Keri Warbis
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
Everything is weird
(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
‘Yeah. Sorry I’m running late for work. It’s taken me ages to find number 10 on my advent calendar. Cheers.’
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
‘Yeah. Sorry I’m running late for work. It’s taken me ages to find number 10 on my advent calendar. Cheers.’
Eating cheese on toast in bed after 11pm.
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Eating cheese on toast in bed after 11pm.
This evening I’ve recorded a Christmas podcast with two very funny people.
One is in Portugal. One is in the Netherlands.
Wholeheartedly recommend the internet.
And Sherry.
Off to bed now. Don’t worry.
One is in Portugal. One is in the Netherlands.
Wholeheartedly recommend the internet.
And Sherry.
Off to bed now. Don’t worry.
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This evening I’ve recorded a Christmas podcast with two very funny people.
One is in Portugal. One is in the Netherlands.
Wholeheartedly recommend the internet.
And Sherry.
Off to bed now. Don’t worry.
One is in Portugal. One is in the Netherlands.
Wholeheartedly recommend the internet.
And Sherry.
Off to bed now. Don’t worry.
Oh God I get so stuck in places where I cannot possibly ever foresee any kind of movement whatsoever fossilised Keri here we come do not request or demand any kind of shift from where I am kind of thing.
Tortoises live quite a long time.
Mainly due to copying me.
Tortoises live quite a long time.
Mainly due to copying me.
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh God I get so stuck in places where I cannot possibly ever foresee any kind of movement whatsoever fossilised Keri here we come do not request or demand any kind of shift from where I am kind of thing.
Tortoises live quite a long time.
Mainly due to copying me.
Tortoises live quite a long time.
Mainly due to copying me.
Cheese is so often the answer.
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Cheese is so often the answer.
Honestly think Grok is a hunched over chap in a grey marl tracksuit sweating and mainly eating badly fried chicken.
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Honestly think Grok is a hunched over chap in a grey marl tracksuit sweating and mainly eating badly fried chicken.
I recommend Sherry.
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I recommend Sherry.
Just sitting in the school car park painting my nails to Kylie’s ‘Love at First Sight’ before starting work hbu 💅🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Just sitting in the school car park painting my nails to Kylie’s ‘Love at First Sight’ before starting work hbu 💅🏻
Also, who knew that the woman I have sat next to at work for the past year has always had an all-consuming burning desire to own a pet chimpanzee? 🐒
Still awestruck with total admiration for the woman at our team Christmas meal out in town last night who abruptly stood up and declared
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Also, who knew that the woman I have sat next to at work for the past year has always had an all-consuming burning desire to own a pet chimpanzee? 🐒
Still awestruck with total admiration for the woman at our team Christmas meal out in town last night who abruptly stood up and declared
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Still awestruck with total admiration for the woman at our team Christmas meal out in town last night who abruptly stood up and declared
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
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When you're 33 but your Spotify listening age is 32
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When you're 33 but your Spotify listening age is 32
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log in
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
log in
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
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My phone generated a photo album called like "loving memories" with a photo of me and my partner at dinner as the cover, and when I opened it it was just various pizzas I've eaten over the last few years with sentimental music.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My phone generated a photo album called like "loving memories" with a photo of me and my partner at dinner as the cover, and when I opened it it was just various pizzas I've eaten over the last few years with sentimental music.
They’ve gone early with their tree here.
Be a brown crisp come the 25th.
Be a brown crisp come the 25th.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
They’ve gone early with their tree here.
Be a brown crisp come the 25th.
Be a brown crisp come the 25th.
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Subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
A great soup.
A great song.
What can I say?
A great song.
What can I say?
Making broccoli and stilton soup whilst singing Sailing by Christopher Cross.
hbu
hbu
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A great soup.
A great song.
What can I say?
A great song.
What can I say?
Making broccoli and stilton soup whilst singing Sailing by Christopher Cross.
hbu
hbu
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Making broccoli and stilton soup whilst singing Sailing by Christopher Cross.
hbu
hbu
Julie Andrews is reading Pride and Prejudice to me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Julie Andrews is reading Pride and Prejudice to me.
If fish fingers chips and peas* were a person, it would be me this evening.
*with mayonnaise, salt, a lemon wedge and a large glass of Ribena
The dinner you make is basically you at that time in food form, isn’t it?
*with mayonnaise, salt, a lemon wedge and a large glass of Ribena
The dinner you make is basically you at that time in food form, isn’t it?
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If fish fingers chips and peas* were a person, it would be me this evening.
*with mayonnaise, salt, a lemon wedge and a large glass of Ribena
The dinner you make is basically you at that time in food form, isn’t it?
*with mayonnaise, salt, a lemon wedge and a large glass of Ribena
The dinner you make is basically you at that time in food form, isn’t it?
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You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
Just thought an email entitled ‘Charity Abseil’ was about a student named that.
(A sign of the times working in a secondary school in 2025).
(A sign of the times working in a secondary school in 2025).
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Just thought an email entitled ‘Charity Abseil’ was about a student named that.
(A sign of the times working in a secondary school in 2025).
(A sign of the times working in a secondary school in 2025).
Just scratched my back with a spaghetti server spoon.
10/10 Recommend. 👍🏻
10/10 Recommend. 👍🏻
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just scratched my back with a spaghetti server spoon.
10/10 Recommend. 👍🏻
10/10 Recommend. 👍🏻
Taxi driver complimented me on my whistling.
Nice tip coming his way 💅🏻
Nice tip coming his way 💅🏻
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Taxi driver complimented me on my whistling.
Nice tip coming his way 💅🏻
Nice tip coming his way 💅🏻
No finer (non homemade) soup lunch than Heinz cream of tomato with grated cheese on a freezing day.
#soupfluencer
#soupfluencer
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
No finer (non homemade) soup lunch than Heinz cream of tomato with grated cheese on a freezing day.
#soupfluencer
#soupfluencer