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You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer

with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation

Prumby: Drive What Cars You
December 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍

www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
May 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
May 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Apr 27
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Our official statement and a mini-rant by me on tariffs. TLDR: I'm not happy and you should probably get your orders in for our games soon before prices rise or we run out of stock.
Tariffs are costing American jobs, Americans money and killing creativ
This administrations tariff policy is costing Americans jobs, its costing Americans money and its stifling creativity in the market.   Full stop, these cart blanche tariffs are a tax on the American p...
pandasaurusgames.com
April 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind.

An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."

The other said, "Take him anyway."

So they did.
April 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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AOC: How can anyone possibly make an objective vote on healthcare, energy, or war when their personal wealth is tied up in pharmaceutical, oil and gas, or defense company stock?
April 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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reddit is so great man. r/appliances user asks if his oven is supposed to be shooting literal flame jets at ankle height
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Still doin the thing every Saturday Night. Only #Toonami on Adult Swim. See you in Space!
a man is covering his face with his hand and crying .
ALT: a man is covering his face with his hand and crying .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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Quite literally whitewashing the purpose of the Underground Railroad www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
April 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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every damn time
March 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right
March 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her
February 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad
January 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.

They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.

That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.

👁️❤️🐶🐕
January 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Okay- this is the real Svengoolie, Rich Koz. Another account is using the name Svengoolie, and it appears people are believing it's me. IT IS NOT! This is my actual Bluesky account. Happy to be here!
November 19, 2024 at 9:37 PM