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A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 PM
A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.
Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep]ing or [bleep]ing or finger [bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep]ing or even [bleep]. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep]ing or [bleep]ing or finger [bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep]ing or even [bleep]. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
Michael: I think I see what's happening. You're meeting girl Michael at the bar?
Tobias: It was her idea. She wanted to get a drink. I know it's crazy. I mean, I'm married. And the carbs!
Tobias: It was her idea. She wanted to get a drink. I know it's crazy. I mean, I'm married. And the carbs!
February 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Michael: I think I see what's happening. You're meeting girl Michael at the bar?
Tobias: It was her idea. She wanted to get a drink. I know it's crazy. I mean, I'm married. And the carbs!
Tobias: It was her idea. She wanted to get a drink. I know it's crazy. I mean, I'm married. And the carbs!
If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.
Michael: Are you serious?
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.
Michael: This is a big accusation.
Wayne: Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.
Michael: This is a big accusation.
Wayne: Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Michael: Are you serious?
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.
Michael: This is a big accusation.
Wayne: Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.
Michael: This is a big accusation.
Wayne: Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.
How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
January 20, 2026 at 5:16 PM
How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
I deceived you, mom. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I deceived you, mom. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!
January 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!
You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.
January 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.
I buy all my cars at police auction
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I buy all my cars at police auction
Lindsay: You haven’t had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren't even speaking towards the end.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
January 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Lindsay: You haven’t had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren't even speaking towards the end.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
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You know, say what you will about America... thirteen bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
You know, say what you will about America... thirteen bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.
Best video I’ve seen this year youtu.be/wlZE5JaD4kU?... #ChickensDontClap
The Bizarro Elaine Dance
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January 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Best video I’ve seen this year youtu.be/wlZE5JaD4kU?... #ChickensDontClap
Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in I'm Poor Magazine?
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in I'm Poor Magazine?
Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Happy New Year
What's this, a stuffy office meeting? Well. Maybe it's time for a little... office magic?
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
What's this, a stuffy office meeting? Well. Maybe it's time for a little... office magic?
Ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to!
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to!
Oscar: Well, sure, the question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oscar: Well, sure, the question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
Michael: GOB, you've found a woman who believes in you. You should make a commitment to her because life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to be able to have that again, you know? A family. Nothing else matters.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Michael: GOB, you've found a woman who believes in you. You should make a commitment to her because life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to be able to have that again, you know? A family. Nothing else matters.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
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The tears aren’t coming youtu.be/FK_9bBzRNZo?...
The tears aren't coming
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December 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The tears aren’t coming youtu.be/FK_9bBzRNZo?...
Lucille: Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub, it's the only reason you're here, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Lucille: Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub, it's the only reason you're here, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.