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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅

@natteringnaybob.bsky.social

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No joke is too Dad. DC by way of Philly Pronouns: Any of a small set of words that are used as substitutes for nouns or noun phrases. Cis straight white male. I'm fine with whatever you are. Name origin: https://youtu.be/p9uZvrsAoyE?si=K8M5tW-OTL14

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 58m

You missed some priv

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1h

Joyce, but only because my parents' anniversary was Bloomsday.

Otherwise, Joyce is like being sent to prison -- one long sentence

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 3h

Is that an iPho?

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 3h

You mean, a river runs through it?

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 4h

Unlike @risettemd.bsky.social, you make a pretty good straight man

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 4h

So, it gives you a little lift?

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 4h

What is the longest song that you think everybody (not just you) knows *all* the lyrics to:

American Pie?
Bohemian Rhapsody?
Paradise by the Dashboard Light?

Something else?

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe I'm just a really advanced AI

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 6h

So, you're into solid things thrusting up and down at high speeds?

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 6h

This one makes you look like a happy girl. So, same as the old software

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 7h

If they had done this sooner, they could have gotten Matt Rhule back

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 7h

Who decided to call it the Dallas Symphony Orchestra and not Texas Instruments?

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

You need an adult content warning on that. You know, to cushion the blow

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, @jackiantonovich.bsky.social, perfect timing

The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 1d

A cartoon by Roz Chast, from 2013. #NewYorkerCartoons

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

Plainly speaking

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

That's the hole reason for your existence

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

The time of year where, at some point of the day, you are guaranteed to be dressed wrong

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 2d

Should have stayed at Temple

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 2d

I ordered some tots to go with my burger, and not one of them had their eyes all aglow

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not buying 65 bpm, either

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 2d

I thought you already had kids

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 2d

ANOTHER Phineas Gage comic? Man, that is so 1870

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 3d

So, fizzy Manischewitz

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe try using them for good instead of evil?

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 3d

Salamanders are not lizards.

Thank you, I will make a newt of that