Gord Jorkins
@nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social
Beloved Canadian shit-poster. Top Following Christ Man of the Year. BlueSky elder.
My reactionary panic is not at all about technology being used it’s the 7 morally bankrupt idiots deploying this technology who do not care about saving lives but perpetuating a world historic financial boondoggle that’s destroying the environment and the minds of anyone who uses it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My reactionary panic is not at all about technology being used it’s the 7 morally bankrupt idiots deploying this technology who do not care about saving lives but perpetuating a world historic financial boondoggle that’s destroying the environment and the minds of anyone who uses it.
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Is this our first “meme” pope?
"What part of 'what you do for the least among you, you do for me' do you not understand?"
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Is this our first “meme” pope?
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did you get that photo of the president
sure did boss, real babadook, just like you wanted
what
sure did boss, real babadook, just like you wanted
what
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
did you get that photo of the president
sure did boss, real babadook, just like you wanted
what
sure did boss, real babadook, just like you wanted
what
Mark Carney continues to be not good at politics. Fuckin GREAT AT classic neoliberalism!
Mark Carney managed to trade a pipeline that will never get built for meaningful progress on industrial carbon pricing and electricity interties — both of which will get more wind and solar built.
Remember when people thought he wasn't good at politics? www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/27/o...
Remember when people thought he wasn't good at politics? www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/27/o...
The method to Mark Carney’s madness
The memorandum of understanding with Alberta might look like surrender. Look closer
www.nationalobserver.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Mark Carney continues to be not good at politics. Fuckin GREAT AT classic neoliberalism!
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I have more than 60 designs. I've only made the femme cut shirts and sweatshirts out of shirts that have sold at least once, but if you want something in a different style I will take requests! I've already sold a lot, thank you! But I don't make much from each shirt, so I need to sell more!
September 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I have more than 60 designs. I've only made the femme cut shirts and sweatshirts out of shirts that have sold at least once, but if you want something in a different style I will take requests! I've already sold a lot, thank you! But I don't make much from each shirt, so I need to sell more!
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Kneecap is suing Canadian MP Vince Gasparro for his lies and defamatory comments.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Kneecap is suing Canadian MP Vince Gasparro for his lies and defamatory comments.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
A Tristan Hopper piece on porn? I bet it gets weird immediately after the sub.
I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A Tristan Hopper piece on porn? I bet it gets weird immediately after the sub.
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liberal talking heads proving they have absolutely no convictions other than power and consulting contracts with how quickly they turned around on oil pipelines and climate policy
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
liberal talking heads proving they have absolutely no convictions other than power and consulting contracts with how quickly they turned around on oil pipelines and climate policy
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As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
The spaghetti at McDonalds? I’m lovin it!
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The spaghetti at McDonalds? I’m lovin it!
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Mark Carney presents himself as the steady hand Canada needs, but his politics amount to neoliberalism with a friendlier face. Canada needs more than tinkering around the edges of capitalism—we need a government willing to confront capital itself.
I read Mark Carney’s book so you don’t have to
Fortunately, we don’t have to rely on campaign literature to discern Mark Carney’s vision for the future. The decades he’s spent in both the private sector and the public service, as well as his 2021 ...
canadiandimension.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Mark Carney presents himself as the steady hand Canada needs, but his politics amount to neoliberalism with a friendlier face. Canada needs more than tinkering around the edges of capitalism—we need a government willing to confront capital itself.
The NDP should sound like this.
Carney’s deal with Danielle Smith is the sellout of the century: scrapping climate legislation for a pipeline that will never be built.
We need powerlines, not pipelines. Our path is through climate leadership & building good jobs in the clean economy.
We need powerlines, not pipelines. Our path is through climate leadership & building good jobs in the clean economy.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The NDP should sound like this.
You’re just playing his Gungan tonsils like a one note xylophone when he suddenly gags on it kicking, hitting the navigational controls sending you into hyperspace and hyper draining your balls. Dropping into regular space next to a black hole he says “Yousa not the only ting gettin sucked off.”
