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Scott
@scottnotscot.bsky.social
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I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open. Oxford. 🏳️‍🌈. He/him https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 3h
Oh no! Was it one of those cases where the conversation was about something you're not involved in, so you zone out a bit then a question comes at you out of the blue? I get caught out by those sometimes.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 3h
I have survived, Carwyn. And that's something.

I've actually been quite productive today! How about yours?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 3h
Were you living in New York?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 8h
Well now I know. It was bizarre how still in the air it was managing to be! I've never seen one do it before.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 8h
I suppose it could work for any time from Monday through to Friday lunch time.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 8h
I saw this bird yesterday and thought it would make a good metaphor for that Monday feeling.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
Much better. I can point out when you miss a bit too.
ralph from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers waving .
ALT: ralph from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers waving .
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
Come on Nicky, you know I have the body of an aging twink. I can maybe, maybe, move a metric fuckkilogram for you.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
And with that, I'm yours.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
Embrace you? At least buy me a drink first.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
I'm not sure about your brand of positivity.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
Not the people with a coke problem?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 20h
I can't stand the sensation. Hate it.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 20h
Popping candy...
a woman is making a funny face and saying `` no '' .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and saying `` no '' .
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 21h
The roasts look like 10/10s.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 22h
Right? I love the colour.
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Markonthemaps (Mark Ovenden) @markonthemaps.bsky.social · 1d
Network Rail workers still have great sense of humour.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 22h
This is making me peckish.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 22h
A little mini-break?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 22h
That's very generous of you Andy. Good of you to share.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
Are you sure it's not Penniñes?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
She had to ask someone, so we'll never know what was going through her head.

We joked that maybe she thought it sounded like paninis.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
Would you like me to show you my Boodie?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
The DJ on Radio 1 didn't know how to pronounce "The Pennines" just now.

Awkward.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
It'll make a change from my usual three-piece suit as loungewear.

And I see! I always thought it sounded like one but couldn't work it out.
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