Scott
@scottnotscot.bsky.social
I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open.
Oxford. 🏳️🌈. He/him
https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
Oxford. 🏳️🌈. He/him
https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
I don't remember why I took this photo, but someone clearly deserved my "sure Jan" face.
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I don't remember why I took this photo, but someone clearly deserved my "sure Jan" face.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
I don't remember why I took this photo, but someone clearly deserved my "sure Jan" face.
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I don't remember why I took this photo, but someone clearly deserved my "sure Jan" face.
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Everything about this is *so* American.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Everything about this is *so* American.
Any ideas what this is meant to be a drawing of on the label of this Japanese soda bottle?
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Any ideas what this is meant to be a drawing of on the label of this Japanese soda bottle?
Didcot's Christmas lights are pretty good this year.
Honestly, I'm not being sarcastic - this is just the only serviceable photo I took of them while I was out this evening.
Honestly, I'm not being sarcastic - this is just the only serviceable photo I took of them while I was out this evening.
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Didcot's Christmas lights are pretty good this year.
Honestly, I'm not being sarcastic - this is just the only serviceable photo I took of them while I was out this evening.
Honestly, I'm not being sarcastic - this is just the only serviceable photo I took of them while I was out this evening.
I've only owned 3 cars:
2002 Toyota Yaris
2013 Seat Ibiza
2017 Audi Q2
The Yaris gained a yellow go-faster stripe/dent down the passenger side when the other half scraped it on a pillar while he was moving house for us single-handedly. Didn't bother getting it repaired...
2002 Toyota Yaris
2013 Seat Ibiza
2017 Audi Q2
The Yaris gained a yellow go-faster stripe/dent down the passenger side when the other half scraped it on a pillar while he was moving house for us single-handedly. Didn't bother getting it repaired...
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
1983 VW Polo MK2
1990 Peugeot 309
2007 Peugeot 206
2013 VW Polo MK5
2023 Toyota Yaris
The Yaris is the fastest and most powerful of the lot!
1983 VW Polo MK2
1990 Peugeot 309
2007 Peugeot 206
2013 VW Polo MK5
2023 Toyota Yaris
The Yaris is the fastest and most powerful of the lot!
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned.
2005 Renault Clio "Authentique" (with the 1.2 8v engine...)
2006 VW Golf Mk5
2010 Volvo C30
2013 Mercedes SLK250d
2015 Mercedes C220d... which continues to ferry me around today.
2005 Renault Clio "Authentique" (with the 1.2 8v engine...)
2006 VW Golf Mk5
2010 Volvo C30
2013 Mercedes SLK250d
2015 Mercedes C220d... which continues to ferry me around today.
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I've only owned 3 cars:
2002 Toyota Yaris
2013 Seat Ibiza
2017 Audi Q2
The Yaris gained a yellow go-faster stripe/dent down the passenger side when the other half scraped it on a pillar while he was moving house for us single-handedly. Didn't bother getting it repaired...
2002 Toyota Yaris
2013 Seat Ibiza
2017 Audi Q2
The Yaris gained a yellow go-faster stripe/dent down the passenger side when the other half scraped it on a pillar while he was moving house for us single-handedly. Didn't bother getting it repaired...
Seeing as it's the first day of the UK championship, my worst snooker joke:
What did the snooker referee say when he walked into the loo at a Weatherspoons?
That's foul and a miss.
What did the snooker referee say when he walked into the loo at a Weatherspoons?
That's foul and a miss.
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Seeing as it's the first day of the UK championship, my worst snooker joke:
What did the snooker referee say when he walked into the loo at a Weatherspoons?
That's foul and a miss.
What did the snooker referee say when he walked into the loo at a Weatherspoons?
That's foul and a miss.
Further evidence that I'm very much in touch with the zeitgeist and pop culture trends:
I learned about the latest dance craze via the Prime Minister.
I learned about the latest dance craze via the Prime Minister.
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Further evidence that I'm very much in touch with the zeitgeist and pop culture trends:
I learned about the latest dance craze via the Prime Minister.
I learned about the latest dance craze via the Prime Minister.
Reposted by Scott
My wife got really upset when I brought home an assortment of dried fruits..
Obviously, one of us doesn't understand the term "Date Night".
Obviously, one of us doesn't understand the term "Date Night".
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My wife got really upset when I brought home an assortment of dried fruits..
Obviously, one of us doesn't understand the term "Date Night".
Obviously, one of us doesn't understand the term "Date Night".
That's it: I'm unplugging and going to live under a rock somewhere far away from anything resembling a computer.
Ok I'm not really, but this is just gross. And the irony of it being a "gospel" album named "Faithful Soul". It's a bit on the nose.
