Ross Sayers
@rosssayers.bsky.social
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Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine) he/him 📍Glasgow, Scotland
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rosssayers.bsky.social
You: our Prime Minister is embarrassing

Average Bluesky reply: um we don't have a Prime Minister, we have a President??? Trump, ever heard of him???
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jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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gotanideaforapod.bsky.social
Our first episode is now live on Spotify and Apple Music!

We debate five things we love and hate about podcasts, and which of them should go to Podcast Heaven or Podcast Hell...
Blue sticky note featuring the title of this week's episode: "Podcast Heaven & Hell".
rosssayers.bsky.social
Overheard at the shop just now.

Elderly man: one ticket for the lottery tonight. A winning ticket please!
Young guy behind him: I want half of that since I let you go in front of me!

Just classic, no nonsense shop banter. Bosh.
rosssayers.bsky.social
The first episode of 'I've Got An Idea For A Podcast' is now live if you fancy listening 💡

open.spotify.com/episode/4ovg...
Episode logo, with the title on a blue post it. 'Podcast Heaven & Hell'.
rosssayers.bsky.social
'There were only 5 people with him in that room' ...it better have been one of them or I swear to god
rosssayers.bsky.social
Whodunnit books where it turns out no one done it (suicide/accident) are a giant waste of time and the authors are cowards
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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gotanideaforapod.bsky.social
A little taster of the pod. First episode tomorrow!
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rosssayers.bsky.social
Me and my partner Ashley have started a podcast (yes FINALLY a couple are doing a podcast). First episode out tomorrow, here's a clip explaining the concept!
gotanideaforapod.bsky.social
A little taster of the pod. First episode tomorrow!
rosssayers.bsky.social
Me and my partner Ashley have started a podcast (yes FINALLY a couple are doing a podcast). First episode out tomorrow, here's a clip explaining the concept!
gotanideaforapod.bsky.social
A little taster of the pod. First episode tomorrow!
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rosssayers.bsky.social
Is this a good deal for a tube of toothpaste
Colgate stand at Sainsbury's showing the price tag for a 125ml tube of Colgate Total as £7.70 (seven pounds seventy pence).
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henrymance.ft.com
The right-wing campaign group that helped topple Roe v Wade in the US is now working to roll back abortion laws in the UK, with the help of Nigel Farage.

Its first step? Trying to create a debate around "free speech"
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/w...
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rosssayers.bsky.social
Headline of every article about AI: Meet The Man Who's Using AI To Wipe His Bum

Quote from the article: 'I'm saving so much time!'

Final line of the article: AI has changed this man's life for the better, although I couldn't help notice he stunk and his bum was caked in shit
rosssayers.bsky.social
[The Grim Reaper, standing behind a man eating 3kg of cola bottles]

Time to come with m-

*His phone starts ringing*

Hello? Oh. Watkins eh. Lol. ok I'll leave this guy and be right there
rosssayers.bsky.social
Sorry but a buddy comedy about two comedians who have to find good causes to give millions in blood money to before they're cancelled at midnight...I'd watch that
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rosssayers.bsky.social
Robbie Williams making Julia Roberts scoot down so he can sit in position #1 after his performance, instead of the regular end of the sofa spot. That's why he's the GOAT.
Graham Norton's sofa, left to right: Robbie Williams, Julia Roberts, Colin Farrell, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Gloria Estefan.
rosssayers.bsky.social
Ok I'll be the one to say it....Tenable is a superior gameshow to Tipping Point and they should swap slots on the lineup
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rosssayers.bsky.social
MIRANDA: the new Taylor Swift album is boring

CHARLOTTE: I think it's a little unseemly how many men she's been with

SAMANTHA: oh please those are rookie numbers

CARRIE: Big is performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
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heresy.bsky.social
Over 50 Gazans killed since the terror colony agreed in principle to the ceasefire but not ratified it. The meeting to ratify it has been cancelled. They are just gonna keep killing until Trump notices and gets annoyed bc of his Nobel peace prize.
rosssayers.bsky.social
[watching Scotland play football] ugh [remembering the World Cup is in America and likely to be a disaster] a principled protest, purposefully choosing to not play football, well done boys
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.