Happy Thanksgiving do you think jar jar binks sucked dick regular or extra sloppy?
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You’re just playing his Gungan tonsils like a one note xylophone when he suddenly gags on it kicking, hitting the navigational controls sending you into hyperspace and hyper draining your balls. Dropping into regular space next to a black hole he says “Yousa not the only ting gettin sucked off.”
I can’t say I’m looking forward to dying of some preventable, pollution related disease and going bankrupt in the process. Truly, The Alberta Advantage.
The Canada-Alberta deal pushes a pipeline AND
- Allows Alberta to delay cutting methane emissions
- Suspends clean energy regulations in Alberta
- Loosens restrictions on tax breaks for clean tech to encourage more oil drilling
- Allows oil tankers on the west coast
thenarwhal.ca/carney-alber...
- Allows Alberta to delay cutting methane emissions
- Suspends clean energy regulations in Alberta
- Loosens restrictions on tax breaks for clean tech to encourage more oil drilling
- Allows oil tankers on the west coast
thenarwhal.ca/carney-alber...
Carney’s Alberta pipeline deal weakens climate policies | The Narwhal
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s ‘grand bargain’ isn’t just about an Alberta pipeline —it also proposes rolling back a host of climate policies
thenarwhal.ca
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I can’t say I’m looking forward to dying of some preventable, pollution related disease and going bankrupt in the process. Truly, The Alberta Advantage.
Glinner and his encephalitic, big boy skull needs to be studied for science.
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Glinner and his encephalitic, big boy skull needs to be studied for science.
She’s still going to blame you for everything she does to hurt the people of this province @mark-carney.bsky.social.
@djclimenhaga.bsky.social: Alberta Premier Danielle Smith doesn’t need a pipeline to Prince Rupert, she just needs Prime Minister Mark Carney to promise she can have one, with sketchy details to follow.
#abpoli #canpoli
#abpoli #canpoli
Danielle Smith Wins Even If a Pipeline Is Never Built | The Tyee
The deal with Carney boosts the premier. But a lot of people are going to hate it.
thetyee.ca
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
She’s still going to blame you for everything she does to hurt the people of this province @mark-carney.bsky.social.
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I'm thankful for my ICE whistle.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm thankful for my ICE whistle.
All that investment Danielle Smith keeps wailing about is just vapour.
“Rather than reinvesting those profits in the Canadian economy, the four companies paid out $79.7 billion in dividends and share buybacks, nearly ¾ of which went to foreign shareholders, including 62% to American shareholders.”
www.theenergymix.com/u-s-owned-oi...
www.theenergymix.com/u-s-owned-oi...
U.S.-Owned Oil Sands Giants Send Profits Out of Canada Despite Public Support for Resource Sovereignty
Canada’s biggest oil sands producers are sending a large share of their profits out of the country to their shareholders in the United States, the CEO of the Trottier Family Foundation warns in an opi...
www.theenergymix.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
All that investment Danielle Smith keeps wailing about is just vapour.
Someone’s about to discover the Work/Life/Wall balance.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Someone’s about to discover the Work/Life/Wall balance.
I might honestly skip it. At no point in the last 2 months have I remotely cared.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I might honestly skip it. At no point in the last 2 months have I remotely cared.
Congrats to the balloon installation person in Utah who’s making a fortune on the three or four party installs per episode of Mormon Wives.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Congrats to the balloon installation person in Utah who’s making a fortune on the three or four party installs per episode of Mormon Wives.
Arizona. We can get you a Democratic senator but they fuckin suuuuuck.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Arizona. We can get you a Democratic senator but they fuckin suuuuuck.
It’s not porno Christmas until Hanz Peener falls out of Fuckatomi Plaza
Die Hard On is a German Christmas Porno
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It’s not porno Christmas until Hanz Peener falls out of Fuckatomi Plaza
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!