Ok I'm not really, but this is just gross. And the irony of it being a "gospel" album named "Faithful Soul". It's a bit on the nose.
An AI-generated Christian artist named Solomon Ray has taken the gospel music world by storm after topping the iTunes and Billboard charts with his album “Faithful Soul.”
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
The No. 1 Christian artist topping the charts has no soul — thanks to AI
“I think that it’s really weird to be opening up your spirit to something that has no spirit.”
nypost.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That's it: I'm unplugging and going to live under a rock somewhere far away from anything resembling a computer.
Ok I'm not really, but this is just gross. And the irony of it being a "gospel" album named "Faithful Soul". It's a bit on the nose.
Ok I'm not really, but this is just gross. And the irony of it being a "gospel" album named "Faithful Soul". It's a bit on the nose.
Two of the most blessed days coincide today: Friday and pay day.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Two of the most blessed days coincide today: Friday and pay day.
I just had a conversation about politics and the budget with my Daily Mail reading mother and I think I managed to turn around her opinions on a few things. I am in shock.
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I just had a conversation about politics and the budget with my Daily Mail reading mother and I think I managed to turn around her opinions on a few things. I am in shock.
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
I've been watching Pluribus for 20 minutes and I'm pretty sure it's not for me...
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I've been watching Pluribus for 20 minutes and I'm pretty sure it's not for me...
Ahhh that "life flashing before your eyes" moment when you start choking on something and you're home alone for the next six hours...
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ahhh that "life flashing before your eyes" moment when you start choking on something and you're home alone for the next six hours...
Watching a TV program with people in the Foreign Office.
Other half: "that doesn't look like the Foreign Office in the Diplomat."
Me: "it doesn't look like the Foreign Office that we VISITED IN PERSON either."
Other half: "that doesn't look like the Foreign Office in the Diplomat."
Me: "it doesn't look like the Foreign Office that we VISITED IN PERSON either."
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Watching a TV program with people in the Foreign Office.
Other half: "that doesn't look like the Foreign Office in the Diplomat."
Me: "it doesn't look like the Foreign Office that we VISITED IN PERSON either."
Other half: "that doesn't look like the Foreign Office in the Diplomat."
Me: "it doesn't look like the Foreign Office that we VISITED IN PERSON either."
I've found a day and a half of holiday allowance I'd forgotten about that needs to be used by the end of the year.
What should I do with it? Silly or serious suggestions appreciated.
What should I do with it? Silly or serious suggestions appreciated.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I've found a day and a half of holiday allowance I'd forgotten about that needs to be used by the end of the year.
What should I do with it? Silly or serious suggestions appreciated.
What should I do with it? Silly or serious suggestions appreciated.
I suppose that means I won't be able to go for a lunch time run like I planned. Oh well, I am *truly* heartbroken.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I suppose that means I won't be able to go for a lunch time run like I planned. Oh well, I am *truly* heartbroken.
We've got a nice new duvet coming tomorrow and I'm in the unusual position of looking forward to going to bed on a night in the future rather than tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
We've got a nice new duvet coming tomorrow and I'm in the unusual position of looking forward to going to bed on a night in the future rather than tonight.
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I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme
A Chinook just flew over low enough that the whole house shook.
Dramatised reconstruction:
Dramatised reconstruction:
a helicopter is flying over a field with a cloudy sky behind it
ALT: a helicopter is flying over a field with a cloudy sky behind it
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A Chinook just flew over low enough that the whole house shook.
Dramatised reconstruction:
Dramatised reconstruction:
To the tune of "Young Hearts Run Free":
🎶 Our drains run free
🎶 Never be backed up
🎶 Backed up like they used to be
🎶 Our drains run free
🎶 Never be backed up
🎶 Backed up like they used to be
I have to admire the optimism of the guy in Toolstation staying "have a good evening" to someone (me) picking up two manhole keys at 4 on a Saturday afternoon.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
To the tune of "Young Hearts Run Free":
🎶 Our drains run free
🎶 Never be backed up
🎶 Backed up like they used to be
🎶 Our drains run free
🎶 Never be backed up
🎶 Backed up like they used to be
I ate half my bowl of cereal before I realised the oat milk had gone bad 🤢.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I ate half my bowl of cereal before I realised the oat milk had gone bad 🤢.
I was qualified, I interviewed, I got offered a job, and it allowed me to fulfil my main goal of moving out of my parents' house.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I was qualified, I interviewed, I got offered a job, and it allowed me to fulfil my main goal of moving out of my parents' house.
Gotta remember those big ars milfs.
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Gotta remember those big ars milfs.
Going into London? On a Sunday evening? What were we thinking?
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Going into London? On a Sunday evening? What were we thinking?