delivery of 18 boxes of Lindor to be delivered to my mother at her request.
What extra item could I add for shits and giggles?
What extra item could I add for shits and giggles?
September 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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LES DELIVERY SLOTS OCADO DE NOËL SONT ARRIVÉS
it pains me to have to add the #peakWestLondon hashtag but I can’t say I don’t deserve it
it pains me to have to add the #peakWestLondon hashtag but I can’t say I don’t deserve it
September 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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#Ocado responds to comments unrelated to SFH in a post with supporters' comments, which means they've definitely seen them.
Let's keep the pressure + make our message even more visible 💪❤️🔥 Ocado must pull their online ads!
Take action:
💬 www.facebook.com/ocado
📧 ocadoosp.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
Let's keep the pressure + make our message even more visible 💪❤️🔥 Ocado must pull their online ads!
Take action:
💬 www.facebook.com/ocado
📧 ocadoosp.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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A huge thanks to everyone who has contacted Ocado! Let's keep the momentum 💪
One brand at a time, we'll make hate and misinformation unprofitable in print and digital media 💥
Take action and urge #Ocado to #StopFundingHate:
💬 www.facebook.com/ocado
📧 ocadoosp.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
One brand at a time, we'll make hate and misinformation unprofitable in print and digital media 💥
Take action and urge #Ocado to #StopFundingHate:
💬 www.facebook.com/ocado
📧 ocadoosp.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
Submit a request – Ocado OSP
ocadoosp.zendesk.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Ocado delivery has been and everything is put away. Now crocheting and drinking tea. Oh god I’m old.
September 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Ah, EasyJet and Boots say they'll get it removed. Ocado says no comment. Can't imagine their customers will be too impressed. #c4news
September 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#Ocado advertising on GB News’ YouTube goes against everything the brand stands for: equality, inclusion, and climate action.
Tag and contact #Ocado on Threads and Instagram, asking them to #StopFundingHate:
🟣 Threads: www.threads.com/@ocadouk?xmt...
🟣 Instagram: www.instagram.com/ocadouk
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Tag and contact #Ocado on Threads and Instagram, asking them to #StopFundingHate:
🟣 Threads: www.threads.com/@ocadouk?xmt...
🟣 Instagram: www.instagram.com/ocadouk
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September 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Just done my Xmas Ocado order.
In September.
Because that's normal.
In September.
Because that's normal.
September 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Are we now willing to accept that advertiser-boycott group Stop Funding Hate - who were roundly denounced in one editorial and opinion column after another as fascists, totalitarians and disgusting bullies - were probably correct, and that it was their critics who were just fine with fascism.
September 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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How #Ocado can do the right thing:
1. Exclude GB News in Google AdSense settings.
2. There's no step two (it's really that easy!).
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1. Exclude GB News in Google AdSense settings.
2. There's no step two (it's really that easy!).
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September 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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What a great padded social ! Loads of new faces it’s always great to see !! This is what the hangover nappy looks like ! Also as I took this pic bloody Ocado came knocking haha
September 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Ocado's other socials:
🟣 Facebook: www.facebook.com/ocado
🟣 X: x.com/Ocado
#Ocado's customer service:
📞 Call: 0345 656 1234 (7am-12am)
💬 WhatsApp: 07458154453 (7am-12am)
📧 Email: ocadoosp.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
It's never been more urgent for brands to advertise ethically.
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🟣 Facebook: www.facebook.com/ocado
🟣 X: x.com/Ocado
#Ocado's customer service:
📞 Call: 0345 656 1234 (7am-12am)
💬 WhatsApp: 07458154453 (7am-12am)
📧 Email: ocadoosp.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
It's never been more urgent for brands to advertise ethically.
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September 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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It’s hard not to draw a comparison to the saccharine sweetness of Heartstopper.
Heartstopper feels like a gentrified retelling. Beautiful Thing but if all the characters had Ocado accounts.
I’m glad there was a time when working class kids had media representation.
Heartstopper feels like a gentrified retelling. Beautiful Thing but if all the characters had Ocado accounts.
I’m glad there was a time when working class kids had media representation.
Just watched Beautiful Thing again after many years and it really stands up.
The script is brilliant. It still makes me laugh all these years later and it tugs like hell on my heart strings. And the soundtrack is lush.
It’s actually just a really good film.
The script is brilliant. It still makes me laugh all these years later and it tugs like hell on my heart strings. And the soundtrack is lush.
It’s actually just a really good film.
September 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Ocado has been old out of Fruit Pastille Lollies for two weeks now
September 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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