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Cantard
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Accountant, 3.5 wizard, lover of giant fighting robots. Wanted to run for office, but things didn't work out.
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I'm running for Chip Roy's seat. Once I have 500 signatures for my district I'll open a formal BlueSky campaign account.

Progress: 1% toward goal. Will update once a week.
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Hell yes. I’m there. 🍿
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2025) Official Trailer - Uma Thurman
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
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November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My uber religious cousin is posting on Facebook about how "they" killed Charlie Kirk and dark "forces" wanted him dead.

I clarified that one specific person killed Kirk, and did so for articulable reasons.

The correction was not well received.
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Something annoying for me is that reports discussing the $376M update done under Obama and approved "under Bush" doesn't give the NAME OF THE BILL that would lead to proof of the rebuttal.

But I did finally find the popular name of the construction, with the $376M AND that the bill was in 2001.
White House Big Dig - Wikipedia
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October 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Got my Netflix subscription renewed and finally watched K-Pop Demon Hunters.

Really enjoyed it. Great music, visuals, and humor.

'You really think a demon boy band will work?'
[looks at the boy band]
'Yeah that will definitely work.'
October 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Missed the boat of Ghost of Tsushima and giving it go in the afternoons. I LOL'd when I saw it had a Kurasawa mode.

Take my vengeance on the Mongols? Pressing I'm sure. But first I must follow the wind to every hot springs in the land. And chase foxes.
October 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The necromancer spews lies. Do not believe her pronouncements. Carry a sharp sword and remember that fear is also a weapon. And when the demon emerges from the hellmouth, strike but once, bold and true -- you may not get another opportunity.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trump really wishes the room was full of young enlistees ready to hoot and holler instead of sober leaders.
September 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hegseth: Your job is to kill people and break things.

Military people, is that what you understood your job to be?
September 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Cousin just posted about how interesting an interview with Charlie Kirk was that indicated, amongst other things, that the American left are demon worshiping Satanist polytheists.

I enjoy wishing her a Merry Christmas after her annual calls to pray for the lost.
September 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Kiddoes were home sick from school and discovered my Warhammer box-o-stuff. So I got to show them off with ignored warnings not to touch. The Hammerhead was one of my last projects and looks, for my non-existent skill level, pretty nice I think.
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
For reference, being in a depressed mood and deciding to watch the new season of Generation V is NOT a good decision. It's like taking modern political cynicism and cranking it up 11.

Much better to watch xenomorphs tear people apart.
September 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Trump admitting to war crimes on the floor of the UN.
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Got to go to a convention in Louisville Kentucky this past week and let me tell you, the Louisville Slugger museum and factory was amazing. The bats of Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, Hank Aaron, and more. I picked up an untreated major league bat in their factory and I had Field of Dreams feels.
a man in a baseball uniform is talking to another man and says `` is this heaven '' .
Alt: A man of a certain age has seen Field of Dreams and shed a tear at the thought of one more game of catch with this dad.
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Listened to the NPR political podcast on Kirk's death and was impressed how they never actually brought up the specifics of what made him controversial.

Dude would have said NPR and NPR reporters were leftist Marxists poisoning the minds of America with insanity about multiple genders.
September 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
To change up from the naked hypocrisy around Kirk's death, we now have 9/11.

In September 2001, I was a senior in high school and watched the twin towers burn in my second period choir class. We would be at war for the next 23 years.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I recall someone saying it's gross that we wait after every shooting to see if the perpetrator conforms to the political identity of one side or the other.

Really hoping it was a crazy from Kirk's side of the fence. Because the Right is already nailing him to the cross and calling for vengeance.
September 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Barrasso appears to be wavering on RFK. It sounds like doctors are talking to him and are making him concerned.

Also, good god RFK needs to mute his mic and stop breathing like a lunger into it.
September 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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In Germany, scientists have made a breakthrough in treating Parkinson’s by implanting a chip in the brain that sends precise signals to restore movement. A stunning leap in neuroscience—witness the power of innovation and the beauty of science in action.
Powerfull content
August 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Couldn't campaign over the weekend. Something is in the air, and I just felt like garbage.
August 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Watching Predator: Hunter of Hunters and thinking hunting Vikings in the middle of winter would be...easy mode? They came in the overly hot summers in first two movies because it gives the humans a slight edge over the heat based vision.
August 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Finally sat down and watched Alien Earth, and man, the first episode was TENSE. Did a great job setting the board. Second episode was also good and man, while the alien got a boost as a fast killer, the other creatures have a strong ick and suspense factor.
August 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Saw a transformer on steep discount at Target and got it for my son.

Scary looking guy with lots of pincers. When I changed him into a kind of cement mixer I had a feeling of dread. It was the live-action movie Constructicon. And there were instructions for joining six others to make a big one.
August 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Saturday Night Roleplay:
-We want to do a Vampire (CoD) game.
-But actually, one wants to be a Prometheus.
-And the other wants to play a Mage.
-We want to do a Prometheus game of self-actualization with their Mage buddy.

Now I get to write a story, populate it with NPCs, and get firm on the rules.
August 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
That special moment when you check the courts online document portal for the counter petition you drove downtown a month ago to file in person and paid out of pocket for and see that it's not one there.

Really special stuff. eFile? Nope. That special shit is only for real attorneys.
August 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM