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Zach Sano
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The was-been who never has
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January 18, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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luigi mangione: *raises money for cancer, advocates for getting vaccinated, goes to women's health and premature birth awareness campaigns, goes to a gay rights art installation*

everyone:

luigi mangione: *kills an evil murderous ceo*

everyone: A HERO
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Never underestimate the power of fandom
Someone released a photo of Luigi Mangione to brag that no one else had seen it before it was deleted with another photo superimposed over it in order to 'watermark it' to keep for themselves. Within 3 days, people had managed to completely reverse engineer it as a collaborative community effort.
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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You would tell me if the vibes are fucked right
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Cow Tools!

We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them

It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS

Here I describe our study

(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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nervous #art
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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*opening the cabinet a third time as if to trick it into having different snacks than the last two times*
January 19, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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what is the nutritional impact of falling in love?
January 19, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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It looks like there is extremely red aurora behind the clouds as seen from Maine. It looks to be very intense... so much so that the snow is glowing purple even though the skies are overcast! Get out if you have clear skies and are in the Northeast.

go.theauroraguy.com/webcams
January 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
January 19, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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I think the laundry likes to stay in the dryer.
January 15, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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“Soon, love,” I whisper tenderly to my jorts.
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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A lot of international conflicts aren’t black-and-white, but here it is crystal clear.

And it really sucks to unambiguously be the villain.
Footage shows Danish troops arriving in Greenland as part of a new military deployment. Among the personnel who landed on the island is Major General Peter H. Boysen, Chief of the Danish Army Command. #Greenland
January 19, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'm not sure that's correct
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM