#CRANK
Where were you when I went to war on my left crank?!
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Dear NBC Sports, you have too many sports to watch them all at the same time, please remove 2. I am not a crank
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February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Greece got a crank who assured the world, "The best is yet to come!"...
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Yes, all of this thread and the post it quotes, too.

The thing Ms Hart doesn’t understand is she’s winning a race to the bottom, a race most of us aren’t in, because we care about our readers.

I can’t crank out 500 books a year, but I can write one GOOD book, therefore, I win.
I'm going to win.
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
When the only Republicans making sense are antisemtitic, conspiracy theorizing gun nuts like this crank, you know the party is in trouble.
Massie on Howard Lutnick: "He should just resign. Three people in Great Britain resigned for less than what we've seen Howard Lutnick lie about. He clearly went to the island, if we believe what's in these files. He was in business with Jeffrey Epstein."
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Best friend of Goodsprings, vilified by the Powder Gangers.

It's interesting that I get good karma for harvesting these guys for XP and loot while I lose karma for stealing their stuff.

Level 5, grabbed Educated at level 4. Since I'm running a high intelligence build, want to crank up the skills.
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
being able to only slowly work on stuff it is not at all helped when i can barely sleep. time to crank the sleep clock again ig
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I wish I had gotten my great grand-aunt’s meat grinder. It looked like it was made from iron and was affixed to the side of a table with a had crank thing. I loved that thing.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
LEGO Icons 11389 Project Hail Mary has a feature built into its display stand, and now we can see how the multi-function crank works.

www.brickfanatics.com/watch-lego-i...

#LEGO #LEGONews
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This will also like unpostively crank yank the opinionated in the lineup but

Cordial reminder, this is also just my coffee talk.

*puts hands into team pep talk in a manner of encouraging others to do the same for the hip hip haramb…*

Hashtag mas olas peligrosas.
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Amazing you can crank out art like this when your ass is dragon
February 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Ok, cool. If everyone can “write” a novel and every “author” can crank 300 “books” a year out, who’s reading them? Congrats you’ve created a flood of slop that’s devalued the joy of reading. You just want to be celebrated for “winning” an imaginary compilation.
fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.

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The New Fabio Is Claude
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February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It's a good time! My son spent half the time turning a crank that breaks a glass every millionth turn. It was on ~650,000 lol

National Museum of Mathematics share.google/ILpZIAuarVLU...
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National Museum of Mathematics: Inspiring math exploration and discovery
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February 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
time to crank the heat to 76 F and open the cabinets and maybe in a few hours i'll have water
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
...which ruled but was never going to make bank AND still manage to crank out really cool and interesting new ip; Pragmata, Kunitsugami, etc.

They invest in madness like Dragon's Dogma 2. Succeed. They take wild swings with their cash cow in Resi. Succeed. Expanded Monster Hunter...
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
CRANK
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February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I have a bunch of bike tinkering to do:

new crank/BB/Chainring on the nice gravel bike

Bleed/re-do the hydro brakes on the nice bike (uggh how do I properly dispose of DOT4/5.1 brake fluid?), the front brake was kinda squishy at the start of the year, maybe also needs new brake pads […]
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February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The Old Lions of jazz were so very special...
So are the Young Lions of Jazz...
And if you have never heard the amazing talent that is pianist Jacob Koller, crank up that second cup of coffee and get lost in this sublime rewire of this Erroll Garner tune..
#JazzMusic
#JazzSky
Misty - Jazz Piano Arrangement with Sheet Music by Jacob Koller
YouTube video by Jacob Koller / The Mad Arranger (Jacob Koller)
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February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I had to crank up the battery operated leaf blower for the shallow light snow. Doesn't help on crushed/driven through snow, but it is great to blast it away with all that high speed air
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The only unique American rw crank left is Curtis Sliwa.
Crank convergence is such a waste of the infinite potential of the human spirit; Naomi Wolf shouldn't be running third-tier Stop the Steal derivatives, she should be chronicling how the Catholic Church suppressed the memory of the Primordial Feminine Goddess and trying to translate Linear A.
Bill Ackman's fund, Pershing Square, manages 18 billion dollars for wealthy clients, billions of it for the Harvard Endowment

Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
…limited acquaintance, I can think of at least a half-dozen carvers that could take on a corinthian cap. I’m not a carver, just a minimally competent stonecutter, but even I can crank out classical mouldings by the mile.
February 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Weirdly enough, I’m seeing AI slop infiltrate fanfiction spaces. Some folks label it, but others just crank out story after story that no one reads. I recently blocked an author from my search results for this. No one is cranking out that much fanfic. And whyyy???
February 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Yes, GO SEAHAWKS! I loathe the Patriots even more so than when Brady was the QB. Shoutout to Bad Bunny! Looking forward to his show!! I will crank up the surround sound when he comes on!
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February 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Your path leads you to crank a good one.
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM