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Scott
@scottnotscot.bsky.social
I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open.

Oxford. 🏳️‍🌈. He/him

https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
Oh god I know. I'd die.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Oh pane and suffering is a good one!
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You and me both.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It looks like you need a blower.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I think Meghan Trainor is a singer. Not sure about the other one. They're on an American TV show of some sort.
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The what what what what?
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
They clearly don't have much work to do.
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I just started it then decided it was too much effort. Soz.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The BIGGEST Photoshop yet... 😜
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I better get started preparing your birthday present!
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Oh shhhh 😳. Good morning, Kevin!
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
You have a birthday looming?
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy birthday!
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
You'll make me blush.
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
So much colour coordination! I love it.
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Oh god.

You know, I still don't really understand sororities and fraternities. I'm not sure I want to.
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
10 hours 40 min?! Truly witchcraft.

Hope you make good use of all the energy you must have from being so well rested.
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I don't get the recognition I deserve.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I'd sign up for him to take me to the Far East, do a cruise, see lots of amazing places all as part of a plot to kill me.
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Phew! Looks like the dinosaur in picture 3 just missed you!
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Oh... Well that's just me.
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I didn't get many good photos, but it was really. Very satisfied!
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM