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@morchellandmath.bsky.social
Readin' books and just RIPPING math equations. Cookin. Differentiation, dad jokes,
& expletives. Rock on man.
& expletives. Rock on man.
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Nobody truly understood the nature of the essence and aura until I put on the boots…
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Nobody truly understood the nature of the essence and aura until I put on the boots…
What if the irksome part of the assertion is its accuracy repeatedly demonstrated with the production of evidence…
Wouldn’t that explain the postulates behind a perpetuated state of malaise for zero god damn reason?
Hint the answer is yes.
Wouldn’t that explain the postulates behind a perpetuated state of malaise for zero god damn reason?
Hint the answer is yes.
February 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
What if the irksome part of the assertion is its accuracy repeatedly demonstrated with the production of evidence…
Wouldn’t that explain the postulates behind a perpetuated state of malaise for zero god damn reason?
Hint the answer is yes.
Wouldn’t that explain the postulates behind a perpetuated state of malaise for zero god damn reason?
Hint the answer is yes.
👍
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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Eric Alper as a that guy. We all have traits inside of us for sure but my gumdrops.
Also I don’t actually care.
Also I don’t actually care.
February 1, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Eric Alper as a that guy. We all have traits inside of us for sure but my gumdrops.
Also I don’t actually care.
Also I don’t actually care.
*turns head and clasps hands in seasonal ginger at a rap concert*
The truth is that I don’t actually tan very well.
The truth is that I don’t actually tan very well.
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 AM
*turns head and clasps hands in seasonal ginger at a rap concert*
The truth is that I don’t actually tan very well.
The truth is that I don’t actually tan very well.
Which onotype is for temperature, or is this a thermotype?
February 1, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Which onotype is for temperature, or is this a thermotype?
Don’t be that guy.
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Don’t be that guy.
🙋🏻♀️ hi yes if fire in the Captain Planet ring sequence misfires do they roast one of their team members to death and because Captain Planet is stuck in limbo then earth goes extinct?
February 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
🙋🏻♀️ hi yes if fire in the Captain Planet ring sequence misfires do they roast one of their team members to death and because Captain Planet is stuck in limbo then earth goes extinct?
Ha!
Now we have got the math alt popping.
Now we have got the math alt popping.
a man in a red shirt and white pants is performing on a stage with bbc written above him
Alt: a man in a red shirt and white pants is performing on a stage with bbc written above him
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February 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Ha!
Now we have got the math alt popping.
Now we have got the math alt popping.
If you want to talk about all time tweets before the blip and invasion that award goes out to Edward Snowden posting mii saying
“What happened to us?”
“What happened to us?”
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
If you want to talk about all time tweets before the blip and invasion that award goes out to Edward Snowden posting mii saying
“What happened to us?”
“What happened to us?”
Best ambient Nintendo Wii interstitial room for an awkward impasse hold music 🥁
Ever.
open.spotify.com/track/6bgzjb...
Ever.
open.spotify.com/track/6bgzjb...
Make Dub Not War
open.spotify.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Best ambient Nintendo Wii interstitial room for an awkward impasse hold music 🥁
Ever.
open.spotify.com/track/6bgzjb...
Ever.
open.spotify.com/track/6bgzjb...
A button up t shirt with a bow tie on it:
For a board meeting in the tropics.
For a board meeting in the tropics.
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
A button up t shirt with a bow tie on it:
For a board meeting in the tropics.
For a board meeting in the tropics.
Would you like me to play end of the world as we know it by REM to placate one’s perceptions of reality now?
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Would you like me to play end of the world as we know it by REM to placate one’s perceptions of reality now?
And today I say a package of vegan chicken fingers that looked appetizing.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a rack of ties
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a rack of ties
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
And today I say a package of vegan chicken fingers that looked appetizing.
Problematic sentiments to champion forward onto the Winter Olympics because were hilarious:
Sentience is DELICIOUS. And this makes me feel complicated.
Sentience is DELICIOUS. And this makes me feel complicated.
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Problematic sentiments to champion forward onto the Winter Olympics because were hilarious:
Sentience is DELICIOUS. And this makes me feel complicated.
Sentience is DELICIOUS. And this makes me feel complicated.
Yoooo
February 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Yoooo
Rock and shrampin’.
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Rock and shrampin’.
End on a good note in
3
2
3
2
February 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
End on a good note in
3
2
3
2
There is what the accusations
Are
And then there is
Blank.
Are
And then there is
Blank.
a woman wearing glasses and a pearl necklace looks surprised
Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a pearl necklace looks surprised
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
There is what the accusations
Are
And then there is
Blank.
Are
And then there is
Blank.
Why is the hint of stop making volunteers do all this shit not landing with the self important?
Let me give you a hint.
Let me give you a hint.
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Why is the hint of stop making volunteers do all this shit not landing with the self important?
Let me give you a hint.
Let me give you a hint.
🥸 this is why I’m super jazzed to get back into calculus eventually. Man.
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
🥸 this is why I’m super jazzed to get back into calculus eventually. Man.
Things people don’t think about when you’re funny:
Hmm why did he barf?
Me: oh I dunno maybe this was fucking IMPOSSIBLE
Hmm why did he barf?
Me: oh I dunno maybe this was fucking IMPOSSIBLE
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Things people don’t think about when you’re funny:
Hmm why did he barf?
Me: oh I dunno maybe this was fucking IMPOSSIBLE
Hmm why did he barf?
Me: oh I dunno maybe this was fucking IMPOSSIBLE
Now remember children if you ever experience endogenous molecules from exertion:
You’re gay.
You’re gay.
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Now remember children if you ever experience endogenous molecules from exertion:
You’re gay.
You’re gay.
*turns a chair around 180 degrees with a spin to sit down on it backwards like a cool camp counsellor and fully Rikers it*
You see, my bratwurst has a lot of names.
You see, my bratwurst has a lot of names.
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
*turns a chair around 180 degrees with a spin to sit down on it backwards like a cool camp counsellor and fully Rikers it*
You see, my bratwurst has a lot of names.
You see, my bratwurst has a lot of names.