Scott
@scottnotscot.bsky.social
I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open.
Oxford. 🏳️🌈. He/him
https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
Oxford. 🏳️🌈. He/him
https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
I don't remember why I took this photo, but someone clearly deserved my "sure Jan" face.
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I don't remember why I took this photo, but someone clearly deserved my "sure Jan" face.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
I don't remember why I took this photo, but someone clearly deserved my "sure Jan" face.
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I don't remember why I took this photo, but someone clearly deserved my "sure Jan" face.
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I didn't get many good photos, but it was really. Very satisfied!
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I didn't get many good photos, but it was really. Very satisfied!
Any ideas what this is meant to be a drawing of on the label of this Japanese soda bottle?
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Any ideas what this is meant to be a drawing of on the label of this Japanese soda bottle?
Didcot's Christmas lights are pretty good this year.
Honestly, I'm not being sarcastic - this is just the only serviceable photo I took of them while I was out this evening.
Honestly, I'm not being sarcastic - this is just the only serviceable photo I took of them while I was out this evening.
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Didcot's Christmas lights are pretty good this year.
Honestly, I'm not being sarcastic - this is just the only serviceable photo I took of them while I was out this evening.
Honestly, I'm not being sarcastic - this is just the only serviceable photo I took of them while I was out this evening.
I'm sorry, I'm going to have to report you for driving underage.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I'm sorry, I'm going to have to report you for driving underage.
Two of the most blessed days coincide today: Friday and pay day.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Two of the most blessed days coincide today: Friday and pay day.
Is this what you were after?
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Is this what you were after?
I suppose that means I won't be able to go for a lunch time run like I planned. Oh well, I am *truly* heartbroken.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I suppose that means I won't be able to go for a lunch time run like I planned. Oh well, I am *truly* heartbroken.
Gotta remember those big ars milfs.
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Gotta remember those big ars milfs.
Are Curry's just recycling Orange branding from 20+ years ago?
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Are Curry's just recycling Orange branding from 20+ years ago?
Oh that's very clever. Look what happened when I tried.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh that's very clever. Look what happened when I tried.
A box of Cadbury "Favourites".
(Please ignore the fact I'm demolishing one the other half's birthday presents.)
(Please ignore the fact I'm demolishing one the other half's birthday presents.)
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
A box of Cadbury "Favourites".
(Please ignore the fact I'm demolishing one the other half's birthday presents.)
(Please ignore the fact I'm demolishing one the other half's birthday presents.)
I'd never heard of a Cadbury Moro before. It's basically like their attempt at a Mars bar.
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I'd never heard of a Cadbury Moro before. It's basically like their attempt at a Mars bar.
Early morning cheers ft. bed hair.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Early morning cheers ft. bed hair.
OneDrive has reminded me how I used to be even less diligent with keeping my hair reasonably tidy.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
OneDrive has reminded me how I used to be even less diligent with keeping my hair reasonably tidy.
Work done. Time to make dessert.
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Work done. Time to make dessert.
I enjoyed my first one in ages last night...
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I enjoyed my first one in ages last night...
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You'll be so jealous of me in about an hour (unless you're a vegetarian or don't eat beef).
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You'll be so jealous of me in about an hour (unless you're a vegetarian or don't eat beef).
Also, turns out the aliens are kept at a Thames Water site outside Oxford.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Also, turns out the aliens are kept at a Thames Water site outside Oxford.