Zenn
@zennistrad.bsky.social
Zendikar and Innistrad appreciator. Izzet guildmage and collector of miscellaneous opinions. He/they.
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It's so cool how everyone in power everywhere is stupid
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's so cool how everyone in power everywhere is stupid
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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There is an abolitionist answer to this but you're not gonna like it.
I‘m tired of being nice about this; “abolitionism” has had years to develop a non-idiot policy program and the best they’ve come up with is ”murder without even the pretense of juridical process.” And I am not nut-picking; this is all over abolitionist writing.
"What about [form of abuse that is mostly de facto decriminalised right now anyway]?"
I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
There is an abolitionist answer to this but you're not gonna like it.
I'm selling my old Titania: Protector of Argoth Commander deck to help cover expenses for the month while I'm waiting to start my new job
Starting bid is $375 - there's at least $500 worth of cards here by my last calculation so if you're fast you could get a good deal
ebay.us/m/oDXUPD
Starting bid is $375 - there's at least $500 worth of cards here by my last calculation so if you're fast you could get a good deal
ebay.us/m/oDXUPD
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm selling my old Titania: Protector of Argoth Commander deck to help cover expenses for the month while I'm waiting to start my new job
Starting bid is $375 - there's at least $500 worth of cards here by my last calculation so if you're fast you could get a good deal
ebay.us/m/oDXUPD
Starting bid is $375 - there's at least $500 worth of cards here by my last calculation so if you're fast you could get a good deal
ebay.us/m/oDXUPD
Just found out that Mushroom Kingdom Fusion is still in development, what the fuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Nx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Nx...
MKFusion: F3 2025 Trailer
YouTube video by MKFusion Project
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just found out that Mushroom Kingdom Fusion is still in development, what the fuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Nx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Nx...
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Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
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I guess this is about as close as it gets to good news these days (previous estimate was about 3.6C of heating)
Lot of people are already passing this around with the usual "WHY ISN'T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING" shrieks, while ignoring the fact that the article literally says that this is a *significant* decrease from the warming that we were on track for even a few years ago.
World still on track for catastrophic 2.6C temperature rise, report finds
Fossil fuel emissions have hit a record high while many nations have done too little to avert deadly global heating
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I guess this is about as close as it gets to good news these days (previous estimate was about 3.6C of heating)
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
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I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
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Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
The Alt Text lmao
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The Alt Text lmao
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
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as funny as it is to imagine this entirely cause of tariffs it's just as much cause of the exchange rate
if sony simply price cut the PS5 in japan to what amounts to 360 dollars it'd get scalped to shit
if sony simply price cut the PS5 in japan to what amounts to 360 dollars it'd get scalped to shit
I love how console region-locking is a thing again for the absolute stupidest reasons
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
as funny as it is to imagine this entirely cause of tariffs it's just as much cause of the exchange rate
if sony simply price cut the PS5 in japan to what amounts to 360 dollars it'd get scalped to shit
if sony simply price cut the PS5 in japan to what amounts to 360 dollars it'd get scalped to shit
Shout out to the time I thought I'd lost my best jacket and spent weeks without a good winter coat because I couldn't fucking find it
And then it turned out I left it on the coat hanger 🙃
And then it turned out I left it on the coat hanger 🙃
"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Shout out to the time I thought I'd lost my best jacket and spent weeks without a good winter coat because I couldn't fucking find it
And then it turned out I left it on the coat hanger 🙃
And then it turned out I left it on the coat hanger 🙃
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Democrats helped Republicans kill a ten billion dollar industry in order to cave on the shutdown.
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Democrats helped Republicans kill a ten billion dollar industry in order to cave on the shutdown.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?
People are mad at Democrats over on Threads. Do you understand? THREADS.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?
I'm still having some financial struggles while I'm looking for a job
If anyone can help that'd be much appreciated
paypal.me/zennistrad
If anyone can help that'd be much appreciated
paypal.me/zennistrad
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm still having some financial struggles while I'm looking for a job
If anyone can help that'd be much appreciated
paypal.me/zennistrad
If anyone can help that'd be much appreciated
paypal.me/zennistrad