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yohan
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I am so fucking tired
I sometimes write about my thoughts on society
Unironic g/acc
(20 They/them)
There's porn in my likes. Watch out!
minors, ai-evangelists, and ageless accounts dni
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Im still kinda in the shitter with my student loans and whatnot, and still unemployed for close to a year now, despite my genuine efforts. So any support truly is appreciated.

#mutualaid #queermutualaid
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It's great how in the modern day in porn games, we have decided the only differentiating factor in an adult woman is boob size.

Petite women are not allowed to exist. Even totally normal sized boobs are not allowed to exist.

If they aren't the size of her head at least, she's not a woman I guess.
I once saw an adult game get nuked because the main character's boobs were too small, causing an anonymous Valve employee to flag the game for having characters that are "too childlike"

Is that the real reason?? That's the fun of manual reviews by people with unknowable beefs with your art form 😃
"i would have simply made a work that didn't trigger the invisible hand of an anonymous valve employee with a highly specific unknowable beef"

"and if i did, i would throw away that project and start anew, confident somehow that this new project would not suffer the same fate"
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
>crpg
>cyberpunk 2077

Im sorry what
doc's definitive crpg rankings:

1) cyberpunk 2077
2) vampire the masquerade bloodlines
3) arcanum: of steamworks and magick obscura

...

999) planescape: torment
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Sure but see how far that goes when more and more people aren't buying new games which most likely already has a crossover with people who don't like generative AI.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Capitalism poisoned nostalgia so much that some people can’t seem to enjoy nostalgia of *any* kind now. Not all nostalgia is bad? So what if you like a seasonal food or family tradition just because of nostalgia?? It’s fine!! Let yourself enjoy harmless things and warm fuzzy memories.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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fighting for my fucking life in the bathroom, screaming, crying, shidding, as all of the middle ages irish mercenaries in my lineage who died of infinite dysentery lay their spectral hands upon my shoulders to grant me their strength like a shonen anime hype moment
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Im not. The world got worse when titty fighters became a thing
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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still moving the other prints around to make room, but it's here!!
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I'm really grateful that I'm trans, if only because it taught me that nearly every aspect of who I am can be changed.

People mostly talk about the physical aspects of transition, but I feel like I'm constantly remaking myself—my personality or otherwise—into the type of person I want to be.
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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weaponized jingoism: you want to keep getting cucked by foreign oil? lmao what a loser, real freedom is your own solar panels powering your car you beta shrimp boy
one thing ive thought for awhile is the messaging around clean energy has been atrocious

“what if you never had to pay for gas again” feels like it would resonate more than “we need to bring CO2 levels down”
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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i think transphobia will continue to not really take off in the united states as an electoral issue simply because it feels intensely british
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Please understand that I will never use PayPal under any circumstances
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I hate that people keep rediscovering this, but we've known for decades now that paypal does this, arbitrarily and with little recourse.

*Never* keep money in Paypal. Pull it to a real bank the second it hits. Your day-to-day Paypal balance should be at most in the low double digits.
3D artist on Patreon suddenly banned by PayPal: “I have nothing to pay my bills for this month. I have nothing to pay my rent, and I have only around $100 for a living before I resolve this, alter my billing in Patreon and wait a 5 day cooldown. PayPal says I can access my money only in 6 months”
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Two things can be true: 1.) The Game Awards are meaningless and we shouldn't take them all that seriously. 2.) Award shows of its scale DO rewrite the mainstream history of the art form, whether they deserve to or not, and its okay to care that it's so thoughtless despite having that responsibility.
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Game Awards discourse imo distracts from issues like labor rights and censorship from paypros
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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thanks linus torvalds
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The ‘nose ring theory’ and ‘septum ring theory’ thing is the same repackaged 4chan-era feminism panic from 2009 all over again. We’ve gone full circle. Mocking self-expression is cringe af and will always speak on how nasty of a personality you have deep inside.
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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society’s really reshitting itself to the early 2000s

queer folks catching the same heat like it’s 2004, y’all never grew up just learned new slurs

apparently being goth is SHOCKING again. cute. I’ve been the villain before, I'll do it again with better clothes and a fatter ass
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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MeToo did not go far enough. People were saying "MeToo has gone too far" when it had barely just picked up momentum.

It was an attempt at reckoning with how institutionally misogynistic and sexually exploitative most institutions are and what women are constantly put through. So it was crushed.
This idea that #metoo was a temporary piece of insanity that happened because America was too woke...

Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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you’ll pretty much always create something funnier bashing together random clippings from google image search than you will typing “generate me a picture of my cool funny idea. no not like that. no not like that. no not like that. no not— oh, fuck it, that’ll do”
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Art by • Atomcyber
February 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Americans will be like “oh you don’t live here you can’t talk” as if their whole ass country running how the entire economy sinks or swims and the creeping threat of fascism won’t spread uncontested from the US isn’t other country’s problems
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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this is fucking vile
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”

I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM